Twitter:The New Batch

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu May 07, 2020 9:37 pm

Is it going to hurt anyone’s feelings if we go to a thread that wasn’t started by Scottie?

Anyway I got a response and a like from Robert Irvine. I love food network and Restaurant Impossible. I’m a Bobby Flay Stan first then probably Alex Guarnaschelli. Then a toss up for Irvine and Amanda Freitag

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri May 08, 2020 1:49 pm

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:07 pm

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:52 pm

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed May 13, 2020 10:56 am

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed May 13, 2020 12:17 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 10:56 am

Those were pretty damn great.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed May 13, 2020 1:22 pm

I'm Gandalf x Witch King.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed May 13, 2020 2:06 pm

P.D.X. wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 1:22 pm I'm Gandalf x Witch King.

Gandalf, the weed sommelier is the one that floored me.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri May 15, 2020 5:54 pm

If Delaney had just somehow gone with a football cliche

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DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sat May 16, 2020 6:04 pm

Post by **brian** » Tue May 19, 2020 6:13 pm

One of my favorite tweets of the year tbh

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue May 19, 2020 6:34 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed May 20, 2020 8:29 am

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Wed May 20, 2020 12:51 pm

The Hoarse Whisperer with a thread about getting retweeted by Trump ...

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu May 21, 2020 2:54 pm

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu May 28, 2020 5:18 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:14 am

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:20 am

That was my favorite response to that (which was posted in the headlines channel, but McKean's response was choice and worthy of posting on its own)

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:59 pm

I didn't even realize we had that thread.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:29 am

So perfectly timed that it could be a scene from a comedy... (It's not)

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:48 am

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:54 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:40 pm

I didn't know he was real

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:20 pm

He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:30 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:20 pm He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.

Tossing out slow claps like it's my job today. Well done, sir.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:29 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 2:54 pm

An interview with the guy who wrote that obituary about his uncle.

The Viral ‘Uncle Bunky’ Obituary Writer Discusses His Legendary Uncle And Mourning In The COVID Era

In part, Uncle Bunky was a funny meme that reminded us of other funny memes, but it was also something of a stand-in for our own departed family members — an example of how to mourn at a time when so many of us have been unable to gather for funerals. We wanted to live more like Uncle Bunky and grieve more like his nephew. For a moment we all became Royal Tenenbaum, staring at a headstone saying, “Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:54 am

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:10 am

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:03 pm

Found Dumberer.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:56 am

Trevor Bauer going after Curt Schilling and Aubrey Huff is entertaining (Schilling deleted his account, but I'm guessing he'll be back by the end of the week)
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage

Post by **Sabo** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:08 pm

I hope Bauer's "played yourself like a video game" response to Schilling was intentional. If so, then *chef's kiss*.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:54 am

Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:07 am

Jerloma wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:54 am Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:26 am

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:53 am

Cheese wife.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm

Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm

mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?

I think that was a Decemberists album.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:20 pm

I didn’t when I read it this morning but do now.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:29 pm

A_B wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.

A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:06 pm

mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:29 pm
A_B wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.

Anything to do with Eric Andre?