The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:26 am

‘Racism Is Pervasive and Systemic’ at Canada’s Museum of Human Rights, Report Says

Not too much of a surprise considering that the thing's a massive white elephant.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:46 am

I can't decide if this is irony or karma...

Coal magnate Robert Murray, outspoken miner who battled EPA, dies at 80 of lung disorder

Robert Murray, a fourth-generation coal miner who became one of the embattled industry’s most outspoken advocates, has died. He was 80.

Murray died early Sunday morning at his home in St. Clairsville, Ohio, of a lung disorder, according to Michael Shaheen, the family’s lawyer. He was diagnosed in 2016 with coal workers’ pneumoconiosis, or black lung disease, and had been known to attend industry events with a portable oxygen container.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:51 am

definitely karma

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:57 am

Dude’s 80 years old. I’d just call it old age.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:41 am

Does this qualify?

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:42 am

Well, he's certainly a dumb fucker...

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:58 am

More like Live Free AND Die, amirite Turd?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:07 pm

Does this count?

(from CNN's homepage)

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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:59 pm

Now to be fair, one of the men is wearing a different coloured mask.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:59 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:59 pm

Now to be fair, one of the men is wearing a different coloured mask.

Upon initial glance I thought that was a U.S. Air Force photo because that's exactly what staff meetings look like most of the time.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:02 pm

Kellyanne Conway's daughter auditioned for American Idol last night, and before the audition, they put Claudia in a room to see a pre-recorded message from her mother, where she stated, in part, "Remember honey, winners are people that are willing to lose."

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:11 am

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:17 pm

Reaper wrote: ↑Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:02 pm Kellyanne Conway's daughter auditioned for American Idol last night, and before the audition, they put Claudia in a room to see a pre-recorded message from her mother, where she stated, in part, "Remember honey, winners are people that are willing to lose."

That's really sad how they're exploiting her. It's not going to end well. ABC getting slammed this morning and rightfully so.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:53 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:32 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:53 pm

Republicans and their cancel culture...

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:12 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:32 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:53 pm
Republicans and their cancel culture...

A "reprehensible" view for these people would be that the Proud Boys aren;t the cream of American masculinity.

Obvious answer is that it's someone who King Donald doesn't like.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:42 pm

My new tennis racket came in today.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 am

Donald Trump Jr. calls Bruce Springsteen's dropped charges 'liberal privilege'

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:14 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 am Donald Trump Jr. calls Bruce Springsteen's dropped charges 'liberal privilege'

Yeah, rich Conservatives never get off.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:32 am

Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:42 pm My new tennis racket came in today.

Perfect

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:59 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 am Donald Trump Jr. calls Bruce Springsteen's dropped charges 'liberal privilege'

Springsteen had a BAC of 0.02. That's why the charges were dropped.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:02 pm

Maybe this?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:13 am

Was going to put this in the Trump Crap thread, but it truly belongs here.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:18 am

I too am concerned about the pulization of the justice dept.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:23 am

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:18 am I too am concerned about the pulization of the justice dept.

That's just assurd.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:36 pm

Need a ruling.

Pickup truck in front of me with 4 stickers.

1 - Blue Lives Matter
2 - Batman, a vigilante who took justice into his own hands because of a mostly corrupt police force
3 - Star wars, where a whole movement bucks the powers that be for their policies and heavy handed approach to galaxy building
4 - Mandalorian, a bounty hunter who works well outside the bounds of normal law enforcement

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:41 pm

I think it gets points for not having a Punisher decal.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 1:30 pm

Even Tucker is fighting a laugh at the idiocy of his words.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 3:27 pm

Not irony.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 am

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:43 pm

Stolen for a work Slack channel (they screenshotted it from somewhere):

My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:02 pm

It took me 30 seconds to get my own joke from October 15th.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:30 pm

Is it ironic that right-wingers who wanted the Wall are now championing Djokovic breaking immigration laws?

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:56 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:30 pm Is it ironic that right-wingers who wanted the Wall are now championing Djokovic breaking immigration laws?

No, because he's white.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:11 pm

The United States has never won an Olympic medal in the following current winter sport: Biathlon.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:46 am

Reaper wrote: ↑Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:11 pm The United States has never won an Olympic medal in the following current winter sport: Biathlon.

We need fewer restrictions on buying skis.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:22 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:24 am

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:51 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:59 am