The Great Goals thread
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That's insane. Completely bonkers.
That's the type of thing you could try doing on the training ground and probably take months to achieve, if ever.
(And believe me, that's exactly the type of shit you get up to. But it's usually as "simple" as hit the crossbar from a set piece, then try to volley the rebound home out of the air or on one bounce. Scissor/bicycle kick to the the bar is random enough, volleying the rebound in and fashion is nuts.)
That's the type of thing you could try doing on the training ground and probably take months to achieve, if ever.
(And believe me, that's exactly the type of shit you get up to. But it's usually as "simple" as hit the crossbar from a set piece, then try to volley the rebound home out of the air or on one bounce. Scissor/bicycle kick to the the bar is random enough, volleying the rebound in and fashion is nuts.)
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I feel bad for the defender who ducked his head out of the way only for the goal to go viral.
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Does he meg the defender and the goalie there?
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That's good Jizz
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Rass wears his jersey with just the first name on the back.
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This was a thing of beauty...
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Last defender should've just taken the risk and stepped up to stop ball.
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Can't decide if this is a great goal, shambolic defending, or a bit of both.
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Second guy in is the slightly shambolic part. First missed tackle is mostly Pepe being extremely strong on the ball (IMO).
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It's shocking how few goals he has scored for Arsenal. He makes insane highlights getting a shot off, then always puts it wide. Mostly, he beats a defender 6 times because he is trying to get a shot off with his left foot when he had multiple opportunities with his right. Most one-footed player over the age of 7 I've ever seen.Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 2:45 pm Second guy in is the slightly shambolic part. First missed tackle is mostly Pepe being extremely strong on the ball (IMO).
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Duane Holmes' 2nd today was fantastic
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Giroud with the bicycle kick...
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They allowed it after VAR...
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love Giroud... the meaty forehead of Giroud usually.. but.. wrong. var got it wrong.
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How do you figure?elflaco2 wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:03 pm love Giroud... the meaty forehead of Giroud usually.. but.. wrong. var got it wrong.
Totally Kafkaesque
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League 2 goal of the season?
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Just listen to this shot from young American Daryl Dike.
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He is only a loan from Orlando. If Barnsley does not get promoted they don't expect to keep him on a full transfer. Dike is playing for a shot in Europe and has been on a tear.
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He's a beast. I hope he keeps it up. He had a great last year at UVA and was scoring goals at Orlando before Barnsley. Seems like he hasn't found a level he can't succeed at yet.
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That's a stunner.
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Dunno. Looked a little clumsy until the strike. Isnt that what they're always telling kids won't work at the next level.
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That kick sounded like it had an exit velocity of 200 MPH.
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In so many words... Front post sometimes is used. It's certainly a thing, as a goalie, that you don't get beat to the short side, but that might be a morphing from so many North American goalies also watching a lot of hockey.
That shot is unstoppable. I don't care if he knew it was coming, that's a once in a lifetime shot.
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I was taught you should never get beat at the near post, but nobody is stopping that shot.Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:01 amIn so many words... Front post sometimes is used. It's certainly a thing, as a goalie, that you don't get beat to the short side, but that might be a morphing from so many North American goalies also watching a lot of hockey.
That shot is unstoppable. I don't care if he knew it was coming, that's a once in a lifetime shot.
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Yes, thank you... Foggy brained this morning. Near post it is!The Sybian wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:24 amI was taught you should never get beat at the near post, but nobody is stopping that shot.Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:01 amIn so many words... Front post sometimes is used. It's certainly a thing, as a goalie, that you don't get beat to the short side, but that might be a morphing from so many North American goalies also watching a lot of hockey.
That shot is unstoppable. I don't care if he knew it was coming, that's a once in a lifetime shot.
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I think this qualifies...