Swamp Wrestling Federation 2021 - Gunpowder vs. GoodKarma (Featuring BFJ and DSafe on the mic!)
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
That town IS big enough for both of them.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
The chemistry in the announcer's booth was off the charts.
Proud of Giff for surviving a couple sweet tea shuffles.
Proud of Giff for surviving a couple sweet tea shuffles.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
The sweet tea shuffle made me laugh so hard i cried. Also we all knew that was how this was going to end.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
I was really surprised that it worked out so well, given that we just winged it. Wung it?
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
"genuflect"
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
This is amazing.
"Circulation issues in the lower extremities" is more Gorilla Monsoon than anything Gorilla Monsoon actually ever said.
"Circulation issues in the lower extremities" is more Gorilla Monsoon than anything Gorilla Monsoon actually ever said.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
I'm patenting Red Bull Jorts.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
That was fantastic.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Amazed that TT's hat stayed on during the entire brawl.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Especially with the lower gravity
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
And for a guy listed in the program as being 7'2" and 130 pounds, TT looked pretty buff.
Was he at the Ben Johnson wrestling academy?
Was he at the Ben Johnson wrestling academy?
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Respect to the double underhook suplexes and the dragon screw leg whip, TT.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Clearly he's been watching New Japan Pro Wrestling.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:24 pm Respect to the double underhook suplexes and the dragon screw leg whip, TT.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Duff Meltzer's review better mention how gassed those two were in the ring. Certainly not Top Talent.Sabo wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:38 pmClearly he's been watching New Japan Pro Wrestling.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:24 pm Respect to the double underhook suplexes and the dragon screw leg whip, TT.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
FYI, Brian did get to enjoy Torchy's Tacos when he was here a couple years ago for the Lucero show.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
It was a pleasure to share the booth with you. Anytime you need a wingman, I’ll fly with you Maverick.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Here are the signature move names I've come up with so far. Some have a specific move in pace, some are just a name so far.
TT - Sweet Tea Shuffle
Giff - Katy Three-Way
Ryan - Monadnock Spin Cycle
rass - Allegheny Bitch Slap
Brian - Mount Pleasant Mounter
Johnnie - Flying Dependapotamus
wlu_lax - Ful Nelsen Supelx
TT - Sweet Tea Shuffle
Giff - Katy Three-Way
Ryan - Monadnock Spin Cycle
rass - Allegheny Bitch Slap
Brian - Mount Pleasant Mounter
Johnnie - Flying Dependapotamus
wlu_lax - Ful Nelsen Supelx
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
El_Flaco -- Juanbomb
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
BFJ -- Baltimore Bong Rip
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
BSF - The Broad Ripple Pothole
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Giff vs. TT2.0 (Featuring Gunpowder and BFJ!)
Ryan delivers the Live Free AND Die!
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
MATCH 3 - PRUITT VS. SANCARLOS
Back after a hiatus due to some technical issues—it's the Over-50 Championship!
To avoid giving either contestant an undue home-crowd advantage, today's match takes place at McKenzie Arena in fabulous Chattanooga, Tennessee! Brought to you by Krystal Burger, Double Cola, lame old songs about trains, and surprisingly great municipal internet service.
I caught up with the contestants on their way to the ring. First up is Canadian hero Pruitt:
BFJ will be flying solo in the mic for this one. Take it away:
Duff's Review:
Back after a hiatus due to some technical issues—it's the Over-50 Championship!
To avoid giving either contestant an undue home-crowd advantage, today's match takes place at McKenzie Arena in fabulous Chattanooga, Tennessee! Brought to you by Krystal Burger, Double Cola, lame old songs about trains, and surprisingly great municipal internet service.
I caught up with the contestants on their way to the ring. First up is Canadian hero Pruitt:
Pruitt with the classic Canadian politeness and humility. And now for his opponent from south of the border, sancarlos:Pruitt wrote: How's it goin', eh? Well, I don't know a-boat you, but I can't believe this organ-eye-zation would require me to fight for the over-50 title instead of just giving it to me oat-right. Now, I got nothing a-gaynst sancarlos personally, but he has no defence when it comes to my moves--Canadian Cutter, Canadian Destroyer, Canadian Backbreaker, Canadian Facebuster--I'm pulling them all out tonight!
I'm ready to go. I just pounded my customary pre-match meal of 12 Labatt Blue stubbies and a cubic metre of Kraft Dinner, and can't wait to pound my customary post-match meal of Shania Twain! But in between, watch me do Canada proud and pin this hoser in the centre of the mat! Oh, and also, fuck Vince Carter!
Thanks to Grand Junction's best for his always on-point commentary.sancarlos wrote: Get a load of this tête-carrée talking about "Canadian Pride"...have you checked my last name, bro? My people ruled that country until you Anglo fucks took over and put barbecue sauce on poutine! This so-called "old man" will be yelling at a cloud over your prostrate body within the hour!
You know, this reminds me of the time back in '82 when I went to a Dire Straits concert in Tahoe--this was before they sold out, by the way. My buddies had fixed me up with the cousin of one of their exes, who I didn't really like, but I went along with it. The show was just into the second set with a good haze of pot smoke setting in when the sound of police sirens broke in and we all scattered. Me and this chick whose name I forgot ended up separated from the others and took refuge in the camper shell of an abandoned El Camino for the next 72 hours. And in case you're wondering: yes, we had sex.
BFJ will be flying solo in the mic for this one. Take it away:
Duff's Review:
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Bumping this not to promote myself as much as BFJ's commentary for that last video, which is amazing.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
That's awesome, Carwash! I'm going to outsource all my posts to you from now on!
Great job on the call, BFJ!
As for Pruitt... Take off, hoser!
Great job on the call, BFJ!
As for Pruitt... Take off, hoser!
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
BFJ's commentary is priceless - "Five from the northern side," the PornHub reference, and "going to the pretzel factory!"
Fantastic!
Proud to have won - playing a bit of Peterborough Possum near the end. One question - how did San Carlos manage to pull me around by the hair so often?
Oh well, all's well that ends well, glad to have sent San Carlos back to Petticoat Junction.
Fantastic!
Proud to have won - playing a bit of Peterborough Possum near the end. One question - how did San Carlos manage to pull me around by the hair so often?
Oh well, all's well that ends well, glad to have sent San Carlos back to Petticoat Junction.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Based on his usage of ranas and the Parasdise Lock, I suspect sancarlos spent some time in Japan, playing his trade. It was probably the 1930's.
It also seems Pruitt has learned why you kick below the belt.
It also seems Pruitt has learned why you kick below the belt.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Not sure I know what you'd call this move...
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Technical difficulties kept SL from the booth this week. I welcome him back ASAP. Thanks for the kind words.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
"The Anniversary Gift"
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
The win against the run of play! Excellent work, BFJ.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
For the over fifty crowd this is more apt.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Half Summer of 69
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
After he executed that move, I felt sapped of energy. Spent, if you will.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Maybe we can do a rematch in 3 or 4 days?
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
I don't know, that was probably the best announcing yet. It just flowwwwwwws
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
Next match will be Ryan vs. Mister D in the battle of AL East snarkiness. I'm struggling to come up with the fake trash talk for you guys, so I'll let you do it yourselves here.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation 2020 - Pruitt vs. sancarlos (Featuring BFJ on the mic!)
How about: "I hope there's drug testing before the match because New Hampshire is one of the highest dependency states in the country and if Ryan has a problem I'd want him to get the help he needs."
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"You know, you sit over there and you talk and talk and talk about other people's problems and make assumptions based on where I come from and who I associate with and I really do appreciate it. The holidays are tough."
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The