WILDCARD WANKFEST
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WILDCARD WANKFEST
Son of a bitch. Ignore the originals
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CORRECTED HORSEJECTIONS:
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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That btw is ignoring week 17. If I include week 17 it looks like this:
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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GPJ: I'm in a playoff league and was probably going to target some Seahawks, what's the big swing on their game with Week 17 included?
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Well of course the Browns will Brown.
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And surely Stefanski has been talking to players?
So Brown, so very, very Brown.
ETA: Joel Bitonio (Pro Bowler) out too
And it's the moutherfucking Steelers too.
So Brown, so very, very Brown.
ETA: Joel Bitonio (Pro Bowler) out too
And it's the moutherfucking Steelers too.
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Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
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Trying to figure that out - it appears to be because the Rams were so bad during weeks 15 and 16 that it dragged them way down when those were my "recent" games.
Of course the Rams defense is really good so I prob wouldn't target too many of them.
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NO by double digits.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
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This is fun, I like the way he split the 32's.
I think I got most of these--the 7 and 8 I may have backwards.
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While that is my normal inclination, I feel like this record being set two seasons after they lost a playoff game following the "double doink" suggests the possibility of of it happening again, especially because Santos was 4/9 on FGs last season before enjoying his current career-best season.BSF21 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pmNO by double digits.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:37 pm Cairo Santos set a team record for consecutive field goals made on Sunday, so I can't decide if the Bears get thumped or lose on a missed kick.
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He split them because that was a second round pick at the time, no?
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Correct--[redacted] was actually the first pick of the second round.
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Toronto Browns Backers are running a playoff pool.
Completely trustworthy guys, $20 Canadian to enter.
http://www.officepools.com/invite/pickem/m/HYQD4YZJ
Completely trustworthy guys, $20 Canadian to enter.
http://www.officepools.com/invite/pickem/m/HYQD4YZJ
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Since I just went to trouble to get these out of the closet I guess I should leave them out for the Browns game.
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Fuck Tommy Maddox!
At one point, my parents had about a dozen boxes of this...
Could be the sweetest thing I have ever eaten.
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I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.
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Add in moving to Florida and he's practically Maury Seinfeld.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my children.
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Aside from being a cereal, what is a Jaq?
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It's the first syllable of an item you left behind at the bar the last time we saw each other.
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"dammit, Sabes, I forgot my jackhammer."
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Ah, yes. I was a bit overserved, if I remember correctly. And, why I brought my jaqstrap to a bar, I cannot recall.
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Better put some respect on my national champ.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
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Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Well, of course that bar was in San Francisco!
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That must be where you got the jackoff machine.
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Well, its technical name is The Sybian. heyo!
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Thanks SC! A few whiffed on the softball I tossed up there!
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Go Bills!!
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They called Rivers a future HOFer?
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I mean. Yes. Is that really in question?
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If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler?
ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)
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I see him as this era’s version of Warren Moon. So I’d say yes.
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Is he better or worse than McNabb?
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I think Rivers is clearly better than McNabb.
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