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I think my post of these pics made the front page of Reddit.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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From TPB3
Randy don't play me for some kinda fool. Ma'fuckas with a gut like that aint off the cheeseburgers, Ma'fuckas with a gut like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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This made me chuckle.DC47 wrote:You let them swipe one of our airplanes?Johnnie wrote:Prepare to see this on the news tonight/today. Show of force for North Korea.
North Korea busted using Photoshop
Popin' ain't easy
Kwame or Kwame?
Not all Kwames are alike. (I blame Michael Jordan)
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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So Kim Jong-Un is a Mac fanboy. Hipsters everywhere can rejoice with their new homeboy.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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A computer powerful enough to start WW3. Stylish too!
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE NORTH KOREANS ALL OF OUR SECRETS JOHNNIE???????????
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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Don't worry, CNN strives to do just that.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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What? R2D2 in between them?
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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These are Johnnie's crossfit shoes.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote:UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.
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Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...Grasspenis wrote:Rush2112 wrote:UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...
You can all mouth-click on my balls!
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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I just hit Command&- and it makes everything smaller! Voila!
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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I can mouth-click my own balls, thank you very much!Grasspenis wrote:Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...
You can all mouth-click on my balls!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Those people from r/MURICA don't even know that I'm the moderator for the OFFICIAL Murica page on FB either. And ::puts on hipster glasses:: my page was around before theirs. Eventually I'll turn to r/AirForce too.ZMan wrote:I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.
I lurk, mostly. You think I'd ever comment in r/gonewild, r/ass, r/hardbodies, r/datgap and any other subreddit where I'm looking at hot chicks? Yea, right.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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rass has a sub-reddit?
#cool.
#cool.
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Your own personal AR-15 wielding Jesus
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February 14th, 1990. That picture is what Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" is based on. He tells the story of how they got it here right before his epic monologue.Sabo wrote:Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Vlad being heckled by topless protesters in Germany. Some guys have all the luck.
mini puke to 1,558
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I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Eww.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.Johnnie wrote:Eww.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Artists representation of the event:The Sybian wrote:I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.Johnnie wrote:Eww.
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I suppose it gets a bit difficult if the dog needs to take a whiz or shit and the owner isn't ready/available.
And, how much training is involved in getting the dogs to walk in heels? I know women who haven't mastered it yet, so it must be tough for a golden retriever.
And, how much training is involved in getting the dogs to walk in heels? I know women who haven't mastered it yet, so it must be tough for a golden retriever.
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So this is what happens when you tell Korean kids to express their thoughts:
More here. And more in the linked Tumblr account.
More here. And more in the linked Tumblr account.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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OK, the poll asking about that is 68% "sinister and vile"Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.
Sinister?? Really? Like there's some plot to take over the world using dogs in pantyhose? These Chinese folks have ulterior motives we haven't quite figured out yet.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!