Tokyo Olympics 2020
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China have lost a table tennis match. Japan wins the mixed doubles. This is the first time China has not won gold or lost to a non-Chinese opponent since Athens!
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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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Her sport is making my pants fit tighter?
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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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So Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
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1976 called and wants its hot take back.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:55 pmSo Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
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Your running disapproval of the more, let's say... off-color, comments by Syb is one of my favorite Swamp subplots but you're giving, at a minimum, the 80s and 90s too much credit.A_B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:02 pm1976 called and wants its hot take back.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:55 pmSo Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
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I had 1982 in there at first but decided to go a bit further back. I should have just looked up when "Necessary Roughness" premiered.rass wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:11 pmYour running disapproval of the more, let's say... off-color, comments by Syb is one of my favorite Swamp subplots but you're giving, at a minimum, the 80s and 90s too much credit.A_B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:02 pm1976 called and wants its hot take back.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:55 pmSo Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
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Scott Bakula, Ireland, Sinbad, Rob Schnider...now where is the oral history of that classic filmA_B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:15 pmI had 1982 in there at first but decided to go a bit further back. I should have just looked up when "Necessary Roughness" premiered.rass wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:11 pmYour running disapproval of the more, let's say... off-color, comments by Syb is one of my favorite Swamp subplots but you're giving, at a minimum, the 80s and 90s too much credit.A_B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:02 pm1976 called and wants its hot take back.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:55 pmSo Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
edit: Google just answered that and it is not where, but which one to read.
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What's even funnier, is that the last time AB called me out on an inappropriate comment, it was immediately after I taught a "Respect in the Workplace" seminar to clients, teaching compassion and understanding of those different than you, sexual harassment prevention and discrimination prevention. Today's comment was written shortly after I completed attending our internal sexual harassment course online. I don't think it's a coincidence. Ironically insensitive comments seem funnier when I am coming out of these classes, and I've been presenting a lot of them lately with even more in the near future, so buckle up AB!rass wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:11 pmYour running disapproval of the more, let's say... off-color, comments by Syb is one of my favorite Swamp subplots but you're giving, at a minimum, the 80s and 90s too much credit.A_B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:02 pm1976 called and wants its hot take back.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:55 pmSo Dortmund hired her as a conditioning coach. At first I was thinking it'd be incredibly distracting, but OTOH could be motivating to impress her. When I was 14 or 15, my travel soccer team had a professional coach who was 23 or 24. His fiance was a yoga instructor, and incredibly hot. He once brought her to a practice and had her teach a yoga session. She wore spandex. Our spank banks were full for a year, and despite all of our pleading, he never brought her to another practice. What the hell was he thinking?
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My new favorite page on the internet is this incredible collection of golfer mug shots:
https://olympics.com/tokyo-2020/olympic ... e-play.htm
https://olympics.com/tokyo-2020/olympic ... e-play.htm
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It's like DUI booking photos, sorted by the arrest location's proximity to country club.
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Early start! Triathlon started at 6:30 am in Tokyo. There's a Bermudan in the lead group of 6. Would be awesome if she got a medal. Bermuda has one medal in their history. A boxing bronze in Montreal!
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Bermuda win gold!degenerasian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:27 pm Early start! Triathlon started at 6:30 am in Tokyo. There's a Bermudan in the lead group of 6. Would be awesome if she got a medal. Bermuda has one medal in their history. A boxing bronze in Montreal!
And Canadian reporter discovers Japanese 7-11
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The Olympics are exposing surfing as boring.
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Tuned into men’s water polo last night because the color commentator for NBC the last couple of Olympics, Wolf Wigo, is very closely related to a family our kids hang out with during our shore vacation every year. His mom had gone to Rio and brought a bunch of Olympic branded plastic beer/soda cups back that the kids used to dig in the sand that summer.
Turns out Wolf isn’t working this year and the guy who is couldn’t sound sleepier. I gave him another chance and just listened to a bit of the game on right now and he sounds the same. Super jet-lagged or really green or high or bored.
Turns out Wolf isn’t working this year and the guy who is couldn’t sound sleepier. I gave him another chance and just listened to a bit of the game on right now and he sounds the same. Super jet-lagged or really green or high or bored.
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Women's gymnastics
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More Women's Gymnastics:
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If you care about your friends, you should spoil that.
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I feel a great disturbance in the discourse
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No need for a spoiler to say Chiles dropped the hammer on the unevens.
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I think someone did a floor exercise to Queen's Don't Stop Me Now but it must have been a foreigner because the 'cock didn't show it.
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I'm watching the four-screen version. It was China. Chiles is really stepping up, most recently just now on the beam.
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Women's Gymnastics/Softball
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It doesn't seem to get a lot of press, but Canada is a damn strong country relative to its size. It has a population smaller than California, yet they seem to be in or around the top ten in the last few summer games. The really punch above their weight class.
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Ha I don't think cooking tex-mex* is a sport!!!
* Brewing beer? Some other cuisine type? Not really sure where to land on this one.
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I would've just gone tacos tbh.
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Not as good as Australia though. Canada's performance in recent years is more varied with medals in combat sports for example. And it's all women winning the medals so far.
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I'm sure all the enlightened folks like Clay Travis will have genuine respect for what Simone Biles is going through...
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Speaking of mediocre white guys...
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Flipside, Rugby Sevens is awesome.
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Ah yes. The Ted Lasso is real defense.
Ted Lasso wouldn't have made it three weeks in real EPL life.
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I can't decide if a tropical storm is good for surfing or bad for surfing. Definitely bad for drone shots and camera work.
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But is unflappable positivity and down-home charm can win over even the most hardened heart!
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