Oscars 2022
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Me too, Ryan... That's another thing in this thread I wasn't really sure about. And in general... I heard Rich Eisen on this topic and he was calling it a horrible joke and some of his crew were like, why is comparing Jada to a jacked (and beautiful) Demi Moore such a huge insult. They, like I think the vast majority of the world, had no idea Jada has alopecia.
Assuming Rock knew this "because he had long standing beef" with the Smiths, as was mentioned here and elsewhere, is making a number of pretty huge leaps.
Also, found this interesting from Kareem: https://kareem.substack.com/p/will-smit ... O54pTM&s=r
Assuming Rock knew this "because he had long standing beef" with the Smiths, as was mentioned here and elsewhere, is making a number of pretty huge leaps.
Also, found this interesting from Kareem: https://kareem.substack.com/p/will-smit ... O54pTM&s=r
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Right I was trying to make that point earlier somewhere.
And again, I don't blame anyone who assumes bad intentions because that's what the segment is for and that's what Chris Rock sometimes does but if he later that night walks into a Children's Hospital and sees a black girl with no hair and goes "Wow look at you! They should put you in the Dora Milaje!" that's a sweet thing to say.
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And again, I don't blame anyone who assumes bad intentions because that's what the segment is for and that's what Chris Rock sometimes does but if he later that night walks into a Children's Hospital and sees a black girl with no hair and goes "Wow look at you! They should put you in the Dora Milaje!" that's a sweet thing to say.
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We’ve all seen roasts where after the last needling, the comedian pivots and speaks with genuine affection towards the target. Frankly, it’s not out of question that Rock wouldn’t have done something similar about how GI Jane was a symbol of strength and beauty for women a generation ago, “Looking forward with you, Jada…”Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 1:47 pm Right I was trying to make that point earlier somewhere.
And again, I don't blame anyone who assumes bad intentions because that's what the segment is for and that's what Chris Rock sometimes does but if he later that night walks into a Children's Hospital and sees a black girl with no hair and goes "Wow look at you! They should put you in the Dora Milaje!" that's a sweet thing to say.
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Instead, he got smacked into next week LOL
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The delivery implied it was a hair joke and not a nod to a strong woman, no? Like written down, you can argue its a toss-up. Video says its a bald joke.
And I don't particularly care if Rock did or didn't know the reasoning. The reason was out there and the onus is on him to know if he's bringing it up.
And I don't particularly care if Rock did or didn't know the reasoning. The reason was out there and the onus is on him to know if he's bringing it up.
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It was a hair joke, but once he referenced GI Jane, images of a self-assured, strong & sexy woman are conjured.mister d wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:08 pm The delivery implied it was a hair joke and not a nod to a strong woman, no? Like written down, you can argue its a toss-up. Video says its a bald joke.
And I don't particularly care if Rock did or didn't know the reasoning. The reason was out there and the onus is on him to know if he's bringing it up.
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DIdn't realize that CR had produced the "Good Hair" documentary. That adds +1 callous points.
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Did anyone get Jim Everett or Jim Rome to chime in and re-live their five minutes?
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I've spent parts of the last few days thinking of things I could say to these assholes that would definitely result in a punch. I have a good one specifically for Patton Oswalt if I ever get a chance to meet him. COMEDY!
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Anti-vax motherfucker says what?
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Other than a few, like Tiffany Haddish, I haven't seen a lot of comedians defending Will on this. I, too, saw that Pat-Tom back and forth and I think that sentiment captures where the dozens of interviews and quote I've seen.
Dana Carvey and David Spade have a podcast and they had an interesting exchange... they are both friends with Rock, and they all share childhoods riddled with being bullied because they were diminutive. Both mentioned being triggered by the whole thing.
Another thing that was pointed out, and maybe it's obvious but I hadn't picked up on it... Chris' hands are clasped behind his back when Smith smacks him. Characterize that how you wish... I had feelings.
Dana Carvey and David Spade have a podcast and they had an interesting exchange... they are both friends with Rock, and they all share childhoods riddled with being bullied because they were diminutive. Both mentioned being triggered by the whole thing.
Another thing that was pointed out, and maybe it's obvious but I hadn't picked up on it... Chris' hands are clasped behind his back when Smith smacks him. Characterize that how you wish... I had feelings.
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I have what will likely be an undoubtedly unpopular opinion with certain segments. These stand up comedians often get their material from histories of pain or something that lets comedy be the outlet, and bullying is probably a fairly common thread. So the people who were sick of getting beat up by the pulling guard all week only to go out on the weekend and watch the quarterback get all the girls now are afraid that the quarterback is now going to come attack them on stage. Tortured artists still with the bully in the back of their minds. Right or wrong, it happens. And when it happens, they show it on TV a lot.Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:23 am Other than a few, like Tiffany Haddish, I haven't seen a lot of comedians defending Will on this. I, too, saw that Pat-Tom back and forth and I think that sentiment captures where the dozens of interviews and quote I've seen.
Dana Carvey and David Spade have a podcast and they had an interesting exchange... they are both friends with Rock, and they all share childhoods riddled with being bullied because they were diminutive. Both mentioned being triggered by the whole thing.
Another thing that was pointed out, and maybe it's obvious but I hadn't picked up on it... Chris' hands are clasped behind his back when Smith smacks him. Characterize that how you wish... I had feelings.
(I'd like to thank Todd Snider for co-writing this post)
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The joke was definitely in poor taste. Plus, Chris Rock isn't an "insult" comic. If Triumph was up there riffing, would the same have happened? Probably not, even though that would have been hilarious but also would have gotten PETA in an uproar instead of stand ups.
I guess basically I'm saying everyone needs to punch Jim Gaffigan.
I guess basically I'm saying everyone needs to punch Jim Gaffigan.
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"If you don't want to be made fun of in front of millions of people, don't go to an awards show for movies."
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Shoot, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon didn't even go and got roasted!mister d wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:03 am "If you don't want to be made fun of in front of millions of people, don't go to an awards show for movies."
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Larry Wilmore made this point too. I also had to go back and watch it and already thought I had analyzed every frame.Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:23 am Other than a few, like Tiffany Haddish, I haven't seen a lot of comedians defending Will on this. I, too, saw that Pat-Tom back and forth and I think that sentiment captures where the dozens of interviews and quote I've seen.
Dana Carvey and David Spade have a podcast and they had an interesting exchange... they are both friends with Rock, and they all share childhoods riddled with being bullied because they were diminutive. Both mentioned being triggered by the whole thing.
Another thing that was pointed out, and maybe it's obvious but I hadn't picked up on it... Chris' hands are clasped behind his back when Smith smacks him. Characterize that how you wish... I had feelings.
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The Slapruder Film.Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:26 amLarry Wilmore made this point too. I also had to go back and watch it and already thought I had analyzed every frame.Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:23 am Other than a few, like Tiffany Haddish, I haven't seen a lot of comedians defending Will on this. I, too, saw that Pat-Tom back and forth and I think that sentiment captures where the dozens of interviews and quote I've seen.
Dana Carvey and David Spade have a podcast and they had an interesting exchange... they are both friends with Rock, and they all share childhoods riddled with being bullied because they were diminutive. Both mentioned being triggered by the whole thing.
Another thing that was pointed out, and maybe it's obvious but I hadn't picked up on it... Chris' hands are clasped behind his back when Smith smacks him. Characterize that how you wish... I had feelings.
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Cracking a single joke in a public forum is not bullying.mister d wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:58 am Is mocking a woman's hair or lack thereof no longer bullying?
A pathological requirement to every standup he's ever done dumping on bald women in his act city after city and establishing a gross trend of making it a point would be bullying.
Why are you Republican-sharing-a-negative-Democrat-Facebook-meme level reductive like this?
The real comedy is grown adults thinking violence is a fair way to respond to words they don't like.
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I'm not trying to preach to ya either, I'm just trying to sing to ya too, you know string a few words together...
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So a one-off joke should be treated as a one-off, a one-off response should be treated as a slippery slope and a slap is "violence". Gotcha!
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Sticks and stones…mister d wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:05 pm So a one-off joke should be treated as a one-off, a one-off response should be treated as a slippery slope and a slap is "violence". Gotcha!
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How is this even up for discussion five days later?
Guy acted like a complete and utter asshole and embarrassed himself in front of the world.
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And he got slapped for his trouble!pruitt2 wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:34 pmHow is this even up for discussion five days later?
Guy acted like a complete and utter asshole and embarrassed himself in front of the world.
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Like, what the fuck are we even debating right now?
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I think we could have a normal debate on how this can constitute bullying in either direction? My guess is that when Carvey and Spade were bullied in high school, its not because the eventual bully was sitting with his girlfriend and they walked up unprovoked to talk shit about her appearance.
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I know this is much less important, but was Will Smith’s win warranted? Did anyone see King Richard to give an opinion on his acting in it? Or was it more a case that he was due and it was his turn?
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My daughter - the expert in all things pop culture - saw all of the nominated films and said he was excellent.L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:32 pm I know this is much less important, but was Will Smith’s win warranted? Did anyone see King Richard to give an opinion on his acting in it? Or was it more a case that he was due and it was his turn?
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Or a member of our armed forces not being able to fucking read?Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:33 am
The real comedy is grown adults thinking violence is a fair way to respond to words they don't like.
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That isn't far off, and the only force about the Air Force is in the name.
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/08/entertai ... index.html
10 year ban for Smith.
Seems about right, to me.
10 year ban for Smith.
Seems about right, to me.
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Already looking forward to the 2033 Oscars