NJ Swampup - Summer 2022

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:31 pm

Foursquare. I'm the only real fan apparently.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:22 am

Part of the conditions for my release was to move the bedroom suit we got from my in laws to the bedroom from the garage. So last night I did that and I think I have both a broken back and a hernia. Fun!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:26 am

"I wore this while making love to your mother in law and I'd like for you to wear it while making love to our daughter."

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:33 am

Nothing a couple of hours on a plane and two nights on a couch can't cure.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:37 am

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:26 am "I wore this while making love to your mother in law and I'd like for you to wear it while making love to our daughter."

Double hilarious considering I have about eight inches on him.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:41 am

There's an LABJ / tailoring joke somewhere in here.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:41 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:37 am
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:26 am "I wore this while making love to your mother in law and I'd like for you to wear it while making love to our daughter."
Double hilarious considering I have about eight inches on him.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

You know exactly what you did! Is there anything more Kentucky than knowing your FiL's penis size?

Rass, why are you putting AB on a couch? Your wife is out of town, that frees up a spot in your bed, no?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 4:44 am

Peanut went wrong way. Coughing head off at the gate. Being looked at like patient zero for monkeycovidpneumonia.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:41 pm

Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:54 pm

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govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:58 pm

You're half way there

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:09 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:54 pm 57C5CAA3-D357-4A64-B609-F065700B74B1.jpeg

Fucking dying over here!

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:52 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:41 pm Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.

It went well for some, not so well for others.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:06 pm

cerranoredux wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:52 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:41 pm Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.
It went well for some, not so well for others.

All credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:16 pm

Incredible pic.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:21 pm

For those who might question Rass’s soft rock Bona fides, there is a Gordon light foot cd on the counter.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:58 pm

Gord’s Gold?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:19 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:58 pm Gord’s Gold?

Can confirm

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:39 pm

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cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:47 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:06 pm
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:52 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:41 pm Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.
It went well for some, not so well for others.
All credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.

Don’t pull that shit again or else I’ll get that band to play your wedding song all day tomorrow while at Rass’s.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:53 pm

So, Giff and I are meeting at a beer garden tomorrow. Maybe we can do a long-distance meetup with the Jersey boys.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 6:37 am

rass wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:39 pm 972F95D5-08BD-494D-9C32-2EE1F67C4E18.jpeg

Never in doubt.

I also celebrate his entire catalogue.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 8:45 am

cerranoredux wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:47 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:06 pm
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:52 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:41 pm Lord cerrano is already asking to pull the bags out and do some cornholin.
It went well for some, not so well for others.
All credit to you. You beat me despite my insistence we do it KY style halfway through.
Don’t pull that shit again or else I’ll get that band to play your wedding song all day tomorrow while at Rass’s.

A fate worse than death

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:38 am

The bagels here are phenomenal.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:01 am

Where did you go?

(Bagels are the one issue that could some day get me ejected from the tri-state area. Best one I've had this year was in Alexandria, VA.)

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:04 am

Google maps says prestige bagels. Had the lox smear yesterday and that was phenomenal. Taylor ham egg and cheese today on Sybs suggestion.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:42 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:04 am Google maps says prestige bagels. Had the lox smear yesterday and that was phenomenal. Taylor ham egg and cheese today on Sybs suggestion.

Did it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:54 pm

ZOOM IS LIVE HERE:

https://bostonu.zoom.us/j/8323409227

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:54 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:42 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:04 am Google maps says prestige bagels. Had the lox smear yesterday and that was phenomenal. Taylor ham egg and cheese today on Sybs suggestion.
Did it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup

I skipped the ketchup.

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:00 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:54 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:42 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:04 am Google maps says prestige bagels. Had the lox smear yesterday and that was phenomenal. Taylor ham egg and cheese today on Sybs suggestion.
Did it meet the hype? I made fun of my Jersey friends for hyping the Taylor ham, egg and cheese. But damn, they were right. I hope you skipped the ketchup. Fuck ketchup
I skipped the ketchup.

Disappointing.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:27 pm

Anyone other than those who said they’d be there are here

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:49 pm

Enjoying a beverage courtesy of HaulCitgo. Thank you my friend!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:59 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:49 pm Enjoying a beverage courtesy of HaulCitgo. Thank you my friend!

rass emphasized

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:07 pm

Rass enjoying a lot of beverages, it appears.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:09 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:07 pm Rass enjoying a lot of beverages, it appears.

I’m enjoying Rass enjoying a lot of beverages

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:22 pm

Just glad you guys are paying attention because I’m gonna cross the line at some point and I need someone to let me know when I do.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:24 pm

Well you just asked cerrano why his box has no hair.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:34 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:24 pm Well you just asked cerrano why his box has no hair.

Yeah I try to be real on here but I did say that before I posted that so I guess I’m the worst

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:51 pm

We can open up room later if anyone wants the late shift.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 5:23 pm