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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:52 amDeath or flower.
So for the same kids/neighbors reasons as most, I haven't tried medical flower until yesterday. Its stronger.
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Oh no, I accidentally packed some homegrown stuff my brother-in-law's uncle gave him.
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As anyone ever tried the drinks? One of the dispensaries had a deal for buy one cartridge, get another half-off and 4 16 oz. 25 mg drinks.
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It's surely going to die in Congress, but Schumer's legal weed bill is finally here.

Just in time for the party to be like "Aww, we tried. Please send us $15 dollars now."
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:35 am As anyone ever tried the drinks? One of the dispensaries had a deal for buy one cartridge, get another half-off and 4 16 oz. 25 mg drinks.
Isn't 25 mg a substantial serving? The edibles I bought are 10mg gummies and serving size is half a gummy.
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:25 am
Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:35 am As anyone ever tried the drinks? One of the dispensaries had a deal for buy one cartridge, get another half-off and 4 16 oz. 25 mg drinks.
Isn't 25 mg a substantial serving? The edibles I bought are 10mg gummies and serving size is half a gummy.
Yeah. I'm glad I read closer cause I swore it was 2.5. Glad I didn't drink it thinking that! Edibles don't typically do it for me, but I imagine if this was the first thing I ingested all day it would do the trick.
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It's a little weird how many more LCD Soundsystem songs make more sense while high as fuck than sober.
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:29 am Edibles don't typically do it for me, but I imagine if this was the first thing I ingested all day it would do the trick.
Aren’t edibles/ingestibles the opposite of alcohol, where food enhances the effects?
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:35 pm
Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:29 am Edibles don't typically do it for me, but I imagine if this was the first thing I ingested all day it would do the trick.
Aren’t edibles/ingestibles the opposite of alcohol, where food enhances the effects?
You might get two answers from two different people on that one. My experience is that food doesn't enhance the effects though I've seen research that certain types of food (esp. high-fat eg ice cream, etc.) can enhance the high. My experiences are mixed.
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Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:35 am As anyone ever tried the drinks? One of the dispensaries had a deal for buy one cartridge, get another half-off and 4 16 oz. 25 mg drinks.
Yes. Few years ago I gave a buddy and his friend a ride to Red Rocks. The friend was from PA and decided to buy all the weedz so he had way too much to ingest/smoke. He gave me 4-5 of the drinks in various flavours. First time I drank half of a tall boy-sized can, I was fuuuucked.
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Rush2112 wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:21 pm
Giff wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:35 am As anyone ever tried the drinks? One of the dispensaries had a deal for buy one cartridge, get another half-off and 4 16 oz. 25 mg drinks.
Yes. Few years ago I gave a buddy and his friend a ride to Red Rocks. The friend was from PA and decided to buy all the weedz so he had way too much to ingest/smoke. He gave me 4-5 of the drinks in various flavours. First time I drank half of a tall boy-sized can, I was fuuuucked.
Noted!

I had that vape thing happen where it was turned on in my pocket while driving down to the Strip and by the time I took it out for a hit, it was empty. I was so pissed.
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Your dick is probably sooo high.
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It deserved to have some fun that trip.
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Let’s play HOW HIGH WAS BFJ!

I am going to a laundromat today to wash comforters. On your map that is marked as B. I left from home, marked A.

The direct route is marked in green.

I left my house. Was vaping by the time I was pulling away and kept on vaping.

Halfway into my journey I realized I was driving to work. Which is further out as you can see because I ended up in Hunt Valley, marked as C.

I get on 83 south to go down ONE EXIT and go to the laundromat.

Still vaping.

Miss the exit. I blame the music I was listening to.

Have to work my way back up north (D in yellow) DURING THE STATE FAIR (shit ton of traffic).

18 min drive turned into 35. But I’m baked and have time to do this while I sit here.
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Damn. Be careful!
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Drove an hour to bordentown today to pay $160 for $420(!) worth of this new (to me / this market?) faster acting edible. Will report back.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:33 pm Damn. Be careful!
The driving to work was just habit and a little bit of weed. Missing the exit…
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mister d wrote: Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:34 pm Drove an hour to bordentown today to pay $160 for $420(!) worth of this new (to me / this market?) faster acting edible. Will report back.
Good luck and gd bless.
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Be careful putting your stuff out there on the internet (just kidding this is probably a map of Idaho)
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Had a weird experience tonight driving back from Tahoe.

(Note: This is not a secretly designed humblebrag as anyone who I confide in my gambling habits will realize this is not an insane amount of money for me to have, but I wanted to stop by the bank to make a deposit since I had about $18K on me. You can deposit up to 9500 in the ATM so I wanted to just lower the amount of cash I had on me, but save some to pay off a marker at one casino and to have around to gamble with.)

So on the way into town at 6 p.m., I stop and I deposit the money at a bank I know near the safer Northwest suburbs and then I open a package of gummies to take one then because I'll be home in 20 minutes but it won't kick in for at least double that. I left (I think) the package on the passenger seat.

So I then go to the Jersey Mike's in the same strip mall to get a sandwich to take home for dinner since I didn't want to cook after such a long drive. I'm in there like two minutes tops and there's a huge window where I could see my car.

After getting my sandwich and getting back in the car I notice the gummies aren't there any more. I don't know where they went because I didn't see them when I got back in the car (that I remember).

So one of two things happened:

1) I'm just an idiot who probably didn't realize they fell out of the car or something OR

2) Someone stole a $15 package of partially eaten weed gummies and left the laptop bag sitting in the row behind the front seat containing roughly $6000 (not to mention a decent laptop and enough information from the W-2s to frame me for the JonBenee Ramsey murder by any decent internet criminal.

So I'm a little shaken tbh but hoping that either the outcome is I'm a dumbass (for somehow losing a package of weed gummies in his car in such an insane way as to that it can't be found even after a semi-panicked search) or I'm a dumbass (for somehow managing to leave my car unlocked with that much money in it for even a minute. (I am usually insanely maniacal about locking the car no matter the duration of the errand, but I don't really remember tonight which is why it's also such an unusual thing.)
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And was stone cold sober when all this happened to be clear but was apparently fatigued by seven hours on the road.
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I wouldn’t overthink it. Just be grateful that you are only out some gummies. The universe is probably warnng you to protect your money better in the future,
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Probably true.
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Losing weed the #3 tell behind Cheeto bags and visine.
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Just go ahead and find the rest of the gummies under your passenger seat because it's option #1. You probably didn't reach far enough when you set them down and they're under the seat near the console/tossed them too hard and they slid off the seat near the door/slid off the seat because you took a turn too fast on the way to Jersey Mike's.

The last thing happened to me with my wallet several years ago, although I was not going to Jersey Mike's, and I wasted 40 minutes of my life looking for it, including returning to a gas station and looking on top of the pump for my wallet even though I had/have never set my wallet down on a gas pump in my life. I think I was flying out of town in the next couple days, so traveling without my license and credit cards provided an extra boost of anxiety when I didn't find it the first time I looked under the passenger seat (because it was between the seat and the door).
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In 26 days I can meaningfully participate in this thread. Can't wait.

(I mean, I could probably do so now, but I'm still active duty so there's always a nonzero chance some bullshit happens, I have to shave my sweet beard, and I would need to go into work. Unlikely, but possible.)
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I bet you left them on the counter at Jersey Mike’s.
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I have a couple old friends from 30 years ago that I see about once a year. That happened again recently. I thought they were squeaky clean guys who only drank beer on weekends.

We had some great conversation, and as a result, now I am lined up to be part of the harvest crew soon for one of those guys’ backyard greenhouse weed operation.
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Great now all Twitter is gonna suggest to me for the foreseeable future is tweets about GPS tracking animals.
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The mystery of the missing gummies has been solved. Apparently the “pocket” in the side of my door goes way further back than I realized.
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Flying home from PHX this morning. While in AZ I bought weed legally for the first time in my life. Craziness.
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bfj wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:20 am Flying home from PHX this morning. While in AZ I bought weed legally for the first time in my life. Craziness.
Back on the straight and narrow. Classic bfj.
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A_B wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:30 am
bfj wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:20 am Flying home from PHX this morning. While in AZ I bought weed legally for the first time in my life. Craziness.
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Arizona is the only state I’ve visited where pot is legal and haven’t bought any.
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Used a home-delivery dispensary service for the first time, today. I don't know why I never tried it, before. Fast and easy. Sure beats driving 20 miles to the nearest one.
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I'm sort of "pissed" my local dispensary no longer carries my preferred cart. Now all the ones that have are ones with a plastic fitted pipe-like mouthpiece rather than a round metal one. 1st world problem for sure, but I'm not a big fan.
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I bought these “fast-acting” gummies a few weeks ago somewhat dubiously but holy crap they started hitting after 5 minutes. I’m impressed.
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