SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 1
Bringing me a much needed smile after a shit weekend. Thanks!
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
Picking up from the first part of bengal's quest. We approach the goblin cave entrance to survey the situation, but bengal advises caution:
After searching the area, we come across a crudely patched side entrance. This should allow us to bypass the goblins' main defenses and catch the Chiefs in a disadvantageous position.
Now, here comes bengal's big revelation:
After searching the area, we come across a crudely patched side entrance. This should allow us to bypass the goblins' main defenses and catch the Chiefs in a disadvantageous position.
Now, here comes bengal's big revelation:
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
With bengal in his new form, we enter the cave. It's go time. There are a few goblins in the back chamber, but we've caught them by surprise and they are quickly handled.
Now, on to the Goblin Chiefs. First, Chief Mahomzz goes down:
Followed by Chief Kelzee:
And finally Chief Riiid:
With the chiefs dispatched, the goblins will disperse, leaving the road to Swampville clear. bengal gives us the gate password and some directions on what to do next.
Back to the gate and Guard Captain Cerrano. See how the correct TWILTS answer now appears as an option after getting it from bengal.
And with that, we're on our way into Swampville!
Next up, we'll be meeting some of the Swampville citizens and learning the game's overarching plot. Thanks for following, everyone.
Now, on to the Goblin Chiefs. First, Chief Mahomzz goes down:
Followed by Chief Kelzee:
And finally Chief Riiid:
With the chiefs dispatched, the goblins will disperse, leaving the road to Swampville clear. bengal gives us the gate password and some directions on what to do next.
Back to the gate and Guard Captain Cerrano. See how the correct TWILTS answer now appears as an option after getting it from bengal.
And with that, we're on our way into Swampville!
Next up, we'll be meeting some of the Swampville citizens and learning the game's overarching plot. Thanks for following, everyone.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
Edge of the seat stuff!
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
I like how Bengal's avatar changed when he changed.
I think the only other Cincinnati starting QB that can be cleanly "verbed" is Dalton, which could be Bengal's finishing move if he decides to lose the sword when in tiger-mode.
I think the only other Cincinnati starting QB that can be cleanly "verbed" is Dalton, which could be Bengal's finishing move if he decides to lose the sword when in tiger-mode.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
This is the good shit.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
I'd go with Turk Schoenert.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - bengal's Quest Part 2
And rips out the throat of his foe, naturally.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
And we're back. So, the last updates covered the opening stages of the adventure, in which we helped bengal defeat the goblin threat and in doing so gained entry into Swampville. You may remember that at the end of the quest, bengal suggested we visit DSafetyGuy at the Town Hall, who could use our help.
We'll head to the town hall and meet DSafetyGuy, who is Swampville's Director of Public Safety.
DSafe's purpose within the game is to serve as the main source of exposition and background information, and to guide you on the main questline. This will be mostly a dialog-based update, but will give you an idea of the game's main backstory and plot:
We'll head to the town hall and meet DSafetyGuy, who is Swampville's Director of Public Safety.
DSafe's purpose within the game is to serve as the main source of exposition and background information, and to guide you on the main questline. This will be mostly a dialog-based update, but will give you an idea of the game's main backstory and plot:
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
From here DSafe describes what will be the game's overarching main quest, with another wrinkle added:
So, the first order of business will be to get things straightened out with Shirley. The next update will feature the introduction to BFJ, which will hopefully have some entertaining parts if I can get the mechanics figured out.
So, the first order of business will be to get things straightened out with Shirley. The next update will feature the introduction to BFJ, which will hopefully have some entertaining parts if I can get the mechanics figured out.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
this is already better than anything currently streaming on Netflix/Hulu.
Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
I'm still hoping for a dark turn into a Highlander-type "there can be only one Dave" battle but this is great, sure.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
I mean…yeah.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 7:58 am this is already better than anything currently streaming on Netflix/Hulu.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
Carwash - all the props. That’s so good.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
Ooh, I made an appearance! For someone who started playing computer RPGs multiple decades ago, this is super cool.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
To DSafe: It's the former.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - DSafe and the Main Quest
I expected as much, but wanted to make a joke about being a source of exposition.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
Next up, we'll visit BFJ, Swampville's town wizard. BFJ can be found in this impressive structure in the corner of town:
Here we find BFJ studiously at work, surrounded by various magical accoutrements, with his golem hovering over his shoulder:
BFJ proceeds to cast a summoning spell, and...
Here we find BFJ studiously at work, surrounded by various magical accoutrements, with his golem hovering over his shoulder:
BFJ proceeds to cast a summoning spell, and...
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
My day may have just peaked and it's only 7:45.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
i just snorted up the end of my bagel when i got to the last screenshot
Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
That golem is one... lethal weapon.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
It looks like he delivered some… Payback.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
His master designed him to be anatomically correct because he knows… what women want.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
That must have driven you mad, Max.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 6:50 am i just snorted up the end of my bagel when i got to the last screenshot
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
Oh shit!
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
Lufthansa gate agent - "Sir, your bag weighs 600 pounds"
BFJ - "Dammit"
BFJ - "Dammit"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
although painful, it was a more immediate delivery vehicle.
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 5:05 pmThat must have driven you mad, Max.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 6:50 am i just snorted up the end of my bagel when i got to the last screenshot
Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
Sans foreskin, obviously.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
LOL.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 5:05 pmThat must have driven you mad, Max.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 6:50 am i just snorted up the end of my bagel when i got to the last screenshot
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Re: SwampVenture (New RimWorld-ish game thing) - BFJ the Wizard
Hey everyone, thanks for continuing to follow. Really appreciate your interest and it's what motivates me to keep going.
I'm going to be on vacation the next couple weeks, so there likely won't be more updates until after that.
I have a playable version of the game module and instructions posted to DropBox. If anyone's interested in trying this out, let me know and I'll send you the link on PM.
I also have one more extra copy of Neverwinter Nights (the required base game) available if anyone wants to claim it.
I'm going to be on vacation the next couple weeks, so there likely won't be more updates until after that.
I have a playable version of the game module and instructions posted to DropBox. If anyone's interested in trying this out, let me know and I'll send you the link on PM.
I also have one more extra copy of Neverwinter Nights (the required base game) available if anyone wants to claim it.
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