Metrosexual Tips II
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I'm like 3x a week and hike in them also. They're very durable!
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These are pretty comfortable, huh? Definitely not super tight like some of those awful almost-denim jeans I tried on once. Only weird things I've noticed is (1) the 29" inseam certain seems longer than 32s I have in other brands and (2 (and I'm very irish so I assure you there's nothing to read into this)) the zipper hole seems exceptionally small.
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Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.
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I thought Zubaz were the official Swamp pants.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:08 pm Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.
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I never wear pants when posting.
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I wore them all weekend in "The Big Apple" (New York City) and I'm all in. Ordered a few more pairs and will let them carry me through until May.
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Got my pair. Not a fan. Returning them. Going to give a different size a try, I think. Not sure I like the fabric.The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:42 pmI thought Zubaz were the official Swamp pants.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:08 pm Just sold my condo. Might celebrate with some official swamp pants.
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I generally prefer to touch pants. Weird I know. T shirts. Whatever. But pants matter more
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That's why they banned you from elementary schools, right?
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I can't stand stretchy jean fabric and have sent all those back but these are comfortable as the F word.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Oct 13, 2022 5:15 pmGot my pair. Not a fan. Returning them. Going to give a different size a try, I think. Not sure I like the fabric.
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You son of a….
Can you delete your Lexus nexis account please?
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Here ye here ye fellow balds. I think I wanna ditch the bic because the last 4 or 5 times I’ve somehow managed to cut myself, despite changing blades. I’m starting to think of an electric option and I’m seeing a lot on social media but would rather hear from anyone who uses electric to shave their head and if they feel like it gets it close to just bic’ing it.
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What blades are you using? I do mine with Mach 3's and never get cuts.
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I used to shave my head and I would use a clipper to get it low then shave it with a Fusion 5 or Proglide. Kinda expensive to use daily (I probably only did it twice a week) but I can't stand Bic razors.
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My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)
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Pictures, or it didn't happen.BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:49 am My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)
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As a former swimmer, let me say that you are really not going to enjoy the next week or so.BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:49 am My body is now completely hairless (except for my head) though not for metrosexual/grooming reasons)
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Please tell me that is not to beat the test. If so, I get it but a very long way to go to be sure. Could have risked it with the pubes I think.
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Not taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.
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Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I’m using a G5 Fusion blades. I do it about every other day. Never had a problem until recently.
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Eyebrows, too? People are going to assume you’re on chemo.BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:26 amNot taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.
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No not eyebrows haha. If all goes well everything will have grown back nicely in 10 weeks and they can take hair from wherever they want.sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:27 pmEyebrows, too? People are going to assume you’re on chemo.BeckyHammon’s hoodie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:26 amNot taking any chances. And honestly usually regularly trim the pubes anyway because the ladies prefer it. So mostly just meant shaving my chest, armpits and legs.
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You shave bc you want it to look bigger. Some of us don’t have that issue. Not me, but some of us
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Thank gd you mean pubes and not the band.
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Cut them right back down to size
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Dammit I was just shaving and this just came to me and is it too late for a “cerrano been raw noggin it again” joke?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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It's never too late to drop some gold on us.
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Yeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!
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Hey syb ignore that puddle forming behind you in the bluesky line.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I walked into that one (not for the first time)sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:52 pmYeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!
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should prob dry off then haha
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Memories of Albany.The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:11 pmI walked into that one (not for the first time)sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:52 pmYeah, Rass. Shower Sybian with some gold!
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These have been a real revelation. I don't think I've worn any other pants in a calendar year, funerals excepted.