EPL 2023-24

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:15 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:18 pm Alexis Mac Allister might just be the signing of the season. He's bailed out Liverpool multiple times this season.

This was struck with authority!

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:18 pm

Shirley wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:02 pm Classic Chelsea. No lead is safe.

Classic ManU. No lead is safe.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:21 pm

Holy shit!!!

Cold Fucking Palmer

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:59 pm

I don't understand that last goal in terms of how much space he was given.

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:06 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:18 pm
Shirley wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:02 pm Classic Chelsea. No lead is safe.
Classic ManU. No lead is safe.

Fucking love to see it.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:13 pm

mister d wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:59 pm I don't understand that last goal in terms of how much space he was given.

The announcer was freaking out (in an English way).

Shambolic.

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:59 am

Everton with a further 2 point deduction

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68723109

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:07 pm

I hope that the Quansah goof/ Bruno goal doesn't end up like the "Gerrard Slip" in Liverpool lore. What a disaster.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:26 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:07 pm I hope that the Quansah goof/ Bruno goal doesn't end up like the "Gerrard Slip" in Liverpool lore. What a disaster.

That was last day of the season, right?

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 4:50 pm

govmentchedda wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:26 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:07 pm I hope that the Quansah goof/ Bruno goal doesn't end up like the "Gerrard Slip" in Liverpool lore. What a disaster.
That was last day of the season, right?

No...3rd to last game.

As brutal as it was, the game the next week was even worse...against Crystal Palace, Liverpool was up 3-0, and managed to give up 2 goals in the last ten minutes to draw 3-3. They finished 2 points behind City.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:17 am

And Liverpool is in danger of having another Crystal Palace disaster...

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:36 am

3-4 clean chances both ways last 3 min.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:37 am

And three defensive subs come on at once

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:38 am

Guy whiffed one. And one on zero block. Then palace guy got robbed by possibly the most improbable save I've seen

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:54 am

Looks like the Klopp era is going to end a fizzle rather than a bang

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:58 am

...sigh....

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:16 pm

Never change, Gunners.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:22 pm

Maybe the PL will deduct points from City hahahahahahahahaha

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:23 pm

Why did I think this year would be any different than the last 20?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:22 am

L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:23 pm Why did I think this year would be any different than the last 20?

I’ve been consciously telling myself they won’t win, but deep down believing they can. I told my daughter and parents weeks ago that the AV game would be a loss, but they came out so strong, I thought they’d walk away with it. I rarely watch the halftime show, but the Robbies had me believing, saying Arsenal were in complete control and had no reason to worry. The past few weeks, Arsenal are wasting way too many chances. Both not finishing and missing the final pass. Just a hair off, but they’ve created so many chances and their defense has been so strong, they were pulling it off.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:20 pm

Cole Palmer is the most English looking bruv since Anthony Gordon.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:35 pm

And he's got a hat trick in 29 minutes.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:36 pm

Holy shit, Cole Palmer. Thank you, City!

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:33 pm

Shirley wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:36 pm Holy shit, Cole Palmer. Thank you, City!

And with his 4th goal, he's now tied with Haaland for first in the PL! Nobody would have guessed that anyone on Chelsea would be challenging for that. He's also one assist shy of tying the league lead there as well. Hell of a season for the Brit-looking lad!

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:26 pm

Does anyone think that Southgate watched that game and thought "Pickford is our No 1?"...

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:48 pm

Shirley wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:36 pm Holy shit, Cole Palmer. Thank you, City!

Symbiotic. Never want to see a kid who won’t crack a CL level team waste years so selling at big money to a mid-table team is best for all parties.

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:56 am

Top pettiness from Chelsea

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:35 am

from the Men In Blazers feed:

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Post by **Shirley** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 1:33 pm

That was ugly. The midfield trio of Enzo, Caicedo, and Gallagher has been soft defensively all year. When you pair them with Badiashile in the back, the sieve becomes a gaping wound. I told my son after the last game he played that he should never don a Chelsea shirt again. But then we started him on the road against a league leader. smh.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:21 pm

Gah....

Liverpool has completely fallen apart...

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:38 pm

It'll just make the winner in the 37th minute of stoppage time that much sweeter.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:21 pm

Going out with a plopp.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:23 pm

That has to be the biggest win for Everton in a decade.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:30 pm

They had a 4 point win in February.

Post by **brian** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:50 pm

I think that gives Sheffield United the record for most goals conceded in a 38-game season. On track to hit the century mark!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:55 pm

mister d wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:30 pm They had a 4 point win in February.

I’d say this one gets added weight for being a devastating loss for their number one rival.

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:36 am

mister d wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:21 pm Going out with a plopp.

Too late to put the wheels back on

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:28 pm

Liverpool reach agreement with Feyenoord for Slot compensation - sources

Liverpool have moved a step closer to appointing Arne Slot as manager at Anfield after reaching an agreement with Dutch club Feyenoord for the highly rated coach, sources confirmed to ESPN.

Slot, 45, confirmed on Thursday that he was keen to move to Liverpool after being identified as the Premier League team's preferred candidate to replace Jurgen Klopp, who is stepping down at the end of the season after 8½ years in charge.

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:42 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:51 pm

Sheringham as Liam Gallagher is fucking hilarious.