Sydney Sweeney
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Sydney Sweeney
April Fools got you
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
I was hoping this was an announcement that the creepy online discussion of her in the last couple weeks was officially dead.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
Right? It's like guys have never seen boobs before.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:37 am I was hoping this was an announcement that the creepy online discussion of her in the last couple weeks was officially dead.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
So they’re trying to make her the second most popular MAGA celeb, second to Ted Nugent?
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
Re: Sydney Sweeney
I wish his parents had named him Henry instead of Thomas.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
It just says a group of people go to live at the Galapagos Islands. Are we supposed to deduce that there's like a lesbian scene or some shit from that?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
Re: Sydney Sweeney
If we're wrong, then it's a Darwin Award I don't mind winning.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
Okay, my apologies for the pedantry, but I've spent an hour trying to decipher this joke. A Darwin award is when someone dies in a stupid way thus removing their stupid genes from the pool. Is there a scenario here where that could happen here or is just like a reference to Darwin studying in the Galapagos?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
It's an onion. But I took it that, if that's a stupid way to die (jerking off to Sweeney/Armas) then Johnnie's OK with that.Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 10:16 amOkay, my apologies for the pedantry, but I've spent an hour trying to decipher this joke. A Darwin award is when someone dies in a stupid way thus removing their stupid genes from the pool. Is there a scenario here where that could happen here or is just like a reference to Darwin studying in the Galapagos?
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
Man, I thought I was clever.
It was just a play on Darwin spending time on Galapagos the way they are and the "Award" I'd get is one where I'm very, very, very wrong about the intentions of my actions. It wasn't even about dying from jerking off because of the expectation!
I should've stuck to a joke about turtles or some shit.
It was just a play on Darwin spending time on Galapagos the way they are and the "Award" I'd get is one where I'm very, very, very wrong about the intentions of my actions. It wasn't even about dying from jerking off because of the expectation!
I should've stuck to a joke about turtles or some shit.
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They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
Every time I see this thread come up, I wonder if Sydney Sweeney died again.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
No, but some of my unborn children did.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Re: Sydney Sweeney
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.