Sydney Sweeney

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April Fools got you
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I was hoping this was an announcement that the creepy online discussion of her in the last couple weeks was officially dead.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:37 am I was hoping this was an announcement that the creepy online discussion of her in the last couple weeks was officially dead.
Right? It's like guys have never seen boobs before.
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I think her family has some MAGA and they're trying to get her to pledge.
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So they’re trying to make her the second most popular MAGA celeb, second to Ted Nugent?
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"He swore fluently, obscenely, and without repeating himself for just over a minute."
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Lord have mercy.
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I wish his parents had named him Henry instead of Thomas.
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It just says a group of people go to live at the Galapagos Islands. Are we supposed to deduce that there's like a lesbian scene or some shit from that?
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If we're wrong, then it's a Darwin Award I don't mind winning.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 9:16 am If we're wrong, then it's a Darwin Award I don't mind winning.
Okay, my apologies for the pedantry, but I've spent an hour trying to decipher this joke. A Darwin award is when someone dies in a stupid way thus removing their stupid genes from the pool. Is there a scenario here where that could happen here or is just like a reference to Darwin studying in the Galapagos?
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Jerloma wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 10:16 am
Johnnie wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 9:16 am If we're wrong, then it's a Darwin Award I don't mind winning.
Okay, my apologies for the pedantry, but I've spent an hour trying to decipher this joke. A Darwin award is when someone dies in a stupid way thus removing their stupid genes from the pool. Is there a scenario here where that could happen here or is just like a reference to Darwin studying in the Galapagos?
It's an onion. But I took it that, if that's a stupid way to die (jerking off to Sweeney/Armas) then Johnnie's OK with that.
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Man, I thought I was clever.

It was just a play on Darwin spending time on Galapagos the way they are and the "Award" I'd get is one where I'm very, very, very wrong about the intentions of my actions. It wasn't even about dying from jerking off because of the expectation!

I should've stuck to a joke about turtles or some shit.
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They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic
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Every time I see this thread come up, I wonder if Sydney Sweeney died again.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 10:44 am Every time I see this thread come up, I wonder if Sydney Sweeney died again.
No, but some of my unborn children did.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 10:39 am They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic
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