Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 4:45 pm You got today in three? Very well done. 6 here
3 here too. My second guess had one letter amiss.
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Ryan wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 4:13 pm My 3s and 4s in Wordle are now tied for I think the 4th time thanks to a couple good weeks. The 3s have never taken the lead.
That happened to me a month ago. It’s been a horror show for me ever since.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Motherbitch
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 amMotherbitch
Talking to the Mrs. who’s down in Turks for friends’ 50th birthday trip.

Me: Today’s is something I want to do to your ass.

Her: Eat.

Me: Nooooo. It’s got to be five letters.

Her: …. Okay. Munch.

Mr: …well, you got two letters in the right spot.
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For the record, I don't eat ass.
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On that cheerful note, Origins Game Fair is a month away and I'm totally psyched for it.
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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 8:12 am For the record, I don't eat ass.
Clearly you aren't taking her hint.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:08 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 8:12 am For the record, I don't eat ass.
Clearly you aren't taking her hint.
Yeah I was about to say.
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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:50 am
Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 amMotherbitch
Talking to the Mrs. who’s down in Turks for friends’ 50th birthday trip.

Me: Today’s is something I want to do to your ass.

Her: Eat.

Me: Nooooo. It’s got to be five letters.

Her: …. Okay. Munch.

Mr: …well, you got two letters in the right spot.
I don't know who Mr. X is, but that looks like three in the right spot if you ask me.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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A_B wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:16 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:50 am
Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 amMotherbitch
Talking to the Mrs. who’s down in Turks for friends’ 50th birthday trip.

Me: Today’s is something I want to do to your ass.

Her: Eat.

Me: Nooooo. It’s got to be five letters.

Her: …. Okay. Munch.

Mr: …well, you got two letters in the right spot.
I don't know who Mr. X is, but that looks like three in the right spot if you ask me.
We’ve already established LJam can’t identity the right spots.
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Now that’s funny. I didn’t even realize I wrote “Mr” instead of “Me”.
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A_B wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:16 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:50 am
Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 amMotherbitch
Talking to the Mrs. who’s down in Turks for friends’ 50th birthday trip.

Me: Today’s is something I want to do to your ass.

Her: Eat.

Me: Nooooo. It’s got to be five letters.

Her: …. Okay. Munch.

Mr: …well, you got two letters in the right spot.
I don't know who Mr. X is, but that looks like three in the right spot if you ask me.
Yeah, this fucked me up.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Woooow.



Ok, looks like I missed this from 4 months ago, but the Kickstarter is recent:



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I guess I need to read more
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Anyone play Monopoly Deal? It's pretty fun and you will lose friends.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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How'd I miss this SNL skit from a month ago?

(Was it posted on the board? I feel like it was. Whatever. Here you go.)

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