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Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
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One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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Kid is class salutatorian.
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smaaaht one ya got there
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If you ain't first, you're last!
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Impressive! Congrats.
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Fantastic news, Rass!
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Very nice, Rass! A top athlete and academic.
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Congratulations!
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congrats
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So you've got a salutatorian and couldn't muster better than 3rd place in trivia?
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She was useless on anything other than anatomy and occasionally current pop music (and her sister was just as good with the latter). She struck out so many times on supposed wheelhouse topics like Harry Potter or Hunger Games, and also had a bad habit of leaving early to go home and study.
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I need a scouting report from the soccer coaches here
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Canadian national team, for sure!
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Handball!
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If the soccer doesn't work out, I see these girls hosting a show on HGTV. They seemed very interested in the baseboards.
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Yeah they are tearing those, along with everything else, apart.Pruitt IV wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 4:24 pm If the soccer doesn't work out, I see these girls hosting a show on HGTV. They seemed very interested in the baseboards.
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Some running related updates:
Younger daughter did the Bloomsday race in Spokane yesterday. 12K in 1:06.
Older daughter did the Maine Coast half (in Wells, ME) on Saturday in 1:43:07, finishing 28th for women and 12th in her age group. She's already signed up for a marathon in the fall.
And then there's Caity's daughter Robin, who while doing the Hoka ad shoot in South Africa, met a professional running coach, who is convinced she is a natural, and has talked her into training to start doing pro "Sky Running" (SkyRunner World Series). He's going to coach her, and she's going to try and find sponsorship deals and do 4 races this summer.
Younger daughter did the Bloomsday race in Spokane yesterday. 12K in 1:06.
Older daughter did the Maine Coast half (in Wells, ME) on Saturday in 1:43:07, finishing 28th for women and 12th in her age group. She's already signed up for a marathon in the fall.
And then there's Caity's daughter Robin, who while doing the Hoka ad shoot in South Africa, met a professional running coach, who is convinced she is a natural, and has talked her into training to start doing pro "Sky Running" (SkyRunner World Series). He's going to coach her, and she's going to try and find sponsorship deals and do 4 races this summer.
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Nice job, ladies!DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:12 pm Some running related updates:
Younger daughter did the Bloomsday race in Spokane yesterday. 12K in 1:06.
Older daughter did the Maine Coast half (in Wells, ME) on Saturday in 1:43:07, finishing 28th for women and 12th in her age group. She's already signed up for a marathon in the fall.
And then there's Caity's daughter Robin, who while doing the Hoka ad shoot in South Africa, met a professional running coach, who is convinced she is a natural, and has talked her into training to start doing pro "Sky Running" (SkyRunner World Series). He's going to coach her, and she's going to try and find sponsorship deals and do 4 races this summer.
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So my daughter who is working her first "real" job at Wayfair has been saddled with a shitty manager. She's super micro-managing, doesn't communicate clearly, and not big on positive feedback. She's also remote, and this is the first time she's managed people. Daughter has been thrown into the deep-end, dealing with a lot of clients, and has been to two trade shows, where she got good feedback. But then when she had her "first 90 days" review, it was mostly negative.
Its not from being a slacker...I know her, and she works hard. She's totally stressed out about it, and I understand why (the manager even said something about potentially being put on a PIP). I've told her she should always have a list of items to talk about with her manager when they meet...always write down everything she says, and repeat it back to her to make sure she's got it right...and to schedule a time to talk with her second level manager. And to hang in there for another couple months, make contacts outside of her team, and then to look to change teams when she can (after being there 6 months).
The question is...for all you other parents out there...how do you stop from having vicarious job anxiety?
Its not from being a slacker...I know her, and she works hard. She's totally stressed out about it, and I understand why (the manager even said something about potentially being put on a PIP). I've told her she should always have a list of items to talk about with her manager when they meet...always write down everything she says, and repeat it back to her to make sure she's got it right...and to schedule a time to talk with her second level manager. And to hang in there for another couple months, make contacts outside of her team, and then to look to change teams when she can (after being there 6 months).
The question is...for all you other parents out there...how do you stop from having vicarious job anxiety?
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When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.
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I have to admit I haven’t looked that far ahead and now that’s fun to look forward to.govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.
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In the same boat. Feel for your daughter too. My daughter didn’t like her first job out of school, but found a second one she loves. Good luck!govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.
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I don't think either of my parents know that I worked a total of 70 days in 2001 (not for a lack of desire). I turned 27 that year, so maybe it was different because I was older.
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Leaving after a year for a job with better pay is the way you get raises in this economy. Even in my experience of getting excessively lucky working at a place that treats me like a human being, I've moved jobs within the company a few different times, with different managers, some good, some bad.DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 4:18 pm So my daughter who is working her first "real" job at Wayfair has been saddled with a shitty manager. She's super micro-managing, doesn't communicate clearly, and not big on positive feedback. She's also remote, and this is the first time she's managed people. Daughter has been thrown into the deep-end, dealing with a lot of clients, and has been to two trade shows, where she got good feedback. But then when she had her "first 90 days" review, it was mostly negative.
Its not from being a slacker...I know her, and she works hard. She's totally stressed out about it, and I understand why (the manager even said something about potentially being put on a PIP). I've told her she should always have a list of items to talk about with her manager when they meet...always write down everything she says, and repeat it back to her to make sure she's got it right...and to schedule a time to talk with her second level manager. And to hang in there for another couple months, make contacts outside of her team, and then to look to change teams when she can (after being there 6 months).
The question is...for all you other parents out there...how do you stop from having vicarious job anxiety?
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When I was talking to my parents about this, my mom gave me the "You never stop being a parent"....govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.
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Just put deposit down for the oldest to attend DePaul. Graduation is next Thursday at Notre Dame. Any other catholic schools I need to hit to complete the tour?
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Congratulations!
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Can do a lot worse than Lincoln Park. Congrats
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Nice! Big East represent!
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That’s awesome, Duff!
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I used to piss off a friend who inexplicably followed DePaul sports by always calling them the Blue Deacons. Drove him nuts. He was from southern Indiana, so I thought it was odd, but I guess indiana caresses Chicago.
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'Nova.duff wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 4:08 pm Just put deposit down for the oldest to attend DePaul. Graduation is next Thursday at Notre Dame. Any other catholic schools I need to hit to complete the tour?
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In the Midwest, Marquette comes to mind.Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2024 3:30 pm'Nova.duff wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 4:08 pm Just put deposit down for the oldest to attend DePaul. Graduation is next Thursday at Notre Dame. Any other catholic schools I need to hit to complete the tour?
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Loyola too.sancarlos wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2024 3:56 pmIn the Midwest, Marquette comes to mind.Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2024 3:30 pm'Nova.duff wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 4:08 pm Just put deposit down for the oldest to attend DePaul. Graduation is next Thursday at Notre Dame. Any other catholic schools I need to hit to complete the tour?
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Twins started daycare this week and it is an absolute disaster. Neither could separate from mom. Tomorrow I will send just 1 for maybe a couple of hours cause the lady cannot handle 2 screaming kids. Looks like we have spoiled them too much they can't leave their comfort zone. How did you guys deal with this?
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