Return of Confessions

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Today We Insolently (and) Lazily Talk Shit
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Thread Where It's Lawyers Talking Shit
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I've been Donald Ducking it when I'm doing #2 at my home recently. Let me tell you. It's liberating.
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Like you remove your pants and underwear to piss?
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mister d wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 9:30 am Like you remove your pants and underwear to piss?
What? No! I'm civilized!
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Maybe I have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Donald Ducking is.
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BTW, I know at least 2 dudes (from back in college days) that got completely naked to go #2.

Now, one of those guys always took a shower right after, and this was in the morning. Other dude... Didn't matter where he was, he claimed he had to take off all his clothes to poop.

Weirdo.
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Is he about 6'4 and played college baseball?
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If it's not the thing NLFC said, I have no idea what "Donald Ducking" is. Unless it's doing it while angrily ranting in unintelligible gibberish.
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I think I fucked this all up ... for some reason I read #2 as #1. I'm good with removing pants (at home) to shit.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 11:02 am I think I fucked this all up ... for some reason I read #2 as #1. I'm good with removing pants (at home) to shit.
Fully removing pants and underwear? Where do you (LJam) put them, on the back of toilet? On the counter? Did George Costanza just take off his shirt, or get completely naked to shit?
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My one bathroom is abuts the main bedroom, so I can just leave them right outside the door. The other, the larger area but no bath, just a large shower, the door abuts the guest bed. The other bedroom happens to be my wife's office, so I usually use the first bathroom anyway during the work day. And unfortunately for the humans, we can't use the bath in that one because we need a giant litter box for the two bosses.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:41 am Is he about 6'4 and played college baseball?
Weirdly, yes.
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Are his initials MD?
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mister d wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 11:37 am Are his initials MD?
This is getting weird, even for Mr. D.
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Ok, weirdness dissipates.

No... and he is of Asian descent.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 12:17 pm Ok, weirdness dissipates.

No... and he is of Asian descent.
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That would have been pretty wild.
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I actually liked the new score bug on the Super Bowl broadcast.
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GoodKarma wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 12:17 am I actually liked the new score bug on the Super Bowl broadcast.
Did not bother me in the least.
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GoodKarma wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 12:17 am I actually liked the new score bug on the Super Bowl broadcast.
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I got used to it. With a couple tweaks it might not be so bad. Definitely needs to be a little smaller.
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brian wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:31 am I got used to it. With a couple tweaks it might not be so bad. Definitely needs to be a little smaller.
The fact that we got used to that monstrosity is a testament to the adaptability of humans.
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