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I have an obscure TV crush that I doubt anyone knows by name but you could absolutely get there in 10 questions or less.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:57 pm I have an obscure TV crush that I doubt anyone knows by name but you could absolutely get there in 10 questions or less.
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Joanna Kerns from her appearances in Three’s Company and the early years of Growing Pains.

Oh. You were talking about your, crush Ryan. Sorry. Carry on.
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:57 pm I have an obscure TV crush that I doubt anyone knows by name but you could absolutely get there in 10 questions or less.
1. Was it DJ Tanner's friend?
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We're going to spend the rest of the day guessing who Giff was jerking it to in 1998.

Since he said "you would laugh," I'm thinking it's either a) someone less conventionally attractive than the others or b) was only a big deal for a little while.

Here's my guess: Traylor Howard.
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1997. He said 27 years ago.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:09 pm 1997. He said 27 years ago.
That was my first thought but he said "nearly" and excluded Boogie Nights which I think was '97.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:03 pm
Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:57 pm I have an obscure TV crush that I doubt anyone knows by name but you could absolutely get there in 10 questions or less.
1. Was it DJ Tanner's friend?
Ha, you thought I meant childhood crush and not like 10 years ago!
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:46 pm Easy Answer: Jennifer Love Hewitt in IKWYDLS

Very Of-That-Time Answer: Joey Lauren Adams in Chasing Amy

Possibly My Answer: Kelly Preston in Nothing to Lose

Giff-ish Answer: Mary McCormick in Private Parts

Less Defensible Than Above But Maybe Right Answer Because its an Even More Giff-ish Answer: Maura Tierney in Liar Liar

General Board Answer: Salma Hayek in Fools Rush In

If It Were PSUNate Answer: Bud in Air Bud
There is no way I could name one movie/TV crush, and other than Air Bud, it could be any of these listed. Though Tierney was from ER for me.
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:12 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:03 pm
Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:57 pm I have an obscure TV crush that I doubt anyone knows by name but you could absolutely get there in 10 questions or less.
1. Was it DJ Tanner's friend?
Ha, you thought I meant childhood crush and not like 10 years ago!
Melissa Rauch?
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A_B wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:54 pmand henceforth I imagine I’ll be Old …we…t spot AB.
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Sloane in Risky Business.

When that tweet was going around the other day about her keeping score at the ballgame, someone in my feed complained about all these old men sexualizing a sixteen year old girl.

But of course, all of us old men were the actress's age when that movie came out.

Edit: By far my most embarrassing actress crush was Kirstie Alley in Wrath of Khan.
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Y'all need to think bigger.

I thought Boogie Nights was '96, but it's '97. Not from that one.
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Giff wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 2:21 pm Y'all need to think bigger.
Hmmm… Roseanne? She was a pretty large girl.
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Bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt?
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:35 pm https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005448/
Good one, but it was The Practice where I crushed on her. This is a fun thread.

Steve, Kirstie Alley wasn’t embarrassing at the time. No shame in that.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 2:20 pm
Edit: By far my most embarrassing actress crush was Kirstie Alley in Wrath of Khan.
Aw man. Saavik was smokin’
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I'm a little surprised Buck Rogers/Silver Spoon star Erin Gray hasn't been brought up.

She made me feel funny before I know what that was all about.
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My unlikely (?) TV crushes were probably Gabrielle Carteris and Corinne Bohrer.
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Ooh the original E/R!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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If not for the close confines and his massive hog Donald Sutherland would be rolling over in his grave at this disrespectful thread jack.
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Or he’s taking notes on who to smash when they get get up there.
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:10 pm Ooh the original E/R!
A fun trivia game would be random groupings of actors and having to guess if they ever appeared on screen together.

Like Jason Alexander, Elliott Gould and William Zabka? (YES! In E/R)

Howard Hesseman and Ryan Reynolds? (YES! In Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place)

Actually The answer to all of them is yes.
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rass wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:35 pm If not for the close confines and his massive hog Donald Sutherland would be rolling over in his grave at this disrespectful thread jack.
I think he’d respect it given the subject matter.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:40 pmOr he’s taking notes on who to smash when they get get up there.
Just smoke around him and you won't have any issues, as he will keep his distance.
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brian wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:45 pm
Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:10 pm Ooh the original E/R!
A fun trivia game would be random groupings of actors and having to guess if they ever appeared on screen together.

Like Jason Alexander, Elliott Gould and William Zabka? (YES! In E/R)
And the Cloon-dog!
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 6:04 pm
brian wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:45 pm
Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 5:10 pm Ooh the original E/R!
A fun trivia game would be random groupings of actors and having to guess if they ever appeared on screen together.

Like Jason Alexander, Elliott Gould and William Zabka? (YES! In E/R)
And the Cloon-dog!
For sure though sadly he wasn’t in the Zabka episode.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 2:37 pm Bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bigger projects fo sho.
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I don’t know if both, one or neither of us is using this as code for boobs.
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Giff is a brow guy and that fivehead ain’t getting it done for him.
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It’s Kate Winslet ok?
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Wait. Kate Winslett was who you thought we’d laugh at you? That’s not a guilty crush at all. Her “skills” looked great being on full display in the drawing scene.
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Hell, I still have a crush on Kate Winslet.
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Was gonna say. She’s still hot as hell.
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You guys have the lamest embarrassing crushes.
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Syb’s dream threesome since 1987 is Jackée + Edie McClurg.
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Not the woman, the movie.
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Like you wanna fuck the boat?
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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What a cast!
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