Presidential Election 2024
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And more fuckery. Seriously, man. What the fuck.
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ppl who are so concerned that our elections are getting f'd with are sure eager to make sure it's easy for elections to get f'd with
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I don't think you can gerrymander state borders. I just mean like, if you get 60% of California's popular vote, you get 60% of their electoral votes and so on.degenerasian wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 12:25 pmWould be gerrymandered to the extremeGunpowder wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:42 am All states should really be splitting them according to popular vote (rounded off, of course), which would allow them to keep this arcane system while also making all states matter. Too rational I guess.
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At a summit to fight anti-semitism, he proactively blames Jews if he loses. You can't make this shit up...
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So if Trump loses, done idiot will violently attack Jews.Jerloma wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 6:53 pm At a summit to fight anti-semitism, he proactively blames Jews if he loses. You can't make this shit up...
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It's as American as apple pie. Blaming a group that barely scrapes 2 percent of the population is (potentially) to blame for him losing the election. Jews not being loyal to America is straight out of the bigoted playbook.
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The real fuckery there is that the Naziest executive office candidate since the Fuhrer himself is grabbing 40% of the Jew vote.
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JD Vance has managed to start a controversy with the western PA fries on a sandwich place.
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It’s almost like he tries to step in shit.rass wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 4:55 pm JD Vance has managed to start a controversy with the western PA fries on a sandwich place.
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The fact that he was so gracious in the aftermath tells me that it was probably the campaign’s fault. Who knows what story they’ll land on though.
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From what I read the place got a ton of backlash after Harris went there and put a kibosh on any future political photo-ops.
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SNL is back. Which means 13 minute cold opens about politics.
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By my count, exactly one of the characters is from a current cast member. That has to hurt.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Love that a gay dude is playing Vance though. That’ll make him crazy.
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Isn't it 2? James Austin Johnson as Tr*mp and Bowen Yang as JD.Shirley wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:18 am By my count, exactly one of the characters is from a current cast member. That has to hurt.
Also, I thought Mikey Day was Biden up until this skit. Of course Dana Carvey is just so damn good at everything, but WHAT THE EFF!
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Ah, I didn't realize the Trump guy is in the cast.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Can’t blame you for thinking that bc he’s seldom in other sketches.
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Anyone else here panicking or is it just me?
I fear the hurricane rules out NC and GA, and making Haitian immigrants salient costs PA. Will abortion be enough to overcome these things?
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I fear the hurricane rules out NC and GA, and making Haitian immigrants salient costs PA. Will abortion be enough to overcome these things?
I need NLFC to come talk me off the ledge.
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Why would the federal gubmint/Biden-Harris actually helping GA/NC citizens hurt them?Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:02 pm Anyone else here panicking or is it just me?
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Because Trump and the GOP are lying and saying Biden is ignoring them, and that narrative gets out much better than the narrative that Biden and Harris are helping. A lot more people will hear and believe Trump saying Biden did nothing and Kemp can't get in touch with him than will hear Kemp saying Biden called him immediately and offered anything he needs.brian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:35 pmWhy would the federal gubmint/Biden-Harris actually helping GA/NC citizens hurt them?Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:02 pm Anyone else here panicking or is it just me?
I fear the hurricane rules out NC and GA, and making Haitian immigrants salient costs PA. Will abortion be enough to overcome these things?
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With Trump’s base sure but they’re never voting for Harris anyway. The potentially swayed medium-info voters might be.The Sybian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:38 pmBecause Trump and the GOP are lying and saying Biden is ignoring them, and that narrative gets out much better than the narrative that Biden and Harris are helping. A lot more people will hear and believe Trump saying Biden did nothing and Kemp can't get in touch with him than will hear Kemp saying Biden called him immediately and offered anything he needs.brian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:35 pmWhy would the federal gubmint/Biden-Harris actually helping GA/NC citizens hurt them?Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:02 pm Anyone else here panicking or is it just me?
I fear the hurricane rules out NC and GA, and making Haitian immigrants salient costs PA. Will abortion be enough to overcome these things?
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Because after a month of living in a shitty situation, people will blame the government. And there will be several stories about routine fuckups and snafus that will get a lot more play in the weeks before the election.brian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:40 pmWith Trump’s base sure but they’re never voting for Harris anyway. The potentially swayed medium-info voters might be.The Sybian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:38 pmBecause Trump and the GOP are lying and saying Biden is ignoring them, and that narrative gets out much better than the narrative that Biden and Harris are helping. A lot more people will hear and believe Trump saying Biden did nothing and Kemp can't get in touch with him than will hear Kemp saying Biden called him immediately and offered anything he needs.brian wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:35 pmWhy would the federal gubmint/Biden-Harris actually helping GA/NC citizens hurt them?Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 7:02 pm Anyone else here panicking or is it just me?
I fear the hurricane rules out NC and GA, and making Haitian immigrants salient costs PA. Will abortion be enough to overcome these things?
I need NLFC to come talk me off the ledge.
Sandy hit NJ just a few days before the election, so people were still in the rallying together phase. That’ll be long over by November 5.
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A very snarky "If you didn't lie so much you wouldn't need to be fact checked so often" would've been great there.
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So, getting REALLY fucking specific about the storm and those impacted... And I feel shitty saying this, but not really...
The parts of NC that were really hammered by this storm are, in particular the counties... That's Trump country. So, if they don't absentee ballot, which I *think* they've been told is evil?
Yeah, this storm was not good for their GoTV.
I'm pretty sure there's something similar going on in Georgia.
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What is concerning is just the overall vibe. You've got wild shit going on in the ME, you've got the Longshore people striking, and you have this storm madness.
Chaos is Trump's ally. So... Need shit to calm down, generally.
The parts of NC that were really hammered by this storm are, in particular the counties... That's Trump country. So, if they don't absentee ballot, which I *think* they've been told is evil?
Yeah, this storm was not good for their GoTV.
I'm pretty sure there's something similar going on in Georgia.
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What is concerning is just the overall vibe. You've got wild shit going on in the ME, you've got the Longshore people striking, and you have this storm madness.
Chaos is Trump's ally. So... Need shit to calm down, generally.
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I wish Walz had the clapback game of Secretary Pete.
He's great on the trail, but a little too buttoned up on stage.
He's great on the trail, but a little too buttoned up on stage.
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This VP debate isn't going well for Walz at all. I don't think this is a great format for him.
Mods are drawing a ton of false equivalencies too, but he's not very good at pointing that out.
Mods are drawing a ton of false equivalencies too, but he's not very good at pointing that out.
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Like, did he just say "I've been friends with school shooters"?
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The good news, guys... No one gives a shit about this.
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Yes, he meant to say "school shooting victims." He's flustered.Jerloma wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:05 pm Like, did he just say "I've been friends with school shooters"?
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Said his son witnessed a school shooting, then Vance was like "Tim, I'm so sorry I had no idea that your 17 year old son witnessed a school shooting."
Why do I think his son didn't witness a school shooting?
Why do I think his son didn't witness a school shooting?
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Because Republicans have a way to coax you into believing they care and phrase sentences to get you thinking.Jerloma wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:27 pm Said his son witnessed a school shooting, then Vance was like "Tim, I'm so sorry I had no idea that your 17 year old son witnessed a school shooting."
Why do I think his son didn't witness a school shooting?
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If Walz doesn't bring up Trump wanting Pence dead here....
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JUST SAY THE WORD "LIES," TIM.
HE DIDN'T GIVE OVER THE REIGNS OF POWER PEACEFULLY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
HE DIDN'T GIVE OVER THE REIGNS OF POWER PEACEFULLY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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After sleeping on it, I'm really, really bummed that we didn't get Walz getting righteously indignant at the "peaceful transfer of power" line and going full "Where the hell are the values you learned in the military? Honor, courage, and commitment, right Marine? And what was your oath is enlistment? 'I solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC', right? There was a single domestic threat on American soil that day. Donald Trump. And he egged on a mob of MAGA extremists...etc"
Like, fucking hell, why wasn't that in debate prep?
Like, fucking hell, why wasn't that in debate prep?
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