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If ever there was an occasion for a bolo tie…
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2024 11:12 am If ever there was an occasion for a bolo tie…
Hah...the bolo tie hasn't come out of the drawer in a long time.

And...I just realized...the famed bolo tie picture was taken in the same room, many years ago.
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Is the young lady on the left wearing a full-length flannel dress?

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2024 12:02 pm Is the young lady on the left wearing a full-length flannel dress?
Yes...yes, she is.
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Maybe...her having a Golden named "Huckleberry" might seal it.
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Have an oil change appointment this morning. Know it would be about an hour. Thought it would be a good time to read a bit of my book, really get into it.

Guess who forgot their reading glasses?

I have officially reached the point where I can’t read at all unless the font size is “highway exit sign”. Which makes for too big a book to hold.
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A_B wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:21 am Have an oil change appointment this morning. Know it would be about an hour. Thought it would be a good time to read a bit of my book, really get into it.

Guess who forgot their reading glasses?

I have officially reached the point where I can’t read at all unless the font size is “highway exit sign”. Which makes for too big a book to hold.
Time to join your contemporaries in the Large Print section of the library.
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The optometrist recommended I increase the font size on my phone. I just turned 44, not ready for that yet.
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I got progressive lenses earlier this year. Sometimes, at my computer, I have to force myself to put my glasses back on because leaning on the desk with them off feels more comfortable.
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Today is the last day of my 40s.

I'm going to celebrate tomorrow by getting my first ink in over 25 years. I found a book my daughter gave my dad to write down memories. I'm looking for the words "young", "at", and "heart", and getting them in his script on probably my right oblique.
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Happy birthday! Enjoy your time in the chair. That's a great tattoo idea.
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Happy birthday man
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My wife and I went out to dinner with her HS friends and their husbands on Saturday and the night eventually devolved into talking about numb extremities and shoulder surgeries and cardiologist visits. At least I missed the second half of the Steelers game.


Also, Eddie Vedder turns 60 today.
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rass wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:59 am My wife and I went out to dinner with her HS friends and their husbands on Saturday and the night eventually devolved into talking about numb extremities and shoulder surgeries and cardiologist visits. At least I missed the second half of the Steelers game.


Also, Eddie Vedder turns 60 today.
Anyone show off their surgery scars? And while we are on topic, my feet go numb and tingly at times, and if I’m outside in the cold, they feel like ice blocks and take hours to return to normal. Mentioned this at my last physical, nurse practitioner was confused and left for 10 minutes. Came back with printed pages that didn’t feel relevant to me.
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My hips have been killing me...we got a new couch 6-8 months ago less than a month in I noticed it was not comfortable but now the hip pain is almost constant anytime I'm sitting.
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rass wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:59 am My wife and I went out to dinner with her HS friends and their husbands on Saturday and the night eventually devolved into talking about numb extremities and shoulder surgeries and cardiologist visits. At least I missed the second half of the Steelers game.
Whenever I tell my daughter we saw some old friend(s), she usually replies, “So, what’s new with them, besides old people aches and pains?”
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 11:30 am
rass wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:59 am My wife and I went out to dinner with her HS friends and their husbands on Saturday and the night eventually devolved into talking about numb extremities and shoulder surgeries and cardiologist visits. At least I missed the second half of the Steelers game.


Also, Eddie Vedder turns 60 today.
Anyone show off their surgery scars? And while we are on topic, my feet go numb and tingly at times, and if I’m outside in the cold, they feel like ice blocks and take hours to return to normal. Mentioned this at my last physical, nurse practitioner was confused and left for 10 minutes. Came back with printed pages that didn’t feel relevant to me.
I think my wife was about to, her shoulder surgery was very effective. And one of the guys just wakes up most mornings and can't feel his feet/toes. And he's a really tall guy (about 1/2 a foot taller than me) so he's got various other back/neck issues related to that.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 11:30 am
rass wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:59 am My wife and I went out to dinner with her HS friends and their husbands on Saturday and the night eventually devolved into talking about numb extremities and shoulder surgeries and cardiologist visits. At least I missed the second half of the Steelers game.


Also, Eddie Vedder turns 60 today.
Anyone show off their surgery scars? And while we are on topic, my feet go numb and tingly at times, and if I’m outside in the cold, they feel like ice blocks and take hours to return to normal. Mentioned this at my last physical, nurse practitioner was confused and left for 10 minutes. Came back with printed pages that didn’t feel relevant to me.
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Well, the kids of my friends are all in college or knocking on the door, so this isn't really something mind blowing. Time, how does it work?


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I'm 41. I already fell like I'm there.
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Johnnie wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 3:34 pm I'm 41. I already fell like I'm there.
You're not too old to go to an awesome concert tonight (not sure if you ever check The Live Music thread).
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Giff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 3:38 pm
Johnnie wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 3:34 pm I'm 41. I already fell like I'm there.
You're not too old to go to an awesome concert tonight (not sure if you ever check The Live Music thread).
Good lord with that fucking band already.
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Click my username, click "Add Foe". Problem solved.
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A_B wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:54 pmand henceforth I imagine I’ll be Old …we…t spot AB.
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My mother taught Moses Malone in HS
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That's a really good one.
A_B wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:54 pmand henceforth I imagine I’ll be Old …we…t spot AB.
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I remember when this forum was less about taking statins and more about statin’ takes on which female celebrities you wanted to have relations with.

SMH
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Just rent a porno, bro.
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mister d wrote: Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:30 am Just rent a porno, bro.
Paying for porn! Now that's an outdated concept.
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TFW Rass has been lingering in the back room for over half an hour and its almost closing time ...

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TFW when mister d has to make sure his 20 identical polo shirts are hung just right in his closet

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enjoying the search words I'm imagining
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Second debilitating back injury in three weeks while brushing my teeth. The slight lean forward is a mf
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I just noticed your avatar, Citgo. Dave Henderson? Loved that guy when he was in Oakland.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 5:24 pm Second debilitating back injury in three weeks while brushing my teeth. The slight lean forward is a mf
Stepped in a hole playing golf yesterday and wrenched my back. Being older sucks!
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A_B wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:57 pm...d in a hole playing ...f yesterday and wrenched my **ck. Being older sucks!
A_B wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:54 pmand henceforth I imagine I’ll be Old …we…t spot AB.
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I feel like it took us way too long as a society to figure out that sour cream is best packaged in squeeze tube.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:27 pm I feel like it took us way too long as a society to figure out that sour cream is best packaged in squeeze tube.
Right? Game-changer.

I saw mayo in something similar for the first time last week and thought the same thing.
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The problem is the waste at the end. With a normal tub, you can get in there and scrape things out at the end. With the tube, you pretty much have to cut open the tube and even then it can be fairly messy.
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