Random personalized license plate thread

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Yeah when my wife read the verse in the car I made a libertarian joke but it does seem to be a popular “be ready for the big J’s return” type verse, too
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Matthew 25:31-46 has all the good stuff I like to quote at Christians about feeding the hungry and welcoming the stranger.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_25
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SIN GAS Indiana plates. Silver Tesla.
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duff wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2024 4:29 pm SIN GAS Indiana plates. Silver Tesla.
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DTCOFF - New Jersey, black BMW M2

Was excited when I saw that one up ahead but then I realized the second character was a T and not an I.
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BEARLUV - NH plate, red Honda CRV
LAMA - NY plate (Buffalo Bills edition) - wonder if they also have DALAI
LAM3DA - OH plate, black Jeep Cherokee
ER1NS32 - NY plate, white Acura SUV with Ireland plate holder

CUBS31 - OH plate, Chevy Equinox (belongs to my cousin's husband, a big Cubs fan)
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 4:44 pm ER1NS32 - NY plate, white Acura SUV with Ireland plate holder
Shit, never mentioned my closest brush with personalized plates - my FIL had EYERISH NJ plates. He became a limo driver at one point and had to take them off his cars but never returned them and we have them downstairs somewhere.
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I saw a license plate yesterday that started with MJJ and I haven't gotten the phrase "My Jorning Jacket" out of my head since.
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GRASGURU - NY plate, black SUV
JCK DNL - NY plate, white Mazda CX-5
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THNLZZY - New Jersey, white Toyota Corolla

This was my Lyft driver this afternoon. A bunch of heavy metal band bumper stickers and a Man City sticker. Slight English accent I think. His phone played various cuts from Black Sabbath and KISS greatest hits collections.
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3HOTDOGS - ON plate, dark blue Hyundai
I RESCUE - PA plate, white SUV
1NSPYRE - PA plate, silver SUV (driver had purplish-pink hair and pink glasses)
MINNO - didn't get a chance to make out the state, things were moving on the freeway at that moment, red SUV
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CBRTRUK -New Jersey, blue Rivian pickup truck

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That’s really good. Maybe not the abbreviation I would have gone with, but good all the same.
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SALVE - Rhode Island, grey Toyota Avalon. Parked in the spot reserved for the President of Salve Regina University
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TAOS

New Mexico plate on some Cadillac suv thing, getting towed in Boulder.
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PGHNATV - MD plate, red Honda Fit
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GOOCH - New Jersey, black Honda Ridgeline
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GUADLUP - Black Texas plate, sometime in the late 70s/early 80s Chevy pick-up

The Guadalupe is one of the mid-major rivers in Texas famous for floating, and a lot of times people refer to it without the A sound at the end. Now that I think about it, I'm guessing that guy works at one of the companies on the river because they all have beater trucks that carry tubes back and forth.
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SPRQ69 - New Jersey, gray Ford Explorer (that would have cut me off on the NJTP if I hadn't seen it lurking in front of a truck a lane over)

Not sure on that one...?


K1T4NA - New Jersey, pewter BMW sedan
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SPQR = Senatus Populusque Romanus
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:18 pm SPQR = Senatus Populusque Romanus
And was it really used, as google's AI would lead me to believe, in 69 AD because it was such a shitty year for the empire?


Things are getting bad when you can't just assume someone with a 69 on a personalized plate has a good sense of humor...
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CARWASH, NH plates. (Not me.)
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I did see a PDX one (in Oregon)
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SHALOMRD - New York, silver Ford Taurus (TL&C plates)
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SHALAMRD would be better. #jodywatley
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yeah yeah yeah
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BESTWIF - Montana (American flag motif), yellow Audi R8
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UT AM - Texas, black Lexus sedan
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Giff wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 10:31 am UT AM - Texas, black Lexus sedan
So is that split allegiances or something else?
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I’d assume spilt allegiance.
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I think I found the winner:

Silver Aston Martin, NJ plates SPY4MI6
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X-WYNG - NY plate, gray Tesla
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MU HERD - Pennsylvania, black Dodge Ram (Marshall plate holder)
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VNAGON - California, blue VW Vanagon
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HLR HVN - Vermont, black or dark grey Lexus RX

GHO5T M - New Jersey, white BMW M…3??

FROGS - New Jersey, beige Honda CR-V
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Holler Haven would be a good bluegrass bar.
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Hauler Haven Truck Stops, 24 hour buffet and your 5th shower is free.
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