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This looks like it will be a fascinating (terrifying) read.

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Is it long?
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:29 amIs it long?
Maybe there’s a way to listen to it.
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 10:16 am
A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:29 amIs it long?
Maybe there’s a way to listen to it.
You guys are such pricks… I actually listened this morning, love the idea of treating long articles like a podcast, but the AI reader was way too slow, and intonation completely missed a few times, but overall a good experience and an interesting article. Could see this as a great book or movie.
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Take it to the Long Books or Long Movies thread.
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Tommy Tuberville Still thinking Drake's Passage is the only other way around sounds about right. Not that he has fuck all of a clue that it's called Drake's Passage, of course.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 10:27 am
P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 10:16 am
A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:29 amIs it long?
Maybe there’s a way to listen to it.
You guys are such pricks… I actually listened this morning, love the idea of treating long articles like a podcast, but the AI reader was way too slow, and intonation completely missed a few times, but overall a good experience and an interesting article. Could see this as a great book or movie.
The AI stuff is pretty annoying, but I got through most of the article while getting rid of the second round of ice and snow to hit my house overnight.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 11:44 amTommy Tuberville Still thinking Drake's Passage is the only other way around sounds about right. Not that he has fuck all of a clue that it's called Drake's Passage, of course.
Kendrick's Passage.
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Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
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It occurred to me later that maybe TT wants them to use the Straits of Magellan further to the north but only slightly less inhospitable, duh! Silly me! I'd have lost that Wager.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:12 pm Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
He's making a good point if we need to send our best frigates and ironclads to Rangoon.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:15 pm It occurred to me later that maybe TT wants them to use the Straits of Magellan further to the north but only slightly less inhospitable, duh! Silly me! I'd have lost that Wager.
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:50 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:15 pm It occurred to me later that maybe TT wants them to use the Straits of Magellan further to the north but only slightly less inhospitable, duh! Silly me! I'd have lost that Wager.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:12 pm Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
I don’t know much, but I’d have to think the majority of our fleet is in the Pacific or the Middle East. I’m guessing larger war ships can’t fit through the Canal anyways, but fuck do I know?

I almost feel bad for these clowns, having to pretend that something absurd is important and logical because Trump spews some gibberish. Or… maybe he is some sort of genius distracting us with batshit crazy stuff so the news doesn’t talk about the horrible shit he is actually doing.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:57 pm
Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:12 pm Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
I don’t know much, but I’d have to think the majority of our fleet is in the Pacific or the Middle East. I’m guessing larger war ships can’t fit through the Canal anyways, but fuck do I know?

I almost feel bad for these clowns, having to pretend that something absurd is important and logical because Trump spews some gibberish. Or… maybe he is some sort of genius distracting us with batshit crazy stuff so the news doesn’t talk about the horrible shit he is actually doing.
Recent Panama Canal widenings should mean that just about any ship (military, shipping or otherwise) should be able to pass through the canal. And if it can't it was designed with the understanding that it would never be able to.

But yeah, these peoples brains are permanently broken. 95 percent of them couldn't have found Greenland on a map 10 years ago and now they want to send the military to invade it because their cult leader wants a permanent supply of ice and puffins.
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brian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:06 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:57 pm
Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:12 pm Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
I don’t know much, but I’d have to think the majority of our fleet is in the Pacific or the Middle East. I’m guessing larger war ships can’t fit through the Canal anyways, but fuck do I know?

I almost feel bad for these clowns, having to pretend that something absurd is important and logical because Trump spews some gibberish. Or… maybe he is some sort of genius distracting us with batshit crazy stuff so the news doesn’t talk about the horrible shit he is actually doing.
Recent Panama Canal widenings should mean that just about any ship (military, shipping or otherwise) should be able to pass through the canal. And if it can't it was designed with the understanding that it would never be able to.

But yeah, these peoples brains are permanently broken. 95 percent of them couldn't have found Greenland on a map 10 years ago and now they want to send the military to invade it because their cult leader wants a permanent supply of ice and puffins.
And if we go to war with China, we need to ensure Santa has access to a supply of reindeer.
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brian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:06 pm
But yeah, these peoples brains are permanently broken. 95 percent of them couldn't have found Greenland on a map 10 years ago and now they want to send the military to invade it because their cult leader wants a permanent supply of ice and puffins.
Hey don’t knock it. Puffin meat is some good stuff.
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brian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:06 pm But yeah, these peoples brains are permanently broken. 95 percent of them couldn't have found Greenland on a map 10 years ago and now they want to send the military to invade it because their cult leader wants a permanent supply of ice and puffins.
Those dorks would start eating hockey pucks for breakfast if Trump said it was a good idea.
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brian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:06 pm

Recent Panama Canal widenings should mean that just about any ship (military, shipping or otherwise) should be able to pass through the canal. And if it can't it was designed with the understanding that it would never be able to.
Some aircraft Carriers can't fit - due to height of all things (yes I know how lock systems work) - but I'm sure if we all put our minds together we can figure out if there's a way to get whatever types of things Aircraft Carriers carry, from one aircraft carrier stationed in the Carribbean Sea to another aircraft carrier, 51 miles away, on the Pacific Ocean.

I wish Johnny was Navy now so he could have been useful. We're getting dangerously close to a solution here.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:13 pm
brian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:06 pm
But yeah, these peoples brains are permanently broken. 95 percent of them couldn't have found Greenland on a map 10 years ago and now they want to send the military to invade it because their cult leader wants a permanent supply of ice and puffins.
Hey don’t knock it. Puffin meat is some good stuff.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:57 pm
Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 2:12 pm Gotta love fucktards who don't understand military logistics.
I don’t know much, but I’d have to think the majority of our fleet is in the Pacific or the Middle East. I’m guessing larger war ships can’t fit through the Canal anyways, but fuck do I know?

I almost feel bad for these clowns, having to pretend that something absurd is important and logical because Trump spews some gibberish. Or… maybe he is some sort of genius distracting us with batshit crazy stuff so the news doesn’t talk about the horrible shit he is actually doing.
We have 11 Carrier Strike Groups (out of 21 total worldwide) split between the east coast, west coast, and Japan. And they can support operations a thousand miles away because we do things from long range

https://thehill.com/homenews/4256649-ca ... t-to-know/

And from the looks of it, they go the other way around our big, beautiful, flat earth.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 8:34 pm
Jesus Fucking Christ. They don't even vote blue and they get paid to.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 8:34 pm
Can you put that thread in that thread reader app? Or post the other posts he made? I canceled my Twitter account and can't access the thread.
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his thread mentions the absence of "Roberts" ... there's no Senator Roberts
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Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:48 am his thread mentions the absence of "Roberts" ... there's no Senator Roberts
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There was, but 2021 was last year served, so I wonder if that was a confusion that got left in a tweet in the editing process.
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He also cited these things:
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It’s inexcusable and inexplicable that we did not prioritize confirming the NLRB appointees like we do federal judges and have ceded the Board two years before we needed to.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 11:08 am He also cited these things:
It’s inexcusable and inexplicable that we did not prioritize confirming the NLRB appointees like we do federal judges and have ceded the Board two years before we needed to.
That sentence is self-defeating. Federal judgeships are not going to be ceded in two years. They are lifetime appointments. And have far greater power than the NLRB. So if in fact it was a choice between prioritizing federal judgeships and NLRB appointments, the clear choice was the federal bench.
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And this was a binary choice?
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 1:06 pm And this was a binary choice?
That's why I said "if". I doubt it's a binary choice, but time and attention and energy are finite quantities, and there are other things we all want done. I'm guessing that if the Dems had made the NLRB a priority and something else got left behind, we'd see the exact same article written about that other thing.
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Maybe someone on the left distracted them.
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Between today's events and legislation like that having overwhelming bipartisan support, this is all theater. We're all pawns and nothing matters.
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Speak for yourself, Johnnie. I’m a rook.
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Johnnie wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:52 pm Between today's events and legislation like that having overwhelming bipartisan support, this is all theater. We're all pawns and nothing matters.
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Just when you think that you've rid yourself of Manchin and Sinema there's Fetterman. Democrats always have someone who bucks the party and it's bullshit.

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