NFL Wildcard Weekend
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NFL Wildcard Weekend
It's becoming an annual tradition. Wild Card weekend kicks off with the Houston Texans hosting the "insert AFC opponent here".
Chargers at Houston Saturday at 4:30
Steelers at Ravens Saturday at 8
Broncos at Bills Sunday at 1
Packers at Eagles Sunday at 4:30
Commanders at Bucs Sunday at 8:30
Looking like Vikings at Rams for Monday Night.
Chargers at Houston Saturday at 4:30
Steelers at Ravens Saturday at 8
Broncos at Bills Sunday at 1
Packers at Eagles Sunday at 4:30
Commanders at Bucs Sunday at 8:30
Looking like Vikings at Rams for Monday Night.
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Going to be a fun slate of games. I don't bet, so ignoring spreads:
Chargers, Ravens, Bills.
Eagles, Commanders, Vikings.
And if somehow we get a Chargers/Bills AFC Championship with a Vikings/Lions NFC Championship, it guarantees a first time Super Bowl champion for one of the franchises.
Chargers, Ravens, Bills.
Eagles, Commanders, Vikings.
And if somehow we get a Chargers/Bills AFC Championship with a Vikings/Lions NFC Championship, it guarantees a first time Super Bowl champion for one of the franchises.
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Dammit Rog, I have plans on Saturday night!
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Gotta get the JV games out of the way before the varsity plays.
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The guy gets one #1 seed and all the sudden he be talking shit. Remember the final playoff result of the last five teams that won at least 15 games.
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That was an AFC/NFC dig which is actually a compliment to your boys.L-Jam3 wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:03 pm The guy gets one #1 seed and all the sudden he be talking shit. Remember the final playoff result of the last five teams that won at least 15 games.
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If the browns were a top seed with a bye I'd be crowing all day long and my ties to them are nowhere near as long-standing as Brian's with the Lions. So long as it happens with Deshaun Watson in some kind of purgatory.
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I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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Ok I got no response to this. I don't even understand how you wouldn't know that. Minnifield is from Lexington and went to the same high school as my oldest, though, so a decent stab!L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:51 am I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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Yeah I don’t know. Maybe I just assumed you were a Bengals fan since you’re in Kentucky.
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Now you can shut your whore mouth.L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 9:07 am Yeah I don’t know. Maybe I just assumed you were a Bengals fan since you’re in Kentucky.
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I know how quickly this can go away so just trying to enjoy it while it lasts and not anger the football gods.A_B wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:48 am If the browns were a top seed with a bye I'd be crowing all day long and my ties to them are nowhere near as long-standing as Brian's with the Lions. So long as it happens with Deshaun Watson in some kind of purgatory.
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I feel like we had a megathread in Ye Olde Swamp of everyone's favorite teams for posterity and reference purposes. We should probably bring that back.L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:51 am I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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I was going to make a joke about LJam not being able t remember a list we posted around 2007.Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 11:19 amI feel like we had a megathread in Ye Olde Swamp of everyone's favorite teams for posterity and reference purposes. We should probably bring that back.L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:51 am I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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If you gave me a list of 50 fairly prominent Swampers, I bet I could at least get everyone's favorite football and baseball teams off the top of my head.Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 11:19 amI feel like we had a megathread in Ye Olde Swamp of everyone's favorite teams for posterity and reference purposes. We should probably bring that back.L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:51 am I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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To be fair to LJam, AB comes in around 80-85th most prominent.Jerloma wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 2:46 pmIf you gave me a list of 50 fairly prominent Swampers, I bet I could at least get everyone's favorite football and baseball teams off the top of my head.Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 11:19 amI feel like we had a megathread in Ye Olde Swamp of everyone's favorite teams for posterity and reference purposes. We should probably bring that back.L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:51 am I never knew AB was a Browns fan. Did young AB fall asleep under a Frank Minnifield and Hanford Dixon poster?
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Wow big move up for me!
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We’ve had a lot of attrition over the years.
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Measured by Topographical Prominence at Sea level, I'm higher than that, though.
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I just wanted to say good luck.
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5-1 vs. the NFC for the Ravens this season. 1-1 vs. playoff teams. The one loss was in the middle of the Justin Tucker "my foot doesn't work" phase. I would love to run it back against Philly.brian wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2025 9:32 pm Gotta get the JV games out of the way before the varsity plays.
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Aidan Hutchinson finished 30th in the NFL in QB pressures by a DL despite playing in 4.5 games.
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Just realized it’s possible though exceptionally unlikely that the Rams and Chargers could both have home games back to back for the AFC and NFC Championship.
I wonder what the NFL’s contingency is for that. I assume one game would have to be moved to the next Monday night.
I wonder what the NFL’s contingency is for that. I assume one game would have to be moved to the next Monday night.
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They already thought of that when they made one of the teams the Chargers.
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I always assumed AB was a wanna be Browns fan, but only got fully on board after they traded for Watson...
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You musta missed the year I boycotted them.Tom 1860 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:55 amI always assumed AB was a wanna be Browns fan, but only got fully on board after they traded for Watson...
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No, I distinctly remember it the way Tom described.
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I'm kinda the same. I thought AB was a Bengals fan (or neutral observer?) who just happened to be a huge fan of Watson and the Browns "saving him from cancellation by the woke mobs".
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Thank you... Fucking apparent Browns fans, think they can go on moaning about the Ravens, then wheel out some cunt in a Browns jersey with a load of ex QB names on his back, and then jump on the Watson bandwagon. Inconsistent U-turning retatds.The Sybian wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:52 amNo, I distinctly remember it the way Tom described.
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This was very funny and should be acknowledged.Ryan wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:43 am They already thought of that when they made one of the teams the Chargers.
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Rams never have any home crowd advantage, anyway.
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Why wouldn’t they put it in Vegas? According to google maps it’s about 90 minutes closer by car. Would the trip there bring it through more evacuation routes?
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No would just be up 15 which knock on wood is clear since I’m in Barstow heading to LA tomorrow.L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:56 pm Why wouldn’t they put it in Vegas? According to google maps it’s about 90 minutes closer by car. Would the trip there bring it through more evacuation routes?
Allegiant Stadium availability could be an issue. Also hotel availability possibly because of CES.
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In fact Allegiant might have been/being used for CES stuff so I’m just gonna say CES. That fucks up everything in Vegas for a week+
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Right. Totally forgot about the CES.
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One other thing is that the NFL has venues it seems to go back to when these things happen - usually Glendale for west coast and Detroit for Midwest so I wonder if they’re designated “emergency venues” and they have stuff already in place for these eventualities.
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Football stadiums don't get used all that much. They have to reserve those weekends in case of playoffs, so you don't have problems with concerts or other events. The event staff are probably pretty easy to get lined up. Hotels are probably very doable. Figure the only real challenge is selling tickets and food.brian wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:15 pm One other thing is that the NFL has venues it seems to go back to when these things happen - usually Glendale for west coast and Detroit for Midwest so I wonder if they’re designated “emergency venues” and they have stuff already in place for these eventualities.
And yes, the NFL has a playbook and team whose whole job is to prepare for and "fix" issues.