Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

[Nonlinear FC]

Just take a ripe cantaloupe, slice it in half, dump a cup of mayonnaise on top and enjoy.

Well yeah. This is what I did.


Tasty.

microwave?

[bfj]

Just take a ripe cantaloupe, slice it in half, dump a cup of mayonnaise on top and enjoy.

Well yeah. This is what I did.


Tasty.

microwave?

Yes, eating a microwave would taste better.

[sancarlos]

Just take a ripe cantaloupe, slice it in half, dump a cup of mayonnaise on top and enjoy.

Well yeah. This is what I did.
Tasty.

microwave?

Yes, eating a microwave would taste better.

[Johnnie]

They had fruit salad at the chow hall yesterday.

Infested with melon. Hard fucking pass and I'm not eating enough here.

[govmentchedda]

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Watch it fast, as it'll disappear, but Rebecca Lowe agrees.

[Ryan]

[Tom 1860]

Cantaloupe is by far the best.

Having said all that, as a kid and all the way up until about 3 -4 years ago I could not stand water melon, now I think it tastes great.

[EdRomero]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxShEO4S-iLf ... mMZcgh97gN

[The Sybian]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxShEO4S-iLf ... mMZcgh97gN

Holy shit, the timing on this post is incredible. Started watching Resident Alien last week, just saw this episode last night! I’m not going to call the show great, but it’s really good and has me LOL at least once an episode. The actor is incredible, I don’t know how he constantly looks so awkward and makes bizarre expressions all the time. It’s like Northern Exposure, but the misfit doctor in a small town is an alien in human form instead of a nebbishy Brooklyn Jew. If you are looking for a light, funny hour long show, I recommend it.

[EdRomero]

I am loving the show. Finished season 1 this morning.

[Ryan]

This is by no means the greatest Swamp thread but it might be the most Swamp thread

[EdRomero]

There better not be honeydew. I paid for premium fruit.

--Principal Durbin, AP Bio, played by Patton Oswalt, whose secretary earlier in the episode said he looked like a penguin (Pinky Penguin?!)

[The Sybian]

There better not be honeydew. I paid for premium fruit.

--Principal Durbin, AP Bio, played by Patton Oswalt, whose secretary earlier in the episode said he looked like a penguin (Pinky Penguin?!)

That was a great show. Secretary is played by Paula Pell, who wrote for SNL for about 20 years. She’s great.

[mister d]

Rereading I feel bad for not supporting Johnnie on his watermelon take. Has to be the fruit the most people would claim to like that they never actually intentionally eat. We get one per year and would be better off just cutting it up and dumping it straight into the garbage rather than waiting a week in between.

[Giff]

Rereading I feel bad for not supporting Johnnie on his watermelon take. Has to be the fruit the most people would claim to like that they never actually intentionally eat. We get one per year and would be better off just cutting it up and dumping it straight into the garbage rather than waiting a week in between.

This is maybe a region thing because watermelon is huge here and we eat it all the time. Also a watermelon margarita is badass and I may be ordering one later!

[Nonlinear FC]

This is by no means the greatest Swamp thread but it might be the most Swamp thread

I mean... I just read the entire thread and laughed at least a dozen times. It's gotta be in the Top 5.

[Shirley]

I wish I liked watermelon. It looks great and people go nuts for it in the summer. But nope. Although I do like watermelon flavored things. There's just some chemical or something in all melons that I can't stand. Mangoes have it too (although dried mangoes are fine).

[GoodKarma]

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best Jolly Ranchers.

[A_B]

I'm still right.

[Johnnie]

Rereading I feel bad for not supporting Johnnie on his watermelon take. Has to be the fruit the most people would claim to like that they never actually intentionally eat. We get one per year and would be better off just cutting it up and dumping it straight into the garbage rather than waiting a week in between.

This is maybe a region thing because watermelon is huge here and we eat it all the time. Also a watermelon margarita is badass and I may be ordering one later!

Prickly pear, my dude. Prickly pear.

And watermelon will just never be good. Unless you cover that shit in a ton of chamoy and tajin.

And even then. It's still watermelon.

[P.D.X.]

Is there a fruit that escapes the irrational hatred of .2% of the population?

[mister d]

Nobody hates a good blueberry (he says to find out which freak here hates blueberries).

[Giff]

Rereading I feel bad for not supporting Johnnie on his watermelon take. Has to be the fruit the most people would claim to like that they never actually intentionally eat. We get one per year and would be better off just cutting it up and dumping it straight into the garbage rather than waiting a week in between.

This is maybe a region thing because watermelon is huge here and we eat it all the time. Also a watermelon margarita is badass and I may be ordering one later!

Prickly pear, my dude. Prickly pear.

And watermelon will just never be good. Unless you cover that shit in a ton of chamoy and tajin.

And even then. It's still watermelon.

I have a prickly pear vodka tonic at least once a week.

[bfj]

Is there a fruit that escapes the irrational hatred of .2% of the population?

It all comes back to Honeycrisps.


I’ll wait here for AB and the Sweetango lobby to arrive.

[A_B]

I’ll wait here for AB and the Sweetango lobby to arrive.

If you haven't become a convert at this point I can't help you.

[EdRomero]

There better not be honeydew. I paid for premium fruit.

--Principal Durbin, AP Bio, played by Patton Oswalt, whose secretary earlier in the episode said he looked like a penguin (Pinky Penguin?!)

That was a great show. Secretary is played by Paula Pell, who wrote for SNL for about 20 years. She’s great.

She is awesome. I'm on season 2 and the show gets better and better as they introduce more characters or expand on exsisting ones.

I'm a blueberry fan...but it's one of those fruits where it is very disappointing when you come across subpar ones.

[govmentchedda]

There better not be honeydew. I paid for premium fruit.

--Principal Durbin, AP Bio, played by Patton Oswalt, whose secretary earlier in the episode said he looked like a penguin (Pinky Penguin?!)

That was a great show. Secretary is played by Paula Pell, who wrote for SNL for about 20 years. She’s great.

She is awesome. I'm on season 2 and the show gets better and better as they introduce more characters or expand on exsisting ones.

I'm a blueberry fan...but it's one of those fruits where it is very disappointing when you come across subpar ones.

The good ones though...

[garyclark]

Wait ... we have polls here now?

Fancy!

[rass]

[bfj]

Still better than H or C.

[Ryan]

The question mark at the end of the blurb is interesting.

[Nonlinear FC]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[rass]

I can't make out two of the words in the final sentence so the ? is fitting. Fitting?

[Nonlinear FC]

I think it says "New Fruit Helper dessert mixture from Betty Crocker?"

It's a completely unnecessary phrase, regardless of the existence of the ?

[Ryan]

It’s either “mixes” or “mildew”

[A_B]

There is a question in the second paragraph. Terribly constructed mind you.