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mister d wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 2:04 pm Was curious where he landed on the “our asshole versus asshole” continuum.



(Specifically asking because of the sequence late when he lost position in the box and visibly quit on the play.)
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Colin Cowherd, take a seat. Jason Whitlock, hold Gary's beer.

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Ange first Spurs manager to do the double on United in the PL (has beaten them thrice!)
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Mo Salah! Mo Salah! Mo Salah!
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Fuck!
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Mbeumo is so good. Would really love him in the black and white.
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Harry Maguire with two of the softest dives I've ever seen. Both could have been yellows. Neither given, of course.

Disappointing behavior.

As I type this, brilliant equalizer by Ugarte.
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garyclark wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:13 am Harry Maguire with two of the softest dives I've ever seen. Both could have been yellows. Neither given, of course.

Disappointing behavior.

As I type this, brilliant equalizer by Ugarte.
And Ashley Young - "who has a history of diving" (much of it in a Manchester United shirt) - makes a meal out of a tug in the box. Initially given as a penalty. Overruled on VAR. To be honest, if Young didn't flail so much, I think that penalty stands.

Fergie in the stands. Maybe his presence still holds sway over the ref?
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Was following along while at practice this AM and a kid heard me quietly say “fuck” when my intermittent checks went from 2-0 to 2-2.
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mister d wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 10:55 am Was following along while at practice this AM and a kid heard me quietly say “fuck” when my intermittent checks went from 2-0 to 2-2.
Quietly, you say?
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Lewis-Skelly is such a crafty young player. He's 18 years old, but he plays with the vision, guile, and understanding of a veteran. It's not just his tactical skills or physical ability. He does these little things that make a big difference.

In the West Ham match, he saw the opening for Jarrod Bowen to make a dangerous run before the ball was played, and just managed to finagle himself into Bowen's path to completely impede his run without so much as drawing a foul. Most players his age would have missed the run and been burned by Bowen, others might have fouled him and drawn a yellow or worse.

Of course, in previous matches, he has also shown immaturity and stupidity committing rash challenges, and generally relishes engaging in shithousery.

All of this is to say, his level of talent, confidence, and villainous behavior is rare in a young player. And I anticipate screaming his name in vain and pointing angrily at him on the telly for years to come.

EDIT: just before I clicked "Submit", he almost got a straight red. And he should have.

EDIT: And on VAR review, he got the red!
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Seems like a clear red.
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That’s amazing timing, GC.
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mister d wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:30 am Seems like a clear red.
I feel like I played a small part in that.
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garyclark wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:33 am Merino looked good in the striker role today.

Big for the Arse. Not only for today, but maybe for the rest season.

Although the studio team is overdoing it a bit in the postgame analysis.

The season was over before this! (untrue)

The season is now saved! (also untrue)

Full marks to Arteta. Mikel recognize Mikel.
The studio team better come out and say the season is over. Just to be consistent.

This is a surprising yet enjoyable result. Sorry, Syb.
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Chelsea has now lost four straight PL games when they led at halftime. Not great.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 2:40 pm Chelsea has now lost four straight PL games when they led at halftime. Not great.
There’s a lot wrong there, but they need to move Palmer back out wide. He’s been so impotent in the middle.
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cerranoredux wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:01 pm
garyclark wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:33 am Merino looked good in the striker role today.

Big for the Arse. Not only for today, but maybe for the rest season.

Although the studio team is overdoing it a bit in the postgame analysis.

The season was over before this! (untrue)

The season is now saved! (also untrue)

Full marks to Arteta. Mikel recognize Mikel.
The studio team better come out and say the season is over. Just to be consistent.

This is a surprising yet enjoyable result. Sorry, Syb.
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Soccer's a funny game. Newcastle dominating possession, living in Forest territory, and down 1-0.

Maybe funny's not the word I'm looking for.
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Not watching but see the scoreline. 90' is a long time
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HaulCitgo wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 10:18 am Not watching but see the scoreline. 90' is a long time
Truer words have never been typed. After going up 4-1 - scoring 4 times in 12 minutes - Newcastle BARELY hang on to win 4-3. Holy moly. Trying to get my blood pressure back down to healthy levels might take some time.
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Geez....Liverpool barely took it out of second gear, and bossed Man City.

11 points clear now....
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:27 pm Geez....Liverpool barely took it out of second gear, and bossed Man City.

11 points clear now....
That should do it for them, barring a crazy collapse. And Arsenal likely have 2nd. The bottom three look close to locked as well.

The drama in the remaining league games is that the race for the other 3 European spots is at least 8 teams deep.
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Up the Town!

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Szoboszlai with the Double Nutmeg!

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Bet he wishes that most recent one had been one, too...
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I'm fine with that Newcastle performance. They went hard at Liverpool at Anfield, and were in the match throughout. If they had a couple of things break differently, they could have easily matched the best team in the league.

The defending on the goals was crap. But that is where they are right now. Sven Botman's injuries the last two seasons have really had a massive impact. Schär had a great first half of the season, but his age is showing, and he is becoming a liability.

This is why Howe's top target was Guehi last summer. Will be the top priority for them this offseason.
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10 man ManU with the win to help their regulation battle! A true six point game!
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:00 pm 10 man ManU with the win to help their regulation battle! A true six point game!
Wish this wasn’t serious.
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Not that you ever have to give City any credit but I cross my sevens so I like the number font on their unis.

Seem like only a matter of time here, fresh legs haven’t helped relieve the pressure for PAFC at all.
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I was really rushing to get that posted. Good thing.
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Yeah, more like Plymouth ArBYEle!!!
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Anthony Gordon, you stupid wanker.
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garyclark wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:51 am Anthony Gordon, you stupid wanker.
This has been quite the game, huh? What was Gordon thinking? Then for Brighton to turn around and give away the advantage…
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phxgators wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:06 am
garyclark wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:51 am Anthony Gordon, you stupid wanker.
This has been quite the game, huh? What was Gordon thinking? Then for Brighton to turn around and give away the advantage…
Out for the next three matches, including the League Cup Final against his favorite childhood club - and former youth club - at Wembley. And, if they somehow manage their way out of this match, in the FA Cup Quarterfinals. Just a mindless, idiotic, and totally unnecessary play.
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One of the things the NFL manages to get right in their video review system is it’s based on a thought that if video evidence does not present itself upon one or two reviews of the footage (multiple angles, for example), the ruling on the field stands due to lack of video evidence.

(Bournemouth / Wolves match) Waiting 10 minutes to determine that half of a player’s foot was offsides so a goal is disallowed sorta goes beyond the spirit of the rule, no?
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Ok, maybe they're doing some sketchy financial stuff.

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Always fun to see Darwin Nunez play well, especially at Anfield.

And that goal by Southampton shouldn't have counted. That was a clear foul by Fernandes on Alisson in the scramble before the shot by Smallbone.
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The Trossard-Garnacho match-up has been the only interesting thing in this match.

They remind me of each other in the energy they bring to their sides. And in how annoying both can be when calls don't go their way.
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Ha ha fuck Bruno.
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