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bfj
Walter Sobchak
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by bfj Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:48 pm
When I returned this to the grocery store the other day the manager asked me why.
I told him that I sat there for 15 minutes watching the damn thing and nothing happened.
I know it’s a very stupid joke. Given.
I saw this in the case at the local grocery store and snapped a pic. I was/am high, I’m in the store parking lot trying to think of the best way to make this funnier. Or does it work as is?
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Pruitt IV
The Big Lebowski
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by Pruitt IV Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:26 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:48 pm
When I returned this to the grocery store the other day the manager asked me why.
I told him that I sat there for 15 minutes watching the damn thing and nothing happened.
Edited it for you.
Very funny indeed.
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Giff
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by Giff Sat May 25, 2024 9:08 pm
Muh
govmentchedda
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by govmentchedda Sat May 25, 2024 9:18 pm
Matthau is the best.
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L-Jam3
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by L-Jam3 Sat May 25, 2024 10:19 pm
Now that’s how you deliver a joke.
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sancarlos
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by sancarlos Tue Oct 22, 2024 10:02 pm
Guess who has three hands, and just got fired from working at the morgue?
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L-Jam3
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by L-Jam3 Thu Mar 06, 2025 9:18 pm
My son and I workshopped this on the ride up to the Poconos.
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Jerloma
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by Jerloma Fri Mar 07, 2025 11:05 am
Love it!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
L-Jam3
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by L-Jam3 Wed Apr 16, 2025 10:19 am
Terrible dad joke: whenever I get or cook something from a certain Southeast Asian cuisine, I always say that I’m about to “Thai one on”
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wlu_lax6
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by wlu_lax6 Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:54 am
My son is excited that Georgetown has an autopsy club
