Godless III - Completing The Trinity

[HaulCitgo]

Jesus returns

[MaxWebster]

and apparently he's VERY fucking passionate.

[mister d]

Sucks the had to go with "2" because this name was already taken by a popular show:

[MaxWebster]

that's solid gold right there

Sucks the had to go with "2" because this name was already taken by a popular show:

[Jerloma]

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2

[Johnnie]

I really, really hope he comes back earth riding a velociraptor and wielding an AR-15.

I want him to hand out Bibles during a school shooting.

I want him to ring the opening bell at the NYSE while wearing a MAGA hat.

I kinda just want him to be secret Homelander.

[mister d]

[aims automatic weapon at bad guy (liberal)] “Better say your prayers … to me.”

[MaxWebster]

omg. i am crying

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2

[duff]

omg. i am crying

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2

Of course you are. It is talking about you, Diamond.

[MaxWebster]

solid LOL here

[Johnnie]

Am I missing something? I've never seen that brand. And that logo is very close to DeWalt's logo.

The meme is still funny. I just don't understand why they had to sanitize it like they'd get sued if they made fun of a more prominent brand.

[rass]

[Johnnie]

Couldn't decide whether this should go here, the politics thread, or the tattoo thread.

The linework is atrocious.

[Jerloma]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

[The Sybian]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

So CES should be spelled out, but we are supposed to understand what this means?

[Johnnie]

Benny Johnson, like Matt Walsh, is so fucking closeted.

[Jerloma]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

So CES should be spelled out, but we are supposed to understand what this means?

Only if you have Zoomers that text you.

CES is Coordinated Entry System to me.

[EnochRoot]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

It obviously proves nothing, but yeah, if I were going to weigh in? It proves to me there is no god.

[L-Jam3]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

It obviously proves nothing, but yeah, if I were going to weigh in? It proves to me there is no god.

Or that God was being a complete fucking asshole.

[Giff]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

It obviously proves nothing, but yeah, if I were going to weigh in? It proves to me there is no god.

Or that God was being a complete fucking asshole.

Right? He missed.

[The Sybian]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

So CES should be spelled out, but we are supposed to understand what this means?

Only if you have Zoomers that text you.

CES is Coordinated Entry System to me.

I’ve got two that just qualify as Zoomers, but they never text about Saul on the road to Damascus. Maybe that’s more of an older Zoomer thing.

[Jerloma]

Sigh. Jews, amirite?

[Jerloma]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

So CES should be spelled out, but we are supposed to understand what this means?

Only if you have Zoomers that text you.

CES is Coordinated Entry System to me.

I’ve got two that just qualify as Zoomers, but they never text about Saul on the road to Damascus. Maybe that’s more of an older Zoomer thing.

Saul is dude who used to bully early Xtians and then like 10 years after the crucifixion, Jesus screamed to him from the sky to stop persecuting him (while walking on the Damascus Road). So he converted, changed his name to Paul because I guess it's less Jew-ey, then wrote a bunch of shit trying to convert other people which is now like 80% of the New Testament.

I thought you were just talking about "rn"

[sancarlos]

Jerloma, I thank you on behalf of my sixth grade teacher, Sister Perpetua,for that quick bit on Saint Paul.

On behalf of my formerly-Catholic wife, I’ll also note that much of the misogyny in the Catholic Church comes to us via the Letters of St. Paul.

[The Sybian]

Damn, I feel like Saul on the Damascus Road rn...

So CES should be spelled out, but we are supposed to understand what this means?

Only if you have Zoomers that text you.

CES is Coordinated Entry System to me.

I’ve got two that just qualify as Zoomers, but they never text about Saul on the road to Damascus. Maybe that’s more of an older Zoomer thing.

Saul is dude who used to bully early Xtians and then like 10 years after the crucifixion, Jesus screamed to him from the sky to stop persecuting him (while walking on the Damascus Road). So he converted, changed his name to Paul because I guess it's less Jew-ey, then wrote a bunch of shit trying to convert other people which is now like 80% of the New Testament.

I thought you were just talking about "rn"

Thanks, that’s hilarious, I didn’t even register the “rn” as being an abbreviation as the kids use it constantly. We didn’t learn about Saul in Hebrew school. Does this mean Trump is on the path to being St. Donald? At least that’s mean he was finally dead.

[Shirley]

Or that God was being a complete fucking asshole.

Right? He missed.

Worse than that. He hit and killed another dude instead. Thank you, Jesus!

[L-Jam3]

Or that God was being a complete fucking asshole.

Right? He missed.

Worse than that. He hit and killed another dude instead. Thank you, Jesus!

That’s what’s so infuriating with this line that god saved Trump from the bullet. It killed not merely someone else; it killed a firefighter.

I’ve made my thoughts really clear, multiple times, specifically fuck anyone who supports TFG after January 6th. But I’m not necessarily wishing all of them die. (I probably would welcome some, tbh). These people are basically saying God chose to keep Trump alive and kill a firefighter. Just fucking disgusting.

[Jerloma]

Thanks, that’s hilarious, I didn’t even register the “rn” as being an abbreviation as the kids use it constantly. We didn’t learn about Saul in Hebrew school. Does this mean Trump is on the path to being St. Donald? At least that’s mean he was finally dead.

No, I am Saul/Paul in this scenario. When an apostate is confronted with evidence that leads to conversion, they call it a Damascus Road experience.

These people are basically saying God chose to keep Trump alive and kill a firefighter. Just fucking disgusting.

A child under the age of 5 dies like every 18 seconds. In light of that fun fact, you could make a case that thanking god for literally anything other than sparing a child or the Steelers beating the Rats tomorrow is disgusting.

[mister d]

Thank god for someone being alive + god's will if someone dies means god is actually always right, J-Lo. Nothing disgusting about that.

[rass]

Feel like they’re giving a little too much away there

[sancarlos]

Do you need to see the film if you already read the book?

[mister d]

Since we're getting a J-Lo morning here, may as well ...



If that quote is real, its pretty amazing the pope came back from near death to drop that one on the US over easter weekend.

[Jerloma]

I have no idea what that means.

On another note, I was (ironically) gifted this awesome shirt for Xmas and I figure this is the weekend to bust it out, but while I can deal with strangers thinking I'm Christian, the idea of them thinking I'm MAGA is horrifyingly cringey.

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[rass]

‘The Slashin’ of the Christ’