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Johnnie wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:52 pm Ok, it's annoying me that I cannot figure out who the fuck I'm trying to remember the name of in regards to who was driving a Jeep in the personalized license plate thread.

Dude was tallish, big (not jacked at all), bald, and had a beard. Pretty damn sure he wore the 'PC Principal' black Oakleys and I think he had earrings/noserings. He wore a dark shirt/dark mesh shirt and leather pants.

I can see him in the ring fighting people like Edge and Christian, but I cannot remember his fucking name.

Halp.
Buff Bagwell?

e: Missed the "not jacked at all part" so almost definitely not Bagwell.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:54 pm Buff Bagwell?
Nope. Wasn't blonde ever. He was also taller.

Also wasn't Scott Steiner.
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If this guy wrestled between c. 1985-1991 there's a 120% chance I'd know who you were talking about but it sounds like your reference point goes past when I stopped paying active attention to new wrestling.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:58 pm If this guy wrestled between c. 1985-1991 there's a 120% chance I'd know who you were talking about but it sounds like your reference point goes past when I stopped paying active attention to new wrestling.
I'm thinking so. Dude may have wrestled in earlier years, but I definitely think he was active around late 90's to - 2000s.
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Prince Albert?
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Ryan wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 6:59 pmPrince Albert?
YES. Winner, winner.

Thank you.
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Now you just have to remember the guy’s name.
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Dick Pearce
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Pierce Cox?
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mister d wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 7:42 pm Now you just have to remember the guy’s name.
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Saw him at a mall Hot Topic in probably 1998 or 99. Midcarders - they’re just like us
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Easy

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Holy shit...

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I would believe anything this guy is accused of. I bet he's legit one of the worst people alive.
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Just read the Defector write-up. This all just (allegedly) happened the last couple of years?
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WrestleMania is on right now. Live on Peacock.

Edit:

So The Rock just turns on The Bloodline tonight, right? He was speared last night by accident and WWE just oversells how "family" Roman Reigns, The Rock, and everyone is.
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The Mr. McMahon documentary was meh. I was expecting an exposé on how he came to power and the dirt of his life.

Instead it's a WWE rise to power and how it handled trials and tribulations with a sprinkle of Vince's behavior.

For 6 (!) episodes you'd think it would've been better.

Charlie nails the review:

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And what streaming service is going to start streaming wwe in the upcoming months? Give up?

Total farce. Absolute dogshit propaganda for the company. I haven't watched nor will I watch. Besides all of the horrible acts(crimes) against women that took place during VKM's time in charge there is the fact of taking blood money from the Saudi ruling family to put on shows over there. That is what turned me away from that company.
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It was fine. People new to the scene will absolutely walk away knowing Vince is human garbage. Nothing revelatory but most of us rave about 30 for 30s when we already know everything so I don’t get why people hammer that part
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Raw is Netflix is going great so far.

The Rock dropped a "bullshit" and it wasn't bleeped.
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My first and likely my last post in this thread. I don’t care one way or another about Michigan or tOSU, but this made me laugh.

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A couple funnies here.

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I had literally no idea Wrestlemania was in town this weekend.
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Staying Downtown tonight to see a concert so the sheer number of 13-year-old boys in John Cena T-shirts makes sense now at least.
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