The Official Swamp Dating Thread

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A_B wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 12:55 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 12:44 pm I... work D.
Videos, please.
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Nice to see Syb embrace his freaky.
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(open laughter)

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Giff wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:22 pm Nice to see Syb embrace his freaky.
He really has come a long way since his original screen name "The Missionary Style, One Woman, One Man, Vaginal Intercourse"
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A_B wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:44 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:22 pm Nice to see Syb embrace his freaky.
He really has come a long way since his original screen name "The Missionary Style, One Woman, One Man, Vaginal Intercourse"
You forgot about the through a hole with a sheet in between the man and his wife. (Orthodox Jewish thing, look it up. Ben Shapiro did this on his wedding night. Explains a lot.)
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tennbengal wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:35 pm (open laughter)

I genuinely love you all.
Truly happy for you TB.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:52 pmYou forgot about the through a hole with a sheet in between the man and his wife. (Orthodox Jewish thing, look it up. Ben Shapiro did this on his wedding night. Explains a lot.)
Must have been a thin sheet.
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mister d wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:20 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:52 pmYou forgot about the through a hole with a sheet in between the man and his wife. (Orthodox Jewish thing, look it up. Ben Shapiro did this on his wedding night. Explains a lot.)
Must have been a thin sheet.
Bone dry on her side afterward, too.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:20 am
mister d wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:20 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:52 pmYou forgot about the through a hole with a sheet in between the man and his wife. (Orthodox Jewish thing, look it up. Ben Shapiro did this on his wedding night. Explains a lot.)
Must have been a thin sheet.
Bone dry on her side afterward, too.
Heh, explains why he doesn't get the WAP song.
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