Yeah. Dammit. Had the game on. It looked awful. The Jays just announced that it is a "sprain" . . . but that looked like a severe sprain. If Toronto didn't have bad luck they'd have no luck at all.degenerasian wrote:Reyes carted off after sliding into 2nd.
looks like a broken ankle. There goes the Jays season before it even started.
The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition
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Out 1 to 3 months according to the GM.
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Yep. It was a very late decision, too late, to slide into second. And it wasn't his lead leg's ankle that rolled, which one might expect, but his underside trail leg's ankle; compounded by his own weight being on top of it.
It was much worse in high definition; there was at least an instant or two where his ankle, clearly visible, was pointing in a bizarre direction that ankles just are not supposed to point.
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It was much worse in high definition; there was at least an instant or two where his ankle, clearly visible, was pointing in a bizarre direction that ankles just are not supposed to point.
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I know Reyes can go on his own but I'm not too sure stealing 2nd up 8-4 with 2 outs in the smartest thing in the world.
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Mother fucking triple plays.
Adam Jones needs to catch fly balls with the bases loaded and 2 outs.
Adam Jones needs to catch fly balls with the bases loaded and 2 outs.
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I did not make one bit of sense yesterday. Work-related stress is killing me.
Sorry.
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Their is no proof that Greinke didnt hit Quentin on purpose, so I think its a reasonable topic to debate.
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I heartily endorse bfj's tweet:
I'm so sick of hearing Day-O at the ballpark that I want to invent a time machine so I can punch a pregnant Mrs. Belafonte in the uterus.
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Giants at Cubs
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You catch any of this series? Weird, tense one-run games so far. Cubs smashing hanging splits from Timmay today; 4-1 thru 2.5
You catch any of this series? Weird, tense one-run games so far. Cubs smashing hanging splits from Timmay today; 4-1 thru 2.5
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Clay Buchholz is about to get another no-hitter! What a great day for Clay Buchholz and Red Sox fans! Congrats Rush and Romero and other Red Sox fans!
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Bucholz is ugly as sin.
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And nice work D.
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The crazy dude SL hates that runs out and grimaces and looks tough and intimidates and gives up like a shit ton of hits says momentum is only as good as the next inning's pitcher.
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Robbie Cano has not broken his wrist in ∞ days
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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I'm just following enough to know that the Cubs are horrible. I don't know how many big leads they've blown this season, but it's been a ton. Including today.howard wrote:Hey Steve~
You catch any of this series? Weird, tense one-run games so far. Cubs smashing hanging splits from Timmay today; 4-1 thru 2.5
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Hmmmm. Hey turd, want to take back that comment about Cano's wrist?rass wrote:The crazy dude SL hates that runs out and grimaces and looks tough and intimidates and gives up like a shit ton of hits says momentum is only as good as the next inning's pitcher.
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Christ, it appears the Yankees and Orioles will alternate low scoring victories until the end of time.
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Scottie wrote:Yeah. Dammit. Had the game on. It looked awful. The Jays just announced that it is a "sprain" . . . but that looked like a severe sprain. If Toronto didn't have bad luck they'd have no luck at all.degenerasian wrote:Reyes carted off after sliding into 2nd.
looks like a broken ankle. There goes the Jays season before it even started.
A severe sprain is worse than a break in many instances. 15 months later, my left ankle is still swollen and I've lost a step. Surgery is not worth it for me but is a must for a pro athlete with a grade III sprain.
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After 2 weeks, the bottom 4 qualifying outfielders in our fantasy league are BJ Upton, Jason Heyward, Matt Kemp, and Giancarlo Stanton.
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Ryan wrote:After 2 weeks, the bottom 4 qualifying outfielders in our fantasy league are BJ Upton, Jason Heyward, Matt Kemp, and Giancarlo Stanton.
I have two of those guys as my keepers this year! Starting off on the right foot!
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Was wondering the same thing - when is it OK to cut Stanton and Alvarez?
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kranepool wrote:Was wondering the same thing - when is it OK to cut Stanton and Alvarez?
2018?
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Yovani Gallardo arrested for DUI early this morning. Blew a 0.22.
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Tonight is the first time that a BlueJays pitcher made it through seven innings this season.
Not Dickey, not Morrow, not Buehrle. Josh Johnson. And he left after seven in a tied game. But, damn. 6'7" and throwing 96 MPH? Pigeons beware.
If you're watching highlights, keep an eye open for the Brett Lawrie bare-handed 5-3. It's magnificent.
Not Dickey, not Morrow, not Buehrle. Josh Johnson. And he left after seven in a tied game. But, damn. 6'7" and throwing 96 MPH? Pigeons beware.
If you're watching highlights, keep an eye open for the Brett Lawrie bare-handed 5-3. It's magnificent.
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Homer Bailey was dealing last night. Shame that it had to get suspended. 0-0 tie in the ninth.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Homer Bailey was dealing last night. Shame that it had to get suspended. 0-0 tie in the ninth.
Also, Joey Votto has more walks than all but 9 players have hits this season. Again, with Phillips Raking and Cozart pretty much a complete offensive zero, there should be no reason votto hits #2 and phillips #3.
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I forgot to declare this last night. As the evidence continues to accumulate today.
The Giants are the Brewers' bitches. So sick of this.
The Giants are the Brewers' bitches. So sick of this.
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howard wrote:I forgot to declare this last night. As the evidence continues to accumulate today.
The Giants are the Brewers' bitches. So sick of this.
Cool, I bet on Matt Cain over drunk-ass Gallardo.
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Did you bet on Matt Cain to serve up a homerun to drunk-ass Gallardo?Icepenis wrote:howard wrote:I forgot to declare this last night. As the evidence continues to accumulate today.
The Giants are the Brewers' bitches. So sick of this.
Cool, I bet on Matt Cain over drunk-ass Gallardo.
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That last slider by Cain was hung like Ron Jeremy. 7-0 Brew Crew, bottom of three. I thought this conference call was torture. And I thought arguing with Steve about the second amendment and Obamacare was torture. Today is kinda sucking so far, you guys.
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The Jose Canseco Ask Me Anything will cheer you up:
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tennbengal wrote:Did you bet on Matt Cain to serve up a homerun to drunk-ass Gallardo?Icepenis wrote:howard wrote:I forgot to declare this last night. As the evidence continues to accumulate today.
The Giants are the Brewers' bitches. So sick of this.
Cool, I bet on Matt Cain over drunk-ass Gallardo.
What the f. My 10-1 start is unraveling. Meat's about to be 15-10.
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Perfect medicine, doc. High comedy.Keg wrote:The Jose Canseco Ask Me Anything will cheer you up:
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Would you rather take a fastball to the nuts or have to sleep with Madonna now?
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punch her in her nuts
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Oh, that AMA is great.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Miguel Cabrera turns 30 today. He is pretty good at baseball.
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Oh, and because it finished so late last night not a lot of chatter about the epic Tigers/Mariners game last night where both teams combined for 40 strikeouts (second-most in a game in the live ball era). Scherzer and King Felix were dealing.
Small sample size, but Scherzer's 14.2 K/9 implies that this could be the season he takes The Leap.
Small sample size, but Scherzer's 14.2 K/9 implies that this could be the season he takes The Leap.
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He was at 11.1 last year. He's always been a strikeout guy, no?
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