Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:12 pm

Anybody who sanctimoniously left and then returned after Scottie left is DQ'ed for being a bitch...

10. Howard
9. Johnnie
8. BSF
7. Brian
6. DC
5. Me
4. Pruitt
3. Syb
2. Rass
1. AB

Discuss if you'd like but I'm pretty sure this is definitive.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:16 pm

I was banned

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:17 pm

Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:17 pm

I'm not sure how official these rankings really are....

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:20 pm

You should do a slideshow.

boxcar · Post by **boxcar** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:21 pm

1. Ryan -- for running swampcrash

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:22 pm

Good job waiting to burn bridges until you saw you had no chance in the Swampcrash playoffs anyway.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:24 pm

boxcar wrote:1. Ryan -- for running swampcrash

Now here's a 6-seed I can set my watch to

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:25 pm

If nothing else, gotta give J-Lo credit for sending out 2014 in a blaze of glory.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:29 pm

sancarlos wrote:Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

You did. You were one of the three old guys being considered but DC has been fucking killing it lately.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:44 pm

EdRomero wrote:I was banned

I'm not here to talk about the past.

Tom 1860 · Post by **Tom 1860** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:01 pm

So everyone that reads this gets in at 5?

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:02 pm

If God wills it to be so, I humbly accept this honor. For His greater glory, I'll try to overcome my sinful tendencies to get work done so that I may participate more fully. It is for this He suffered and died. Tonight we celebrate His redemption with renewed commitment to live in The Spirit.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:04 pm

Jerloma wrote:Anybody who sanctimoniously left and then returned after Scottie left is DQ'ed for being a bitch...

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:15 pm

2015...my year....time to start training

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:24 pm

Know what? I apologize...this is not definitive. I just remembered Sean talking shit about the Swamp in one of those podcasts so he gets DQ'ed for that. That'll bump Sarge in for protecting our freedoms and doing great work in the Godless thread.

Howard probably isn't deserving this year either but he babysat my kid and may have saved my life one night after a particularly questionable mix of gin and oxycontin so he gets in every year.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:41 pm

I approve this list.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:17 pm

How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:20 pm

That list is like fan voting for All-Star games, where guys get voted in based on how prominent they were five years earlier rather than their current level of production.

Ah, fuck it. It's a pretty good list. Congratulations to those who made it.

Also, is the girl in the "COOLNESS" picture Becky Hammon? Please don't be.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:21 pm

Fuck the Swamp

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:21 pm

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:24 pm

I would have voted for L-Jam, strictly based on stirring the pot.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:24 pm

There's a much better list over at the Slack Swamp for those interested.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:26 pm

mister d wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.
If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4.

Speaking of blind, Brian could literally not see after brain surgery, yet was still posting. Fuck this list.

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:28 pm

I'm not out here for the rankings or the accolades, I'm just out here to win.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:30 pm

Just takin' it one post at a time.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:30 pm

Gale Sayerscakes

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:34 pm

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.

Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:36 pm

brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.
Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.

Don't let Jerloma hear you say that or he'll bump you even lower than 7.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:38 pm

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:40 pm

Jerloma wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.
Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.

Kind of like when the Flyers didn't tell Roger Neilson to go get cancer.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:42 pm

Jerloma wrote:Howard probably isn't deserving this year either but …he gets in every year.

yeah. and I win it, every other year. bitches.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:15 pm

sancarlos wrote:Did I get an honorable mention, boss?

No point. East-coast bias.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:20 pm

Thank you all for helping me on this journey.

But man, I need new hobbies.

Anyway, all the best to all you guys who really help to make my days. (Meant sincerely)

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:09 pm

Need to step up my drunk posting game. I just get unintelligible and affectionate. AB the lit somehow gets more sarcastic.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:20 pm

I've got no business making the list, let alone over Doc.

Happy new year ya fucks. Here's to... 8? Great years with you fucks. I've got 25 people coming over to trash my house and get crazy. See you cats on the other side.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:24 pm

Also, Rush was jobbed

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:27 pm

Everyone be safe tonight. If anyone blows up downtown Las Vegas, then I might be in trouble. But I got a hotel room, so I won't be wrecking any cars tonight.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:28 pm

That's a terrible fucking list.

I am leaving again.

I am back.

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:32 pm

brian wrote:Everyone be safe tonight. If anyone blows up downtown Las Vegas, then I might be in trouble. But I got a hotel room, so I won't be wrecking any cars tonight.

Which your precious AB was a party to. Indirectly.