Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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and on cue, this was on my newsfeed
Yes, let's be like countries that are horrible!
Yes, let's be like countries that are horrible!
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We need to start emulating North Korea!
How do people post this stuff with a straight face?
How do people post this stuff with a straight face?
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I'd tell them to move to Iran or North Korea if they prefer the domestic policies there.Grasspenis wrote:We need to start emulating North Korea!
How do people post this stuff with a straight face?
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Was this sign posted on another website? A friend just shared it. It's horrible.
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Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
Number of States won by:
Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republicans won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...."
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler ' s definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation ' s population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
IF YOU ARE IN FAVOR OF THIS, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T SHARE.
IF YOU ARE NOT then SHARE IT to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
Number of States won by:
Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republicans won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...."
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler ' s definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation ' s population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
IF YOU ARE IN FAVOR OF THIS, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T SHARE.
IF YOU ARE NOT then SHARE IT to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.
OMG, we need to decided elections by landmass, not number of people! This is tyranny of people over property!!!!
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Implications aside, I wonder if those numbers are even accurate.Brontoburglar wrote:Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Those Democrat-Republican county numbers add up to 270 million. What happened to the other 40 million people?
Also, I don't think those per capita murder rates are right. The FBI says that the 2011 murder rate in metropolitan statistical areas was 4.9 per 100,000, 4.4 in cities outside metropolitan areas (wtf?), and 3.1 in nonmetropolitan counties. I guess it's possible that the murder rate was 13.2 in Democratic counties, but I doubt it.
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Plus, if the Democrats won 19 states, and the Republicans won 29, that adds up to 48 states.
Everyone knows we have 57.
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The murder rate is higher in cities?!??!?!?
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"Government-owned tenements"?
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Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?
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I wish I had the data to re-brand that map with "homosexual activities per capita".
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They used to have high-rise public housing projects in Chicago that definitely qualified as government-owned tenements.P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?
But I think they tore all of them down.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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That's great. Are you going to post the link to whoever put it on Facebook?Brontoburglar wrote:It's a 12 year old snopes.com special.Hilarious
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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He posted it first after he realized it was ridiculous. Which... he should have done before he posted it, obviouslySteve of phpBB wrote:That's great. Are you going to post the link to whoever put it on Facebook?Brontoburglar wrote:It's a 12 year old snopes.com special.Hilarious
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I wish people would stop sharing this.
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People are so effin' stupid.
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It's not even a fucking GOOD photoshop. Bah. I'll just bide my time until these people accidentally lock themselves in a Walmart freezer reaching for the last fatfuck bar.
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Dude, you gotta post that on FB.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Yeah, I snopes'd that, and apparently it's true.
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Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.
I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.
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Word.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually following through with it.Icepenis wrote:Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.
I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.
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The Sybian wrote:You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually following through with it.Icepenis wrote:Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.
I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.
Check my friends list for Ferdinand DiPhillips...fa rill.
(it's not really him but another of my friends made an account for our favorite local urban outdoorsman)
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Yeah, that's pretty much apples to apples.
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I like the redundant use of "days". On each line.
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Respond that Oklahoma found Timothy McVeigh in, like, 20 minutes.
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I really enjoyed the intermittent fb updates of people who happen to be leaving Boston and all the comments congratulating them for getting out of danger.
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I don't even know what this means but I'm guessing it's something awful.
"Anyone else find it fitting that the girl who fought so hard to get rid of the prayer banner in Cranston is getting the playboy award?"
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Caption on a picture:
The wife of one of the guys in the picture posted the picture. He was too drunk to remember it even being taken. At a little girl's 4th birthday party.Crazy drunks. — with XXXXX and YYYYY at ♥ ZZZZZ's 4th Birthday Party!!
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Let he who hasn't gotten drunk at a child's birthday party cast the first stone.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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That's the only way I'd be able to get through a 4-year-old's birthday party.
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Yeah, we've thrown a couple of kid's birthday parties with alcohol, though I've never gotten pass out drunk at them.
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We usually have plenty of beer at our kids' parties, maybe even a fresh 5 gal keg in the kegerator. So we're not exactly the type that would so no beer at a kid's party. But then again, these people aren't exactly known for their self control.
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Blinded by the irony.Why does everyone have to be so negative all the time? God, I hate that!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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