That "Catcorder" bit was a hilarious staple at parties for me in the 1980's and 1990's.Rush2112 wrote:Shrew I like the one eyed parrot impersonation in the 2nd photo.
(John he came to a BBQ meetup)
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Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day
5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
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Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
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I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
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Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.Shrew wrote:Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
Did you ever notice that Fig Newtons are almost never on sale?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Commodities never are, man.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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That's probably a good thing, as fully half of my net worth is tied up in paper figs.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Fig synthetic CDO futures options are where the smart money are!
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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I was heavily invested in Girl Scout Cookies. Lost 100% of their value in 90 seconds.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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They look like Daddy Ray's to me. I think they are 2.99 at Wegmnans. Not bad for 1 1/2 lbs of processed goodness.
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They sell them at Dollar Tree.rass wrote:Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.Shrew wrote:Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
Did you ever notice that Fig Newtons are almost never on sale?
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Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.Shrew wrote:Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
Oh, and I also love me some Fig Newtons. But, my wife and daughter are not fans, so I rarely taste one, anymore.
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I would think that it needs some "having a lot of sex with Kim Basinger" action.sancarlos wrote:Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.Shrew wrote:Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.
5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.
5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.
5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).
5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).
5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.
5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).
5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).
5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.
5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).
5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).
5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).
5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.
5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."
5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
Oh, and I also love me some Fig Newtons. But, my wife and daughter are not fans, so I rarely taste one, anymore.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I think I might rectify the fact that I've never seen Pope of GV this weekend. Although on the Saturday before Easter a couple weeks back...I think I actually was the Pope of GV.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea
Came blowing in
From across the sea
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.howard wrote:The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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That song plays during the opening credits.Jerloma wrote:See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.
Brilliant movie. (But we've told you that a few times now.)
Your own personal AR-15 wielding Jesus
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Clinton starts the Global Initiative and numerous charitable items and Bush is the one helping the Texans Cheerleaders unveil new outfits.
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mini puke to 1,558
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Guess that's what he was drilling with.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Nice attention to detail with the grey pubes.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I hadn't even noticed any socks.Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
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Commie.sancarlos wrote:I hadn't even noticed any socks.Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
those who write on bathroom walls
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Daaaaaaaamn
Coincidentally, I saw a field full of bison in rural Virginia on Sunday. I'd never seen that before. It would take a LOT of fields to replace all of those skulls.
Coincidentally, I saw a field full of bison in rural Virginia on Sunday. I'd never seen that before. It would take a LOT of fields to replace all of those skulls.
Totally Kafkaesque
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At that time, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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I would love this over my mantle.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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FIFYHDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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That's even cooler than this one:
But, of course, you'd have to watch out for this:
Totally Kafkaesque
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
Fuck the Police
Yeah, I feel safer. As long as I don't have a camera.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Yeah, I feel safer. As long as I don't have a camera.[/quote]
Well, in fairness, the person in the window shot first.
Yeah, I feel safer. As long as I don't have a camera.[/quote]
Well, in fairness, the person in the window shot first.
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The person in that window has a lot more faith in the officers' trigger control than I do.
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That's really cool. I don't think I've ever seen that trick.
If you want to lose your illusion:
If you want to lose your illusion:
Totally Kafkaesque
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That hurts.Rush2112 wrote:FIFYHDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.
Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?