MLB 2015 - April!
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Aren't they better served getting the game official then starting the delay to keep selling to the people waiting it out?
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Yes, the umps probably just fucked it up like everything else this series.
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Buster Olney just dropped a tweat that 27 of 30 MLB teams have a higher average attendance than the highest NBA team, but for fuck's sake I'd hope so. Not sure what that's supposed to prove when about every team plays in a stadium two to three times as large as an arena.
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BUT THEY PLAY TWICE AS MANY GAMES!
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Some lady got nailed in the head behind home plate at PNC tonight by a foul tip. Game was suspended for around 20 minutes.
Hope she is ok.
Hope she is ok.
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Votto!
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Bryan Price seems to be doing well: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/redsblo ... /26101107/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Wow. Saw the video. Her head was against the screen?psunate77 wrote:Some lady got nailed in the head behind home plate at PNC tonight by a foul tip. Game was suspended for around 20 minutes.
Hope she is ok.
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If the Royals don't terminate their Aramark contract as soon as possible...DSafetyGuy wrote:The Royals Are Serving Fans Moldy Garbage Hot Dogs
Thanks, Deadspin. Now, to go eat dinner.
(I get having to switch providers in the middle of the season, but there's no excuse for Aramark to be back in 2016 and you can make the case they shouldn't have been back this year)
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I can't get it to embed, but here's a link.psunate77 wrote:Some lady got nailed in the head behind home plate at PNC tonight by a foul tip. Game was suspended for around 20 minutes.
Hope she is ok.
http://vineyard.trendolizer.com/2015/04 ... t-pnc.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I really hope one of the Reds players turned on a hairdryer in the background when Price was in mid-rant.mister d wrote:Bryan Price seems to be doing well: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/redsblo ... /26101107/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Addison Russell getting called up today.
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degenerasian wrote:Wow. Saw the video. Her head was against the screen?psunate77 wrote:Some lady got nailed in the head behind home plate at PNC tonight by a foul tip. Game was suspended for around 20 minutes.
Hope she is ok.
Yeah she was right next to the screen. Got to a ask why a trained usher would send someone to their seat like that?
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Billy_Buttler 1 hour ago
Try watching the game lady.
commenter 4 hours ago
There were twenty people in the ballpark at the time including both teams. We all wish her the best.
commenter 7 hours ago
This is proof of how little Castro cares about what is going on around him. He had no idea what happened or worse yet didn't care about what happened. Even when he realized something happened, you see no expression on his face as to whether he cared or not.
This is just an extension of how he carries himself, especially in the field on defense.
Wish we could trade him for a new 2B'man so Russell can go to SS..... Maybe at least get a good SP or RP for him.
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Prayers do nothing.
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Astros in first place for two straight days. This is nice.
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Man, someone pointed that out to him and he doubled down on it.brian wrote:Buster Olney just dropped a tweat that 27 of 30 MLB teams have a higher average attendance than the highest NBA team, but for fuck's sake I'd hope so. Not sure what that's supposed to prove when about every team plays in a stadium two to three times as large as an arena.
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I had to stop following him. Every morning he'd flood me with forwards and he'd get weirdly argumentative with people who didn't even seem to be arguing.
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Was "tweat" a mistake, or a twunt like stroke of genius?
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Don't be a dipshit, rass!rass wrote:Was "tweat" a mistake, or a twunt like stroke of genius?
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Aramark and Centerplate (and any of their other brethren) need to go. Price gouging for terrible product is all they do in the arenas, stadiums, convention centers, and the like. $3.25 for a can of soda, plus local taxes, plus service charge of nearly 20%. Box lunch of a sandwich, side salad, piece of fruit, and cookie for $25 plus those add-on fees.Brontoburglar wrote:If the Royals don't terminate their Aramark contract as soon as possible...DSafetyGuy wrote:The Royals Are Serving Fans Moldy Garbage Hot Dogs
Thanks, Deadspin. Now, to go eat dinner.
(I get having to switch providers in the middle of the season, but there's no excuse for Aramark to be back in 2016 and you can make the case they shouldn't have been back this year)
I've worked an event where the catering director with whichever of those two companies sent a tray of desserts and fruit to our office as an apology for a screw-up. I had to point out to my co-worker who was the point of contact for the catering department that the whole strawberries on the tray had mold on them a couple hours after arrival.
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I didn't invent it, but I've seen some guys use it to reference a particularly stupid tweet. It seems to fit.rass wrote:Was "tweat" a mistake, or a twunt like stroke of genius?
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I wish I wouldn't have clicked that link. Are there any videos of somebody violently breaking an ankle to cleanse my eye palate?
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Amazing. I would have thought that the urine would have killed it.DSafetyGuy wrote:Aramark and Centerplate (and any of their other brethren) need to go. Price gouging for terrible product is all they do in the arenas, stadiums, convention centers, and the like. $3.25 for a can of soda, plus local taxes, plus service charge of nearly 20%. Box lunch of a sandwich, side salad, piece of fruit, and cookie for $25 plus those add-on fees.
I've worked an event where the catering director with whichever of those two companies sent a tray of desserts and fruit to our office as an apology for a screw-up. I had to point out to my co-worker who was the point of contact for the catering department that the whole strawberries on the tray had mold on them a couple hours after arrival.
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Oh man, that's just disgusting.DSafetyGuy wrote:Aramark and Centerplate (and any of their other brethren) need to go. Price gouging for terrible product is all they do in the arenas, stadiums, convention centers, and the like. $3.25 for a can of soda, plus local taxes, plus service charge of nearly 20%. Box lunch of a sandwich, side salad, piece of fruit, and cookie for $25 plus those add-on fees.Brontoburglar wrote:If the Royals don't terminate their Aramark contract as soon as possible...DSafetyGuy wrote:The Royals Are Serving Fans Moldy Garbage Hot Dogs
Thanks, Deadspin. Now, to go eat dinner.
(I get having to switch providers in the middle of the season, but there's no excuse for Aramark to be back in 2016 and you can make the case they shouldn't have been back this year)
I've worked an event where the catering director with whichever of those two companies sent a tray of desserts and fruit to our office as an apology for a screw-up. I had to point out to my co-worker who was the point of contact for the catering department that the whole strawberries on the tray had mold on them a couple hours after arrival.
I just had an unrelated, but very interesting dealing with another foodservice company today. If y'all are interested, you can check out the appropriate channels.
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Going to the Pirates/Cubs game tonight. I was excited enough about seeing Kris Bryant and Jorge Soler, but the Addison Russell news has me pumped. Oh, and the Pirates have some good players, too. Looking forward to this.
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Nice first inning for you.bapo! wrote:Going to the Pirates/Cubs game tonight. I was excited enough about seeing Kris Bryant and Jorge Soler, but the Addison Russell news has me pumped. Oh, and the Pirates have some good players, too. Looking forward to this.
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Damn the Cubs have a fun lineup now. Jealous.
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Yeah, it's strange how much more motivated I am to follow baseball this spring.tennbengal wrote:Damn the Cubs have a fun lineup now. Jealous.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Still full on pissed off that they turned Samardjia into Addison Russell. I hate Walt for not being ready to do a Cueto for Russell type deal.mister d wrote:Testament to the value of bottoming out. And trading with post-good Billy Beane.
Theo in Chicago made my blood run cold from the jump. They are going to be good for a long time now.
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A Bryan Price-Approved Article on the Cincinnati Reds
Why work in sports journalism at all if you can’t please some baseball manager no one ever heard of?
Why work in sports journalism at all if you can’t please some baseball manager no one ever heard of?
Reds Fucking Win 6-1
MILFUCKEE — The fucking Reds beat the fucking Brewers, 6 to fucking 1 on Monday night, behind a fucking great pitching performance by Anthony fucking DeSclafani.
The game was fucking scoreless until the top of the sixth when the Reds fucking exploded for four fucking runs off Milwaukee fuck Wily Peralta. Wily. What the fuck kind of name is that?
The Reds got production up and down the lineup. From whom exactly? NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Why do you need to know who is and is not in the fucking lineup and fucking why? Fuck You. That’s who played. Fuck You was in spots 1 to 9 of the fucking order.
The Reds were managed by Bryan Price, who did a fucking great job as he always fucking does. He’s just trying to fucking win his team and the City of Cincinnfucky some fucking ball games in the face of a fucking incompetent and completedly fucked local media. That fucking guy bends over backwards to be straight and honest with the fucking media and they stick it right up his fucking ass.
All hail Bryan fucking Price, who knows what is fucking important in life.
The Reds play again on fucking Tuesday. Exactly fucking when and fucking where is also none of your fucking business.
This is the end of the game story, which should win a fucking Pulitzer.
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Gold.sancarlos wrote:A Bryan Price-Approved Article on the Cincinnati Reds
Why work in sports journalism at all if you can’t please some baseball manager no one ever heard of?Reds Fucking Win 6-1
MILFUCKEE — The fucking Reds beat the fucking Brewers, 6 to fucking 1 on Monday night, behind a fucking great pitching performance by Anthony fucking DeSclafani.
The game was fucking scoreless until the top of the sixth when the Reds fucking exploded for four fucking runs off Milwaukee fuck Wily Peralta. Wily. What the fuck kind of name is that?
The Reds got production up and down the lineup. From whom exactly? NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Why do you need to know who is and is not in the fucking lineup and fucking why? Fuck You. That’s who played. Fuck You was in spots 1 to 9 of the fucking order.
The Reds were managed by Bryan Price, who did a fucking great job as he always fucking does. He’s just trying to fucking win his team and the City of Cincinnfucky some fucking ball games in the face of a fucking incompetent and completedly fucked local media. That fucking guy bends over backwards to be straight and honest with the fucking media and they stick it right up his fucking ass.
All hail Bryan fucking Price, who knows what is fucking important in life.
The Reds play again on fucking Tuesday. Exactly fucking when and fucking where is also none of your fucking business.
This is the end of the game story, which should win a fucking Pulitzer.
The Price non-apology apology was great, although I'd rather see him apologize for continuing to run Hoover, Marquis and Gregg out there.
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That's on Walt.GoodKarma wrote:Gold.sancarlos wrote:A Bryan Price-Approved Article on the Cincinnati Reds
Why work in sports journalism at all if you can’t please some baseball manager no one ever heard of?Reds Fucking Win 6-1
MILFUCKEE — The fucking Reds beat the fucking Brewers, 6 to fucking 1 on Monday night, behind a fucking great pitching performance by Anthony fucking DeSclafani.
The game was fucking scoreless until the top of the sixth when the Reds fucking exploded for four fucking runs off Milwaukee fuck Wily Peralta. Wily. What the fuck kind of name is that?
The Reds got production up and down the lineup. From whom exactly? NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Why do you need to know who is and is not in the fucking lineup and fucking why? Fuck You. That’s who played. Fuck You was in spots 1 to 9 of the fucking order.
The Reds were managed by Bryan Price, who did a fucking great job as he always fucking does. He’s just trying to fucking win his team and the City of Cincinnfucky some fucking ball games in the face of a fucking incompetent and completedly fucked local media. That fucking guy bends over backwards to be straight and honest with the fucking media and they stick it right up his fucking ass.
All hail Bryan fucking Price, who knows what is fucking important in life.
The Reds play again on fucking Tuesday. Exactly fucking when and fucking where is also none of your fucking business.
This is the end of the game story, which should win a fucking Pulitzer.
The Price non-apology apology was great, although I'd rather see him apologize for continuing to run Hoover, Marquis and Gregg out there.
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There is no reason for Kevin Gregg to pitch a meaningul inning.
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Three!Giff wrote:Astros in first place for two straight days. This is nice.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Just counting the days until they call up Correa and put that division on lock.Giff wrote:Three!Giff wrote:Astros in first place for two straight days. This is nice.
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They could also call up Chris Carter from the Marianas Trench League
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The