Top 10 Swampers - 1st Half 2015, Ranked

[Jerloma]

1. Delaware
2. Brian
3. Me
4. Ryan
5. SC
6. Giff
7. Rass
8. DC47
9. Rush
10. Pruitt

[Jerloma]

And yes...the top Swamper of 2014 has really mailed it in that badly so far.

[A_B]

I can't believe you're holding it against me that you haven't needed any Photoshop work done.

[rass]

I can't believe you're holding it against me that you haven't needed any Photoshop work done.

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[mister d]

[A_B]

I can't believe you're holding it against me that you haven't needed any Photoshop work done.

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The search function again! Curses!

[Jerloma]

#1 and #2 almost definitely influenced by their relentless trolling of #9.

[Giff]

I can say these things worked!

[tennbengal]

These lists remains bogus.

[rass]

These lists remains bogus.

And yet they make you so angry that you're reduced to spitting out a grammatically incorrect protest.


Maybe if you hadn't gone so easy on rush during the deflategate stuff?

[sancarlos]

Hey, I made the list! Marco! Polo!

[tennbengal]

These lists remains bogus.

And yet they make you so angry that you're reduced to spitting out a grammatically incorrect protest.


Maybe if you hadn't gone so easy on rush during the deflategate stuff?

Angry grammars are the bestest.

[DC47]

So quantity of posts counts for that much more than quality? This is like wins mattering more than ERA. Or adjusted FIPWHIPBABIP ERA+.

[Jerloma]

So quantity of posts counts for that much more than quality? This is like wins mattering more than ERA. Or adjusted FIPWHIPBABIP ERA+.

Actually, I'm enamored by your self-deprecating charm but if you're complaining there's a spot for Bengal up there.

[howard]

1. Delaware
2. Brian
3. Me
4. Ryan
5. SC
6. Giff
7. Rass
8. DC47
9. Rush
10. Pruitt

THAT'S RACIST!

[DC47]

You're near the top of a separate, but equal, list.

[howard]

I"d say me and Johnnie are the equal to that sorry lot of ten.

[DC47]

Face it, according to some of the most brilliant leaders of our nation, who are revered by all, you guys are no more than three-fifths of anyone on that list.

[Johnny Hotcakes]

I was incensed with the 2014 list, but I can't quibble with this. There are of course a few snubs, but nothing as egregious as Brian in the previous attempt. That was an outrage.

[The Sybian]

1. Delaware
2. Brian
3. Me
4. Ryan
5. SC
6. Giff
7. Rass
8. DC47
9. Rush
10. Pruitt

THAT'S RACIST!

A list of best Swampers without a Jew in the top 9, and not a single lawyer? That's unpossible!

[Rush2112]

A list of best Swampers without a Jew in the top 9, and not a single lawyer? That's unpossible!

My first name is Israel. I'm an honorary Jew.

[Pruitt]

1. Delaware
2. Brian
3. Me
4. Ryan
5. SC
6. Giff
7. Rass
8. DC47
9. Rush
10. Pruitt

THAT'S RACIST!

A list of best Swampers without a Jew in the top 9, and not a single lawyer? That's unpossible!

Am I to understand that I am the top Canadian, and the top Jew?

This is an awesome responsibility.

[testuser2]

Hmm.... Do I at least beat out PSUNate in the Penn State fan's category?