The Swamp

"drop the kids off at the hotel lobby"

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:56 am I am stunned. I absolutely can see Mr D being ashamed of poop, but Giff? What's the world coming to?

Remember that "oil change" I took my truck to get when I was there?

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:56 am I am stunned. I absolutely can see Mr D being ashamed of poop, but Giff? What's the world coming to?

Yeah. Just turn on the fan, guys. Open a window, if available.

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:47 am

Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:45 am

Giff wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:57 am Got my SW eggrolls and ribs and rolled out... A hero.

Did your bathroom think that a few hours later?

I was staying at a hotel, which is great because ppl forget there's a guilt-free turlet in the lobby area.

/tmi

So we traveled on a whim with some friends and shared a room. Both of them went downstairs to the lobby bathroom. The lady for everything and the guy for shits. I never thought about it before them. So that's a thing other people do?

I do this all the time at hotels. Not out of shame, but out of a sense of decency and respect towards my wife.

oh hell yeah ... it's almost like doesn't need to be said. the hotel lobby bathroom is mandatory in our family.

sancarlos wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:11 am

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:56 am I am stunned. I absolutely can see Mr D being ashamed of poop, but Giff? What's the world coming to?

Yeah. Just turn on the fan, guys. Open a window, if available.

But that's the issue; hotel bathroom fans don't work and they don't have windows. Its a courtesy to the room, not some horrid self-disgust. Like, I don't leave my own house to shit.

Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:57 am Great for kids on car trips too. Might put a lobby in our house actually.

Also yes, and walking around cities. If there's not a Whole Foods, I'm finding a 3/4 star chain hotel.

Sure, while out and about. But if I have a room I've paid for I'm gonna shit there.

And I thought the oil change was weird, Giff, but you had just driven a long ways. But I've always had a suspect tummy, so it's any port in a storm for me.

I've shit in Rass's, Sabo's and Mulligan's abodes. Just for reference. ANd I'll shit in any of youse guys'.

I would shit at all your houses twice unless you lived in a small apartment with a bathroom that's essentially in the living area.

mister d wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:15 pm I would shit at all your houses twice unless you lived in a small apartment with a bathroom that's essentially in the living area.

Giff even had a private toilet!

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:18 pm

mister d wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:15 pm I would shit at all your houses twice unless you lived in a small apartment with a bathroom that's essentially in the living area.

Giff even had a private toilet!

I'm joking I absolutely destroyed that private toilet!

The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:13 am

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:47 am

Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:45 am

Giff wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:57 am Got my SW eggrolls and ribs and rolled out... A hero.

Did your bathroom think that a few hours later?

I was staying at a hotel, which is great because ppl forget there's a guilt-free turlet in the lobby area.

/tmi

So we traveled on a whim with some friends and shared a room. Both of them went downstairs to the lobby bathroom. The lady for everything and the guy for shits. I never thought about it before them. So that's a thing other people do?

I do this all the time at hotels. Not out of shame, but out of a sense of decency and respect towards my wife.

Same here. Don't want to kill the woman.

My favorite hotel lobby bathrooms in Portland have pretty much all been key-coded, but it's easy to get the code if you act like a fancy-pants guest in the throes of an emergency. Boulder hotels still roam free. (yes I realize that the thread is about actually staying at the hotel)

A "courtesy flush" should eliminate most of the issue, as the only way your shit smells is by being above the water in the toilet.

This thread always makes me think of Solsbury Hill. Always glad to see it bumped.

I just discovered the normal Mens/non-binary and Women's non-binary bathrooms in my office. Until yesterday, I thought we only had "All gender" bathrooms with individual rooms. Men's room is my favorite bathroom ever. Last stall has a fully opening window with amazing views of the Empire State Building, the Madison Square Park clock tower and others. Enjoyed a nice breeze while taking in the view.

The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 3:44 pm I just discovered the normal Mens/non-binary and Women's non-binary bathrooms in my office. Until yesterday, I thought we only had "All gender" bathrooms with individual rooms.

Surprised no woman ever abruptly corrected your misconception when you entered the Ladies’ Room.

The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 3:44 pm I just discovered the normal Mens/non-binary and Women's non-binary bathrooms in my office. Until yesterday, I thought we only had "All gender" bathrooms with individual rooms. Men's room is my favorite bathroom ever. Last stall has a fully opening window with amazing views of the Empire State Building, the Madison Square Park clock tower and others. Enjoyed a nice breeze while taking in the view.

"Taking in the view" is a very classy euphemism.

A law office with windows that open?

A_B wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 7:51 pm A law office with windows that open?

I don’t think a jumper could fit, but it’s close.

This firm I'm doing some work for now provides a laptop and requires attorneys to be facially monitored with the cam. I was in the middle of a long, LONG Teams meeting yesterday and needed to #2. So for the first time in my professional career I took a meeting in the commode, muted (hopefully).

It's probably a good thing I still haven't attached my bidet on that toilet yet. The rushing water if it came through the monitoring would've certainly turned heads.

You all have some sort of aversion to poop. I'll shit pretty much anywhere including a consultation. I do of course mute when I flush. I'm not a grunting type of ass flexer and although I don't hydrate as much as I should the beer keeps the feces slimy and it enters the bowl with Greg louganis levels of splash. Certainly not audible. Biggest issue is the speaker echo. Tiles and all. Can't wipe nor hold a phone to my ear comfortably with my left so I gotta drill that I guess

Yeah, fwiw, I’m with Citgo.

You two have some sort of affinity for poop. We got it.

rass wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 4:06 pm You two have some sort of affinity for poop. We got it.

I turn on the fan, and if necessary, courtesy flush. And, warn the wife to go elsewhere.

HaulCitgo wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 4:22 pm https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... GD2l2PKYA

Ok great fucking pull, and not just for young Regina King. But wasn’t everyone’s point just that they didn’t want to be that guy?

I get that dudes leaving the toilet seat up after they piss is a cliche because there is truth to it, but I guess my mom trained me well because I've never really done it. But we have a known toilet drinker dog in the house and I can't get the WOMEN in this place to put the lid down consistently.

One of the most backwards rules. The seat should be left up to prove no one has pissed on it; it only gets lowered for people to sit.

mister d wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:46 am One of the most backwards rules. The seat should be left up to prove no one has pissed on it; it only gets lowered for people to sit.

Women can’t be bothered to make sure the seat is down before sitting.

rass wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:26 am I get that dudes leaving the toilet seat up after they piss is a cliche because there is truth to it, but I guess my mom trained me well because I've never really done it.

I was raised the same way...I always put both the lid and seat down because my mom didn't want the cats to drink out of the toilet.

I was at my niece's house last year and the under-side of the seat was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen...it only then occurred to me that some women never see the under-side of a toilet seat so she might not even know.

GoodKarma wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:11 am

I was at my niece's house last year and the under-side of the seat was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen...it only then occurred to me that some women never see the under-side of a toilet seat so she might not even know.

You are in my brain. But Also, the seat up leads to leakage on the bowl rim, or maybe I should have my prostate checked. For the record, I am a seat and lid down kind of guy, being raised with mostly women.

Is this wrong?



(it’s quite the saga)

If pooping in people’s yards during training runs is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

L-Jam3 wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 9:15 am If pooping in people’s yards during training runs is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

you making ass-umptions without reading the article?

The one consistent goal I've had in life that I have yet to fail at is pooping outside.

After watching that video, I think she's lying when she says it was a clean one.

Have you ever been to a shared bathroom in a confined space and walk in, and you're like, how can anyone just urinate all over the seat and leave it? This happens frequently to me on planes, and sometimes in nice restaurants, hotels, or lounges.

I think very poorly of people who do this. And so I always wipe it down myself, even if I don't have to sit. Because I'm not gonna walk out and the next person thinks it was me.

I don't wipe someone else's down, especially if I'm eating, but I will be sure to say "someone fucked it up in there" if that happens and someone is waiting outside so they don't think its me. Unless I'm wearing my "PRECISION PISSER" shirt, then there's no need to explain.