Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm Our lord and savior Sam Elliott.
What was the point of this phone call?

To introduce our lord and savior Sam Elliott.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm

She's basically a Muppet compared to the others in this movie.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm Our lord and savior Sam Elliott.
What was the point of this phone call?
To introduce our lord and savior Sam Elliott.

HBHN

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 pm

She fucking sucks.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 pm

PBUH.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 pm She fucking sucks.

It's like you're trying to get into it with me.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 pm

Even as a weapon a blade on a boot seems very impractical.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:55 pm

These vehicles are amazing.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:55 pm

Half of Wesley's guys look like they went to Ivy league schools to be hired muscle in Bumfuck MO.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:55 pm

This fight scene exists only to allow us to see Kelly Lynch see Dalton in action.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:55 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm So true story here. Until Roadhouse I swear to Christ I thought Sam Elliott was dead. I don't know where or how I got that idea, but I was legit shocked to see him in the movie, like seeing someone come back from the dead (this is fairly pre-Internet). To this day when I see him in a new project I'm still a little surprised, so consistent and strong was my faith he was dead.

So you haven't see the Lil Nas X commercial? Please don't look it up.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:56 pm

And get more fighting philosophy from Dalton, PhD

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:56 pm

Kelly Lynch invented Pizza Hut tablecloth cosplay.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:56 pm

That's-a nice-a Italian tablecloth dress-a.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:57 pm

Damn it! You just beat me to that one.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:57 pm

I can't even imagine smoking in a restaurant now.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:57 pm

A doctor: "Never been put down."

Totally normal.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:57 pm

Dalton, friend to the working man.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:57 pm

A doctor: "Never been put down."

Totally normal.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:58 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:55 pm Half of Wesley's guys look like they went to Ivy league schools to be hired muscle in Bumfuck MO.

I just said essentially the same thing to my wife. Jinx you owe me a coke

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:58 pm

She basically holds him in contempt, but leans in anyway.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:58 pm

Her character in the movie is two months away from dying of COVID-19 in this backwards hicksville.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:59 pm

Is this where we're pausing?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:59 pm

Dalton being summoned to see King Wesley?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:59 pm

REMINDER: We are pausing for intermission after this scene at Brad Wesley's house. We'll resume at 10:15pm Eastern.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:00 pm

..after the scene. Got it.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:00 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:37 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:29 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm What should I be drinking?
Black cherry White Claw with Titos?
Fresh out

Macallan 12 Sherry Oak Cask is a bit top shelf for the Double Deuce, but it'll have to do.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:00 pm

I don't feel like we need to know Brad Wesley's beats his lady friend to think he's a bad guy.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:00 pm

Though in his taste in music, I do agree with Brad Wesley.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm

"I got 7-11... JC Penney is coming here because of me."

Greatest dick measuring speech in history.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm

Serious question. Is the reference to him coming from Chicago supposed to be a reference that he's mobbed up?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm

I also keep the portraits of relatives who were assholes in my dining room.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm

Yea but he lost his ass on the Fotomat.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm

(I get he's a mobster in the classic sense if not the literal sense, but if it is in the literal sense then the smart move for Dalton is to TGFO.)

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm

And pause.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:03 pm

"Literally, no amount of money?"

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:03 pm

Neat, Wesley is the original GOP asshole.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:03 pm

Swayze's suit was made for someone who weighed 100 pound more than him.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:04 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:03 pm Swayze's suit was made for someone who weighed 100 pound more than him.

Thought he was bigger

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:04 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:00 pm I don't feel like we need to know Brad Wesley's beats his lady friend to think he's a bad guy.

Basically, I went with after that scene to tie in the domestic violence part.