Real or The Onion?

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:43 am

I purposely didn’t say I hated him! The dance movies or whatever I knew him from prior weren’t my shit. He just fell into the same category as Chris Hemsworth (more recently) where I didn’t appreciate him until he proved he was also devastatingly funny and willing to make fun of himself in the service of the laughs.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:18 am

Do you want him to Channing all over your Tatum?

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:40 am

He consummated our love here

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:24 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu May 04, 2023 7:43 pm

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Fri May 12, 2023 10:02 am

Texas School Picture Day Photographer Expands Offerings To Include Memorial Posters

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri May 12, 2023 2:01 pm

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon May 15, 2023 6:21 pm

Sports Illustrated’s newest swimsuit cover model - Martha Stewart!

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon May 15, 2023 8:55 pm

Can we get Ana Gasteyer too because that was the last time I found Martha related content sexy

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed May 17, 2023 10:15 am

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed May 17, 2023 11:31 am

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed May 17, 2023 11:33 am

Not that I wish a "near catastrophic" car chase on anyone, but that South Park episode is hilarious.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Jun 06, 2023 9:29 pm

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 6:46 pm

Women Talking’s Sarah Polley talking to Disney about “live-action” Bambi

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jun 14, 2023 5:49 am

Giff wrote: Tue Jun 13, 2023 6:46 pm Women Talking’s Sarah Polley talking to Disney about “live-action” Bambi

I guessed wrong. Why the fuck?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 2:48 pm

Joel Embiid to sign with Skechers

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:02 pm

Ryan wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 2:48 pm Joel Embiid to sign with Skechers

Stephon Marbury must have gotten outbid on his hope to reintroduce the Starbury

or

I thought walking was a violation in the NBA

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:03 pm

Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:05 pm

Giff wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:03 pm Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?

https://ballershoesdb.com/players/julius-randle/

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:06 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:05 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:03 pm Didn't Julius Randle do the same or was Shea Serrano making fun of Embiid last week?
https://ballershoesdb.com/players/julius-randle/

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:36 pm

It’d be nice to root for an NBA team that doesn’t endeavor to aggravate me so much. I heard basketball is a fun sport to follow when your team isn’t a total embarrassment.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:49 am

Felt this thread is slightly better than the president one.

(Even the photo looks like something The Onion would use.)

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 9:03 pm

Big 12 in talks with Allstate to receive almost a billion dollars for 15-20 percent equity in the conference in exchange for renaming it the Allstate 12 Conference.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 7:57 pm

Best comment I saw: DUI-Friday's

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:28 pm

Nice touch using the mug shot photos.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:58 pm

Tempe officer lauded for DUI work arrested for DUI

Post by **brian** » Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:34 pm

Johnnie wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:58 pm Tempe officer lauded for DUI work arrested for DUI

Hey the guy was doing 10 mph in a 35 zone. Can’t get much safer than that!

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:09 am

Onion going back to printed publication

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/busi ... 34yZa9UwxR

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Sep 13, 2024 5:24 pm

Scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their anuses receive Ig Nobel prize

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:01 am

Amazing:

Post by **brian** » Fri Oct 25, 2024 4:30 pm

Jimmy John’s debuts sandwich with a dill pickle instead of a bun.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:00 pm

Real! A place down at the Jersey Shore has been doing it for years (that’s from 2030). I love pickles on subs, but they aren’t bread.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Oct 25, 2024 11:20 pm

rass wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:00 pm Real! A place down at the Jersey Shore has been doing it for years (that’s from 2030). I love pickles on subs, but they aren’t bread.

That’d be amazing. But messy.

Post by **brian** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 11:58 pm

Russia fines Google $20 decillion dollars.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:15 am

Area Satire Company Purchases Assets of Human Garbage

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/14/business ... index.html

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:41 am

Ryan wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:15 am Area Satire Company Purchases Assets of Human Garbage

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/14/business ... index.html

Tiny bits of joy.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:48 am

The Onion owns Infowars

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:53 am

I feel like i saw that story somewhere earlier.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:59 am

So the families must have credit-bid part of their judgment. That allows a buyer to win the auction even if it’s offering less cash.

With such a huge judgment, that’s a fantastic move.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:14 am

This is the first positive news I've seen in a few weeks. Kudos to The Onion for a truly funny move.