Real or The Onion?

[The Sybian]

This is the first positive news I've seen in a few weeks. Kudos to The Onion for a truly funny move.

Not just funny. I’m imaging some similar conspiracy nut buying his files and continuing his legacy of loony shit that causes real world problems. Like a nutter shooting up a pizza place because they believe Dems are running a child trafficking ring out of the basement.

[Ryan]

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsk ... wdnw4fqk2s

[DaveInSeattle]

Am I Ugly?
- By A Cybertruck

So this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably nothing but I’ve gotta ask. And be honest, because I need someone I can count on to tell the truth. Okay, so…do you think I look ugly?

Ugh, this is so embarrassing! I’ve just been getting this vibe recently that everyone is making fun of me behind my back. Like they’re always whispering to each other about how ugly I am. Maybe I’m being totally paranoid, but sometimes I’ll pull up at a stop sign and notice people staring at me and laughing, and I could swear they’re saying mean things about me under their breath. Is that insane?

I’m probably overthinking it, but last week I drove by a school and these kids were making the puke gesture and pointing at me. I just pretended not to notice, but honestly, it shook me to my clunky, stainless-steel core. I always assumed kids thought I was cool because I’m metallic and futuristic and everything, but apparently not, because why would they make that gesture unless I actually made them want to puke?

Am I really that hideous? You’d tell me if I was, right?