Up the Pool (or maybe just not Get Relegated)
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I just saw that. The "congrats to the Trialist family!" jokes are never ending. They're an official international laughingstock!
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Trialist has two goals already. Up the Pool!
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The Trialist family had a lot of kids.
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No joke, those first two were apparently by the same guy.govmentchedda wrote:Trialist has two goals already. Up the Pool!
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Yep. French sounding name.rass wrote:No joke, those first two were apparently by the same guy.govmentchedda wrote:Trialist has two goals already. Up the Pool!
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And I thought the Boateng athletic family was big
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Blackpool is so fucked right now.@FL72Transfers wrote:Reports today are claiming that over 20 players have turned down contract offers from Blackpool. Very worrying times for the club.
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And they didn't offer a deal to Freddy Adu?Sabo wrote:Blackpool is so fucked right now.@FL72Transfers wrote:Reports today are claiming that over 20 players have turned down contract offers from Blackpool. Very worrying times for the club.
Maybe it is time to break the Puma Kings out of the closet and offer up my services.
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I got some big gloves and a long-sleeved shirt.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Show up with your first name on the back of the shirt, and you'll get signed. Expect an enormous paycut.howard wrote:I got some big gloves and a long-sleeved shirt.
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This pretty much says it all.
Bonus Sam Allardyce sighting!
Bonus Sam Allardyce sighting!
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Well we have a starting 11
Polish midfielder Tomasz Cywka
Chelsea youth product and England Youth international Jacob Mellis
Peter Clarke returns to the Pool (played 2004-2006)
all 1 year with a 1 year option.
Polish midfielder Tomasz Cywka
Chelsea youth product and England Youth international Jacob Mellis
Peter Clarke returns to the Pool (played 2004-2006)
all 1 year with a 1 year option.
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They're also being linked to one of the midfielders from Costa Rica's World Cup team.
ETA: They still don't have a goalkeeper.
ETA: They still don't have a goalkeeper.
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twoeightnine needs to come back and tweak his shirt design.
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Re: Up the Pool (or maybe just not Get Relegated)
Oyston fights back.
http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport ... -1-6754905" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I thought we solved that a few posts back?Sabo wrote:They're also being linked to one of the midfielders from Costa Rica's World Cup team.
ETA: They still don't have a goalkeeper.
Muh
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That signing isn't official yet!Giff wrote:I thought we solved that a few posts back?Sabo wrote:They're also being linked to one of the midfielders from Costa Rica's World Cup team.
ETA: They still don't have a goalkeeper.
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Sabo wrote:That signing isn't official yet!Giff wrote:I thought we solved that a few posts back?Sabo wrote:They're also being linked to one of the midfielders from Costa Rica's World Cup team.
ETA: They still don't have a goalkeeper.
Make it so, number 1.
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Re: Up the Pool (or maybe just not Get Relegated)
I haven't read it yet, and there are two sides to every story. But prominent in Oyston's side of the story is HE HAS ONLY EIGHT PLAYERS SIGNED two weeks before the season. I am interested in his explaining that away.wlu_lax6 wrote:Oyston fights back.
http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport ... -1-6754905" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Re: Up the Pool (or maybe just not Get Relegated)
Blackpool have signed striker Nathan Delfouneso to a one-year deal with option for another year. He was a tidy player for Blackpool last year.
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Who is going to man the pipes on Saturday?
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Well at least the Pool can't go any lower in the table. What is the fewest number of points ever earned in the league? Is there a great college player in the draft we can at least be happy about getting?
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Well the Pool is better than a League 2 team...Morecambe F.C. ("The Shrimps").
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So 0 points after 5 games. 4 teams have that. What I find interesting are that 3 of the teams were Premier League squads just a few years ago (Fulham, Bolton, Pool).
What is the lowest point total by a team in the Championship ever? I feel like the Pool is making a run at the record this year.
What is the lowest point total by a team in the Championship ever? I feel like the Pool is making a run at the record this year.
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There are rumblings the assistant manager has quit the team, and I wouldn't be surprised if Jose Riga resigns in the next few days.wlu_lax6 wrote:So 0 points after 5 games. 4 teams have that. What I find interesting are that 3 of the teams were Premier League squads just a few years ago (Fulham, Bolton, Pool).
What is the lowest point total by a team in the Championship ever? I feel like the Pool is making a run at the record this year.
Karl Oyston is a shit can. He makes the Glazers look like saints.
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There we go...1st point of the season
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Another point for the Pool. This time against a Boro side that has been in decent form so far this year.
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Holy shit, Blackpool finally won. They beat Cardiff 1-0 at Bloomfield Road.
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Blackpool fired Jose Riga yesterday. Supposedly the team is in advanced talks for Lee Clark to take over.
Clark used to manage Huddersfield, and one Huddersfield fan said Clark "plays for draws, has fits of great anger and gets into rows with the local press". Sounds like a great choice for a manager.
Clark used to manage Huddersfield, and one Huddersfield fan said Clark "plays for draws, has fits of great anger and gets into rows with the local press". Sounds like a great choice for a manager.
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3 points this weekend. Now only 8 points from avoiding relegation and 5 from getting out of the cellar.
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Unbeaten in 4 games (okay 3 are draws) but 4 points from moving out of the cellar and 8 points (and need +7 GD) to move out of relegation.
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Leeds, Blackburn, Nottingham Forrest all getting transfer embargos for violating Financial Fair Play (not the UEFA version but the league version). Not sure this will help the Pool but won't hurt
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So, the Blackpool chairman called a supporter a "retard" during a series of texts earlier this week, and now one of their players (Nile Ranger) has been missing from the club for two weeks.
How this organization managed to be in the EPL a few years ago confounds me.
How this organization managed to be in the EPL a few years ago confounds me.
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Some one needs to explain to the Pool that Snapchat is not so private and what it means to be professoinal

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Watch Blackpool start acting like Dan Snyder
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30709703" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30709703" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Now Oyster involved in squad selection. This is probably a bit more complicated but still just more acts in this season's 3 ring circus
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The FA is finally getting involved to brush this under the rug.Sabo wrote:So, the Blackpool chairman called a supporter a "retard" during a series of texts earlier this week, and now one of their players (Nile Ranger) has been missing from the club for two weeks.
How this organization managed to be in the EPL a few years ago confounds me.
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Fucking hell. The tangerine was hard enough to wear at the kick around. Get it together Oyston!
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