The Swamp

brian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:30 pm Handjob is great if you're in a theater or somewhere where a modicum of discretion is necessary. If you're a billionaire paying some immigrant slave for sex I'd at least go for a hummer.

If your saying getting some stimulation in a discreet place, then yes, I'll agree with you. But to completion? It's frankly more trouble than it's worth for her to do it for you.

I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:37 pm

brian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:30 pm Handjob is great if you're in a theater or somewhere where a modicum of discretion is necessary. If you're a billionaire paying some immigrant slave for sex I'd at least go for a hummer.

If your saying getting some stimulation in a discreet place, then yes, I'll agree with you. But to completion? It's frankly more trouble than it's worth for her to do it for you.

Agree on both (and for the record haven't been in that situation for a couple of decades or so, so maybe nostalgia is a bit of a burden here).

degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:45 pm I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

Oy vey.

Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.

Blowjobs are always a treat.

This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:03 pm This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

So a happy ending?

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:08 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:03 pm This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

So a happy ending?

Apparently!

I am back in Pittsburgh for work again and with most of a day to kill am trying out the casino downtown. It’s...pretty damn nice actually. Way better than the Maryland casinos.

It’s right by Heinz Field, so that’s a football reference I can make for this thread.

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:11 pm (PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Nice to get good reviews from the fellas I guess...

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:11 pm (PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Hmmm.

Giff wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:25 pm I haven't enjoyed/wanted one from someone since my 9th grade girlfriend.

My 9th grade self is SOOO jealous of you. I would have murdered for that, back then.

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:22 pm

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:11 pm (PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Hmmm.

No, hand job.

Everyone re-read the thread title after the last page of so of posts.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:54 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:45 pm I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

Oy vey.

Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.

Blowjobs are always a treat.

yeah but you can't kiss yourself.

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:35 pm Everyone re-read the thread title after the last page of so of posts.

It was originally titled riverboat Ron busts out. Both work.

Can we get back to Rass' "more than one" above?

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:32 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:25 pm I haven't enjoyed/wanted one from someone since my 9th grade girlfriend.

My 9th grade self is SOOO jealous of you. I would have murdered for that, back then.

This was The Onion article that hit closest to home to me. I had popped all the cherries except for d in the p or a by end of 8th grade and it all went downhill from there.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/562998043377946625

Whaaaaaa? How many days did I miss? Just when Tiger at the Masters thought it had the Throwback Performance ESPY sewn up

Let the mans clear his mind without judgment

tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:16 pm

rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:11 pm (PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Nice to get good reviews from the fellas I guess...

And to think, the countless hours I wasted talking to Rass at cross-country and track meets without a single delightful turn.

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:10 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:05 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:10 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

That seemed to be the wake up call that made the front office change the defense. They got rid of speedy athletic linebackers who could go side to side, but couldn't fight off blocks in favor of stereotypical middle LB's who are traditional run stoppers. They also traded for Marcus Peters, which has proven to be a very good decision.

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:15 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:05 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:10 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

Or they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:59 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:15 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:05 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:10 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:16 am

bfj wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

Or they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...

Ron Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:36 pmRon Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

I'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.

But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

brian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:54 pm Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Oh God help us.

brian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:54 pm Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

Sabo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:40 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:36 pmRon Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

I'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.

But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.

I just think a professional (not even a hard-ass "disciplinarian") would do well. Rivera seems to walk the two sides of player's coach and "traditional" coach pretty well without being abrasive. Being a defensive guy, but showing aggressive offensive traits in recent years, feels like a really good fit with their offensive talent.

They're around $54 million under the cap next year, depending where it lands, to go with all their picks in the top four rounds, plus HOU's 3rd-rounder from the Duke Johnson trade. They could shore up their offensive line and add a couple parts to their defense with that combination of cap space and draft assets.

I think McCarthy would not work out well with their skill position players.

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:45 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:54 pm Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

Mediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.

It was a le batard show joke.

( and I would HaTe for McCarthy to take this team over)

brian wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:43 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:45 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:54 pm Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

Mediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.

An oldish looking Aaron Rodgers and an underwhelming Packers team is at 11-3 under a rookie head coach. That should be the death knell for McCarthy's head coaching hopes.

But you never know who a bad team will hire as HC. Look at Freddie Kitchens and Pat Shurmur.