Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner - Who Would You Rather Nail?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:24 pm

Rita

Ava

Post by **brian** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:30 pm

No wrong answer.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:31 pm

I think you're a bloody, stupid old fart!

Although it would creep me out because it's my daughter's first name, Ava Gardner all the way.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:37 pm

That would be Rita.

Nice of you to include a choice for Howard.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:37 pm

They look the same. Usually I go with the blonde but I'll go brunette here.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:39 pm

Put a bag over them and do your business

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:40 pm

Milli Vanilli - What is this faggot crap?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:43 pm

Ava Gardner's eyes remind me of my mother's in one of those pictures.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:05 pm

Which one is kinkier in bed? That one.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:14 pm

Are they black and white in bed too?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:23 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:I think you're a bloody, stupid old fart!

Although it would creep me out because it's my daughter's first name, Ava Gardner all the way.

Slolz wrote:They look the same. Usually I go with the blonde but I'll go brunette here.

One of you dougs voted wrong. This is scientific shit. Don't be fucking up the data. Accuracy is everything.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:01 pm

I didn't vote. I'll vote. Just for you. Well, I'll vote for Ava Gardner, for you.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:31 pm

I don't know about the rest of youse, but I've never nailed a dead woman. May need to vote for the one who had the better mortician.

That said, I'll vote Rita.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:49 pm

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:36 pm

i'm totally fine being one of the minority on this one.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:40 pm

That gif is mesmerizing.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:01 pm

A_B wrote:That gif is mesmerizing.

Right? I think I'm in triple digits.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:15 am

"Oh man that lady who died a senior citizen when I was in 5th grade is sooooooo hot!"

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:34 am

That gif is from a scene in the movie Shawshank Redemption.

Along with the actual movie it's from. Whatever that is.

That French Guy · Post by **That French Guy** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:16 am

Johnnie wrote:That gif is from a scene in the movie Shawshank Redemption.

Along with the actual movie it's from. Whatever that is.

it s from Gilda.

I love women with auburn hair, so Rita for me !

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:25 pm

I voted Rita...there's no way I'm going where both Mickey Rooney and Frank Sinatra have been....

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:37 am

DaveInSeattle wrote:I voted Rita...there's no way I'm going where both Mickey Rooney and Frank Sinatra have been....

I'd be proud to follow Sinatra, are you kidding? Rooney, not so much.

This poll is completely flawed. Grace Kelly out beautifuls both of them combined.

And she come is color!

Added bonus, she had the decency to die young.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:00 am

No, those two old women who happened to be the subject of the same question posed by Frank Sintara (as played by Phil Hartman in the classic SNL sketch) are the only two pretty people born before 1930 and that's final.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:54 am

Yeah, Grace Kelly was incredible. Perfect face.

That French Guy · Post by **That French Guy** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:15 pm

+1 on the Grace Kelly love

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:08 pm

Grace yes. But what about Audrey

or Lauren?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:21 pm

I'm with Rush. Bacall in To Have and Have Not is otherworldly.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:56 am

All are lovely.

Despite being insane, Elizabeth Taylor was quite easy on the eyes.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:11 am

Pruitt wrote:All are lovely.

Despite being insane, Elizabeth Taylor was quite easy on the eyes.

Yeah, especially in color. Her eyes were her best feature. As a youngster, I knew Elizabeth Taylor as the fat old hag hanging out with Michael Jackson.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:38 am

The Sybian wrote:As a youngster, I knew Elizabeth Taylor as the fat old hag hanging out with Michael Jackson.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:40 am

About time Liz Taylor got some screen time. Seems like an unlikeable person, but in the 1950s, the most beautiful of all. And, I loved the Belushi send-up! Also, the first time I heard this joke was in National Lampoon at about the same time as the SNL skit:
"Hey, Larry - you married Elizabeth Taylor. She's so huge, now. How do you manage to have sex with her?."
"Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot."

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:48 am

If we are going on dead females Audrey Hepburn is by far my number one. But I voted Rita here

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:55 am

Oh man all these women born before WW2 are making me sooooooo hot ...

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:01 am

Hedy Lamarr's story is a crazy one.

Featured on the website "Famous Women Inventors" -

Although better known for her Silver Screen exploits, Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr (born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler) also became a pioneer in the field of wireless communications following her emigration to the United States. The international beauty icon, along with co-inventor George Anthiel, developed a "Secret Communications System" to help combat the Nazis in World War II. By manipulating radio frequencies at irregular intervals between transmission and reception, the invention formed an unbreakable code to prevent classified messages from being intercepted by enemy personnel.

Lamarr and Anthiel received a patent in 1941, but the enormous significance of their invention was not realized until decades later. It was first implemented on naval ships during the Cuban Missile Crisis and subsequently emerged in numerous military applications. But most importantly, the "spread spectrum" technology that Lamarr helped to invent would galvanize the digital communications boom, forming the technical backbone that makes cellular phones, fax machines and other wireless operations possible.

And she was gorgeous.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:58 am

Vivien Leigh was always one of my faves

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:07 am

THAT'S HEADLEY!

Whaddya worried about? This is the 1870s; you'll be able to sue her!

(and Jon Miller will make that joke at least once a game until chase retires/goes to the othe league)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:28 am

I always love a good Blazing Saddles reference. Harrumph, harrumph!

But, yeah, Hedy Lamarr. She swam nude in a movie, before the Code went in in 1934.

I love old movies, so I'm loving this thread. When we were dating, my wife and I bonded over our mutual love for old movies - especially the Thin Man series. (watching a video on the couch makes for a cheap date, too.)

And we haven't even mentioned some of the other old-time beauties, such as Ingrid Bergmann, Jennifer Jones, Gene Tierney, Janet Leigh, Virginia Mayo, and of course, Marilyn Monroe.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:43 am

Always loved this pic of Liz.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:32 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:41 pm

Bensell wrote:If we are going on dead females Audrey Hepburn is by far my number one.

I sincerely hope that Bensell is getting some action from Audrey Hepburn in the afterlife!