Until a week ago she was a bank teller (or a real estate agent, I forget between this and last years) with fake cans.Johnny Carwash wrote:It's really incongruous how she is classically beautiful, but then has those horrible Playmate/Baywatch fake cans.
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In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.
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I never log-in from home. I need to start logging-in from home more often.
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I've heard the same about Lithuania.Johnnie wrote:In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.
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5'3" and enough to get Walter "Clyde" Orange to break into song. Mighty Mighty.
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5'3" is too short man.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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Yeah, I see what you mean...degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.
Come on man!
My wife is 5' 2", and physically, the only drawback of being with a short woman is that they tend to give you short kids.
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My wife is under 5'. No problem.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I just spent far too much time googling "Hot women under 5' 3"rass wrote:My wife is under 5'. No problem.
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At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.
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degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.
I'm 6'3" and I disagree. (I like the tall womanz as well though dog)
and if you think anything is wrong with this I understand why you are having finding a woman problems.
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Rush: патриоты виновные
Patriots guilty?
Patriots guilty?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It's for based on a saying of a Russian friend. Everything is Russia's fault.Steve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные
Patriots guilty?
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Try this: патриоты виновныSteve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные
Patriots guilty?
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Im short.mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
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Back in university and for a few years after, I had a girlfriend who was (and still is) 6' 1"degenerasian wrote:Im short.mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
Probably explains why I still watch women's volleyball on the big Ten Network.
But one thing I learned fairly early in life is that if an at least vaguely attractive woman wanted to take her clothes off for me, I didn't care how tall she was, what her ethnic background was or what her career path was.
As long as she had all her teeth and bathed regularly.
5' 3"...
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Other situations where the shorties can be a handy tabletop. One in particular comes to mind.sancarlos wrote:At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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33 today (and 5'3" everyday)
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Hmmm, short Asian guy who only dates tall girls... I think we found your problem.degenerasian wrote:Im short.mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.
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Rass' girl. Five foot two
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Hellz no, it's Karen Vi.The Sybian wrote: Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.
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Remy Lacroix. Good hula hooper. Degree in molecular biology. 5'2"
Also, does anal. Because porn.
Also, does anal. Because porn.
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She's 19 these days, btw.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Sooooo this is on YouTube:
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Maybe it's a "no pubic hair" rule?
In any case, I'm going back to bed to wake the missus. A very inspirational video.
In any case, I'm going back to bed to wake the missus. A very inspirational video.
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Should we have a "Hall of Fame?" Maybe 6 inductees a year?
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Okay, so what are the other four?
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Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.
Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?
Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?
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Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I'd map her yoni.
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never saw this the first time.DC47 wrote:Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.
Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?
prefer someone who is slightly over 5 feet. A really short girl has no legs to show off in heels anyways.
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Jerloma wrote:I'd map her yoni.
Nice!
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Yanet Garcia (she's 5'6" Degen)
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I feel like it's smiling at me.Johnnie wrote:Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)
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More Yanet Garcia.
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Who was it that made the Helen Mirren pick in the hottie draft?
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PDX, I believe.
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A swell looking dame.
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