The Swamp

Johnny Carwash wrote:It's really incongruous how she is classically beautiful, but then has those horrible Playmate/Baywatch fake cans.

Until a week ago she was a bank teller (or a real estate agent, I forget between this and last years) with fake cans.

In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.

I never log-in from home. I need to start logging-in from home more often.

Johnnie wrote:In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.

I've heard the same about Lithuania.

5'3" and enough to get Walter "Clyde" Orange to break into song. Mighty Mighty.

5'3" is too short man.

degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.

Yeah, I see what you mean...



Come on man!

My wife is 5' 2", and physically, the only drawback of being with a short woman is that they tend to give you short kids.

My wife is under 5'. No problem.

rass wrote:My wife is under 5'. No problem.

I just spent far too much time googling "Hot women under 5' 3"

At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.

degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.

I'm 6'3" and I disagree. (I like the tall womanz as well though dog)

and if you think anything is wrong with this I understand why you are having finding a woman problems.

How tall are you, Degen?

Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?

Steve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?

It's for based on a saying of a Russian friend. Everything is Russia's fault.

Steve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?

Try this: патриоты виновны

mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?

Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.

degenerasian wrote:

mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?

Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.

Back in university and for a few years after, I had a girlfriend who was (and still is) 6' 1"

Probably explains why I still watch women's volleyball on the big Ten Network.

But one thing I learned fairly early in life is that if an at least vaguely attractive woman wanted to take her clothes off for me, I didn't care how tall she was, what her ethnic background was or what her career path was.

As long as she had all her teeth and bathed regularly.

5' 3"...

Also 5'3"

sancarlos wrote:At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.

Other situations where the shorties can be a handy tabletop. One in particular comes to mind.

33 today (and 5'3" everyday)

degenerasian wrote:

mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?

Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.

Hmmm, short Asian guy who only dates tall girls... I think we found your problem.

Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.

Rass' girl. Five foot two

The Sybian wrote: Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.

Hellz no, it's Karen Vi.

Remy Lacroix. Good hula hooper. Degree in molecular biology. 5'2"





Also, does anal. Because porn.

She's 19 these days, btw.

https://instagram.com/mckaylamaroney/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sooooo this is on YouTube:

Maybe it's a "no pubic hair" rule?

In any case, I'm going back to bed to wake the missus. A very inspirational video.

Should we have a "Hall of Fame?" Maybe 6 inductees a year?

Okay, so what are the other four?

Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.

Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?

Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)

I'd map her yoni.

DC47 wrote:Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.

Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?

never saw this the first time.

prefer someone who is slightly over 5 feet. A really short girl has no legs to show off in heels anyways.

Jerloma wrote:I'd map her yoni.

Nice!

Yanet Garcia (she's 5'6" Degen)

Johnnie wrote:Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)

I feel like it's smiling at me.

More Yanet Garcia.

Who was it that made the Helen Mirren pick in the hottie draft?

PDX, I believe.

A swell looking dame.