The Swamp

...Kosich: And when did you see Gina?

Ramsey: About… About five minutes after the police got here. See that girl Amanda, told the police “I ain’t the only one. There’s some more girls up in that house.” So they go up in there, 30, 40, deep. And when they came out, it was just astonishing. ‘Cause I thought they would come up with nothing. Like I said my neighbor, you got to have some pretty big testicles to pull this off, bro. Because we see this dude every day. I mean every day.

Kosich: How long have you live here?

Ramsey: I’ve been here a year. You see where I’m coming from? I barbeque with this dude. We eat ribs and whatnot and listen to salsa music. You see where I’m coming from?

Kosich: And you had no indications?

Ramsey: Bro, not a clue that that girl was in that house. Or anybody else was in there against their will. Because how he is. He just comes out to his backyard, plays with the dogs, tinkering with his cars and motorcycles, go back in the house. So he’s somebody you look, then look away. He’s not doing anything, but the average stuff. You see what I’m saying? There’s nothing exciting about him. Well, until today.

Kosich: What were the reactions on the girls’ faces? I can’t imagine to see the sunlight…

Ramsey: Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway.

Jerloma wrote:Of course, this is all a hoax anyway. Sylvia Browne told her mother that she was murdered 7 years ago. Psychics are never wrong.

sancarlos wrote:Reporter: lt's rumored your son was abducted by UFOs. Would you care to comment?
Nathan Arizona: Don't print that, son. lf his mama reads that, she's just gonna lose all hope.

Jerloma wrote:

kranepool wrote:

sancarlos wrote:Reporter: lt's rumored your son was abducted by UFOs. Would you care to comment?
Nathan Arizona: Don't print that, son. lf his mama reads that, she's just gonna lose all hope.

One of my all-time favorites.

Cop: What did the pajamas look like?
Nathan Sr.: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!

sancarlos wrote:Check out the guy right behind Ramsey, in the video. He's wearing a leather biker vest, and he turns around, so the camera can read the great patches sewed on the back of the vest. Look closely.

Scottie wrote:

sancarlos wrote:Check out the guy right behind Ramsey, in the video. He's wearing a leather biker vest, and he turns around, so the camera can read the great patches sewed on the back of the vest. Look closely.

Hilarious. Took me a little bit to discern the message on his back-right (the "Mr Right" one). The truly funny part is that clip aired pretty much around the world and doubtlessly a guhzillion times on CNN's Headline News.

Missing women raped, beaten while pregnant

CLEVELAND -- The women found safe last night on Seymour Avenue were forced to have sex with their captors, resulting in up to five pregnancies, several police sources tell Channel 3 News.

One of those sources tells the Investigator Tom Meyer that the captors would beat the pregnant girls. Both sources say the babies didn't survive.

Calls to the Cleveland Police Department were not immediately returned.

The sources say it is unclear what happened following the pregnancies.

Police have arrested three men following the discovery of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight on Monday evening.

Investigators are going through the home for clues, including the backyard where they found "disturbed" dirt. The sources did not know whether that was related to the pregnancies.

Jerloma wrote:Well that puts a bit of a damper on the Charles Ramsey gold.

bfj wrote:

Jerloma wrote:Well that puts a bit of a damper on the Charles Ramsey gold.

Because you figured they were treated like princesses?

Johnnie wrote:

Jerloma wrote:Well that puts a bit of a damper on the Charles Ramsey gold.

Scottie wrote:

Jerloma wrote:Well that puts a bit of a damper on the Charles Ramsey gold.

So does being a convicted felon.

Jerloma wrote:Of course, this is all a hoax anyway. Sylvia Browne told her mother that she was murdered 7 years ago. Psychics are never wrong.

Sabo wrote:Ariel Castro is expected in court this morning, and it's believed he's agreed to a plea deal that will include a life sentence without parole, plus 1,000 years.

I hope that's the case. The worst thing that could happen is to force the three women to testify.

A question for the Swamp lawyers: What's the purpose of adding on additional time to a life without parole sentence? Is it just to make the prosecutor look good? Or is there a way to truly get out of jail when you have a life without parole sentence?

Sabo wrote:A question for the Swamp lawyers: What's the purpose of adding on additional time to a life without parole sentence? Is it just to make the prosecutor look good? Or is there a way to truly get out of jail when you have a life without parole sentence?

Sabo wrote:I'm somewhat tempted to get arrested and taken to jail just so I could possibly get the same cell as this asshole and I could then beat the ever living fuck out of him.

Ex-relatives call Castro a wife-beating, two-faced monster.