The Swamp

elflaco wrote:and depressed.

don't want to bring you down, but fuck.. the missus fell in the ice/snow while walking the dog.in the ER.possible broken arm. the boy with neighbors. i'm over here. already lit up on half a bottle of scotch (auchentoshen syb).. feel helpless. she's not happy. very much not so. lit and sad and useless what a fucking saturday night.

sorry boys. carry on.

Lo siento Juan. That fucking sucks.

Fuck. I'm sorry man. You and your wife don't deserve that. One day you'll all appreciate your sacrifice.

And I'm pretty buzzed up in west coast IPAs but I'm still upset for elflaco

Thanks gents.

Just hung up the skype with her... both bones broken. Clean break, so that's the good part. My dad is saying he'll bring up her mother in the morning, but with the weather.. most likely he just takes her to Union station and puts her on a train.. hopefully she can be around the week, and then drive down for the holidays.. so she should be with family for the next two weeks.
spoke to the boy last night.. real trooper.. held it together, did the right things.. on the phone was very brave until he just broke down.. (what's th doing with all this fucking dust so early in the morning?) 27 days to go. Have final set of interviews in NYC the week of the 20th-can't afford to blow it.
hm. 9am here.. that's the thing about good scotch. no headache.

I don't have a headache but I sure forgot to drink water last night. Oops.

And sorry to hear about that, ef. My friend fell on Friday too. Nothing broken for her, but a ton of pain. Hopefully it's a quick heal

Bitches be trippin'.

Appropriately i am lit up like a christmas tree

AB_skin_test wrote:Appropriately i am lit up like a christmas tree

Been drinking off a bottle of Bulliet since mid afternoon so I can't wait for the niece and nephew's reaction (or more importantly my Mom & Sister's reaction) for Christmas morning & Santa's presents when Uncle Hangover shows up. But the sausage and egg casserole will taste even better than normal I'm sure

january was a slow month for this thread. boo us.

cerrano wrote:january was a slow month for this thread. boo us.

Don't know about y'all but I'm down to drinking only about 3 times a month until I drop some weight. Which sucks.

I just forget to post.

Hi cerrano.

Hello Spring...ton!!!!

Lagunitas Imperial Stout

rass wrote:Hi cerrano.

right back atcha, tonight.

Tullamore Dew.

Brought by a guest last winter. Free Irish whiskey is not to be denied.

I just texted like aeven swampers. Lit.

Was going to have a dark n stormy but only had ginger ale and not ginger beer. I call it a mostly cloudy.

Hey yo! Trouble beckons on a Tues. More than usual at the local spot.

Gotta get this back to the top on the weekend right?

I am 35. Helen Mirren is 69. This means that for the first time in my life, there is not a woman at least twice my age that I would theoretically fuck.

Woodbury Reserve btw

It looks like you can get that loving feeling back next July 26th, if just for a couple of months (and if you round down to the nearest year).

Happy birthday(?)

Johnny Carwash wrote:I am 35. Helen Mirren is 69. This means that for the first time in my life, there is not a woman at least twice my age that I would theoretically fuck.

Woodbury Reserve btw

Sophia Loren was still hanging on last I saw her. Just checked, and she is 80. Maybe it's been a long time since I saw her. Looking at pictures of her in her heyday, and holy fuck was she a sex kitten!

Guess who's back. Back again. BSFs back. Tell a friend.

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

TheHumanComa wrote:

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

I like the Banquet beer. One of my 18 pack go tos.

So on Canadian Thanksgiving, one of our Canadians bragged about getting Coors? Boou.

mister d wrote:So on Canadian Thanksgiving, one of our Canadians bragged about getting Coors? Boou.

Well, it's really a canadian beer, no?

In the U.S. it's pronounced "Cours."

TheHumanComa wrote:

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

For God sake man! You live near Montreal, surely there's better beer choices than Coors, Bleue and Ex?

Maybe crack open a frosty Dow!

I'd recommend a Unibrou or Dieu du Ciel. Though he lives in the hinterlands so perhaps his chances are limited. When I was a Easterner I was quite excited to have a Banquet. I still enjoy one here and there (my Colorado born wife likes to make fun of me for this.)

Rush2112 wrote:I still enjoy one here and there (my Colorado born wife likes to make fun of me for this.)

Ditto. (My wife is not from the great state of Colorado, but she does also mock me for this.)

I got two shots and completed my self-evaluation today. Should I drink tonight?

If Iron City regular and Heineken didn't exist, I'd consider Coors Banquet to be the World's worst beer.

Gunpowder wrote:If Iron City regular and Heineken didn't exist, I'd consider Coors Banquet to be the World's worst beer.

Ever Had Black Label? Plus the heavy is so much better than Coors Light or the other light beers.

As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

Heineken just became the official beer of MLS. Yay. (I'm assuming they'll still sell micros at the beer-snobby stadiums. IE, Portland.)

Pruitt wrote:

mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

Molson thrashes Heineken at not sucking.

Gunpowder wrote:

Pruitt wrote:

mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

Molson thrashes Heineken at not sucking.

But it's like the Jaguars versus the Raiders. One of them has to win.