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Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:34 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:47 am
by Ryan

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:48 am
by rass

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:35 am
by Pruitt
Racism is of course, never acceptable.

But jeez, that music is enough to make a person hate bears.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:53 am
by howard

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:07 am
by Pruitt
"People can educate themselves on the situation that they're facing today," (Cosby's PR Rep) Wyatt tells Rolling Stone of the planned events. "Laws are changing. Statute of limitations are being amended. It's important to educate people that you could be at a baseball game and it could be crowded and a young man could try to squeeze through and accidentally touch a young lady's butt or breast by mistake and that could be considered sexual assault. It's imperative that we educate people that want to be educated."
This really should be in the "What The Fuck Is Wrong With People" thread.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:21 am
by mister d
If those words come out of your mouth, you should just be removed from society.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:54 am
by Johnnie

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:58 am
by brian

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:02 am
by Johnny Carwash


“One of [Blues Traveler’s] fans was threatening to call the Zetas on me, to send them to my house,” Rutherford said. “What gang member is like, ‘I better head to Kentucky because this guy is giving Blues Traveler shit?’”

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:06 pm
by sancarlos
Johnny Carwash wrote:

“One of [Blues Traveler’s] fans was threatening to call the Zetas on me, to send them to my house,” Rutherford said. “What gang member is like, ‘I better head to Kentucky because this guy is giving Blues Traveler shit?’”

The Blues Traveler star became more hostile recently, however, when a bot that posts random segments of Rutherford’s previous tweets created a nonsense sentence that happened to have Popper’s name in it.
Rutherford’s bot, which tweets under the name @assbott, gained notoriety in the summer of 2016 when a friend who created the bot programmed it to instantly tweet back each time Donald Trump posted on Twitter.
Followers of the then-Republican nominee would often reply to @assbott several times before realizing they were arguing with a robot that mostly tweeted jumbled sentences about baseball and professional wrestling.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:08 pm
by brian
That whole story is completely fucking bonkers if you ask me. Strange days....

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:07 pm
by wlu_lax6

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:00 pm
by rass

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:27 pm
by Johnnie
Death Wish Coffee recalls cold brew cans due to potentially deadly toxin concerns

I've had their coffee. It's pretty good. But I don't get caffeine tremors from it (or any coffee) like they make it sound like.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:30 am
by DSafetyGuy

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:08 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:02 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 1:57 pm
by rass

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:14 pm
by Ryan

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:52 pm
by sancarlos
Wonder if that guy is going to say the cops did it. And I wonder if that’s true.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:57 pm
by Pruitt
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:52 pm
Wonder if that guy is going to say the cops did it. And I wonder if that’s true.
I have a toonie that says the cops did it. I think I heard once that a person can't injure themself that way.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:45 am
by Pruitt

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:42 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:30 am
by Johnnie

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:08 am
by rass
Unstable Man Plots To Bring Guns To Schools

(man... that's from almost 5 years ago)

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:45 am
by Johnnie

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:35 pm
by Ryan
(Saucony) has teamed up with Dunkin’ Donuts to create an orange and magenta-infused version of its Kinvara 9 in anticipation of the Boston Marathon. The collaboration honors the “symbiotic relationship between running, coffee and donuts,” according to a press release.

“The Saucony X Dunkin’ Kinvara 9 celebrates the joy, determination and delicious obsession of runners everywhere with a sense of playfulness that’s true to the heart and soul of both brands,” Amanda Reiss, chief marketing officer of Saucony, said in the release.

The Dunkin’ Donuts logo can be found on each shoe’s tongue, the Saucony logos are enhanced with a coffee-bean print, and “America Runs on Dunkin'” is printed along the reflective stripe on each heel. A strawberry-frosted doughnut sits on the heel of each of the shoes, surrounded by sprinkles. To top it off, the sockliners feature images of Dunkin’ Donuts hot and iced coffee.
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Emphasis most certainly mine

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:38 pm
by sancarlos
So, with that new knowledge in mind, you should get a spot about a mile beyond the start of the marathon and set up a table giving away free doughnuts and coffee to runners. I'm sure you'll have lots of takers!

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:42 pm
by brian
sancarlos wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:38 pm So, with that new knowledge in mind, you should get a spot about a mile beyond the start of the marathon and set up a table giving away free doughnuts and coffee to runners. I'm sure you'll have lots of takers!
Well, I don't know about coffee but there really is a correlation between runners/running and donuts.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:23 pm
by bfj
Baltimore-You Get Used to It
We have some halfway-decent bars and restaurants that you’ll come to appreciate once your standards aren’t quite what they used to be.

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:36 am
by DSafetyGuy

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:48 pm
by Sabo

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:34 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:39 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:45 am
by Giff

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:28 am
by DSafetyGuy

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:31 am
by Pruitt

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:54 pm
by brian

Re: Real or The Onion?

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:35 pm
by Pruitt