Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:51 am

- I have not thrown up since 1996.
- I have not set foot inside a Wal-Mart since about 1999.
- I have consumed less than the equivalent of one cup of coffee over the course of my life.
- I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
- Every Mormon person I have met, I have liked.
- I never use the drive-through at fast food restaurants, unless I'm with someone and they peer-pressure me into doing so.

Tom 1860 · Post by **Tom 1860** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:03 am

-1612 weeks and counting of hating John Elway
-1612 weeks and counting that I have had at least one wank
-30 seconds and counting that I have spent/will spend trying to dispel/remove any wrong thoughts that may be linked to the first two statements.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:10 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:- I have not thrown up since 1996.
- I have not set foot inside a Wal-Mart since about 1999.
- I have consumed less than the equivalent of one cup of coffee over the course of my life.
- I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
- Every Mormon person I have met, I have liked.
- I never use the drive-through at fast food restaurants, unless I'm with someone and they peer-pressure me into doing so.

I threw up last night.
I was in walmart last week
I have had two cups today
Seen most of them
Even the door knockers?
Drove through yesterday at lunch.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:26 am

AB_skin_test wrote:
Johnny Carwash wrote: - I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
Seen most of them

I could name a lot of them, but then I tried to remember how many I've actually sat down and watched from beginning to end, consulted IMDB, and didn't come up with too many:

Hook
The Pelican Brief
Ocean's Eleven

I think I might have seen Ocean's Twelve, but I'm not 100% sure.

Of those, arguably only one of those is a Julia Roberts movie.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:30 am

rass wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
Johnny Carwash wrote: - I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
Seen most of them
I could name a lot of them, but then I tried to remember how many I've actually sat down and watched from beginning to end, consulted IMDB, and didn't come up with too many:

Hook
The Pelican Brief
Ocean's Eleven

I think I might have seen Ocean's Twelve, but I'm not 100% sure.

Of those, arguably only one of those is a Julia Roberts movie.

Went and consulted...had seen about 20 of her movies. Probably closer to half, but still classified as "most" i guess.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:21 am

I've never gotten a speeding ticket.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:26 am

With the exeception of a couple of years when I fasted completely during Lenten Fridays, I have had cheese in one form or another every day since I graduated college in May of 1997.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:45 am

One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:53 am

Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.

But who's counting?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:55 am

AB_skin_test wrote:
Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.
But who's counting?

I remember my last drag like it was yesterday. Not a day goes by where I don't want one. Bummer.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:08 am

I have never watched more than five minutes of any of the following television shows:
American Idol, America's Got Talent, So You think you can dance, Survivor (any of them), Bachelor, Bachelorette, Big Brother, any Real Wives of... show, the Kardashians show, the View, Glee... I'm sure I would hate them all.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:21 am

I have not had a McDonald's hamburger in over 10 years.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:12 pm

govmentchedda wrote:I have not had a McDonald's hamburger in over 10 years.

I haven't had any fast food burgers in 22 years. Holy fuck, I was going to say 12, but it has been a long damn time since I was in high school. Only reason I remember is because I ate Burger King the day after I returned from my exchange student trip to Russia. After eating real (though often barely palatable) food for so long, my system couldn't process the artificial shit. Sick for 2 days, never eaten it again.

devilfluff · Post by **devilfluff** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:38 pm

Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.

I will be 9 years on May 1st...

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:44 pm

devilfluff wrote:
Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.
I will be 9 years on May 1st...

Nice.

I hate myself everytime I touch fast food. Except for In-n-Out.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:44 pm

Not really proud, probably should be horrified, but I realized my senior year of college that I didn't go sober for a single calendar week my entire 4 years. Certainly not something I tried for. That even includes periods of extended illness, mostly due to partying and lack of sleep.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:50 pm

The Sybian wrote:Not really proud, probably should be horrified, but I realized my senior year of college that I didn't go sober for a single calendar week my entire 4 years. Certainly not something I tried for. That even includes periods of extended illness, mostly due to partying and lack of sleep.

Amateur. I don't even think I've done that since college.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:53 pm

I've had like 4-5 swallowers in a row (unfortunately only over the span of like 2 years). However, I had never had any up until the streak started.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:19 pm

P.D.X. wrote:I've had like 4-5 swallowers in a row (unfortunately only over the span of like 2 years). However, I had never had any up until the streak started.

Maybe I am in the minority here, but I never got the appeal of a swallower. As long as I bust a nut, I don't care where it goes.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:33 pm

A spitter stops too early.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:38 pm

The Sybian wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:I've had like 4-5 swallowers in a row (unfortunately only over the span of like 2 years). However, I had never had any up until the streak started.
Maybe I am in the minority here, but I never got the appeal of a swallower. As long as I bust a nut, I don't care where it goes.

What if she points it at your face?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:38 pm

P.D.X. wrote:I've had like 4-5 swallowers in a row (unfortunately only over the span of like 2 years). However, I had never had any up until the streak started.

Ahh... single guy issues!

\jealous

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:52 pm

sancarlos wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:I've had like 4-5 swallowers in a row (unfortunately only over the span of like 2 years). However, I had never had any up until the streak started.
Ahh... single guy issues!

\jealous

Unfortunately I'm currently on a 5-month streak of nothing-to-be-proud-of.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:53 pm

govmentchedda wrote:A spitter stops too early.

Ah!!!! Epiphany moment. Can you tell I have never had the experience?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:05 pm

The Sybian wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:A spitter stops too early.
Ah!!!! Epiphany moment. Can you tell I have never had the experience?

Glad I could be of assistance. Beats working on a gorgeous Friday afternoon.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:18 pm

I have not eaten at KFC for over 35 years.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:11 pm

Because that would be too long.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:27 am

devilfluff wrote:
Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.
I will be 9 years on May 1st...

17 years in July. I miss it daily.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:06 pm

The Sybian wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:A spitter stops too early.
Ah!!!! Epiphany moment. Can you tell I have never had the experience?

I used to think the same as you until the first time it happened to me.

And I'm pretty positive I haven't gone a week without getting drunk since September 97.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:07 pm

bfj wrote:
devilfluff wrote:
Giff wrote:One year, 10 months, 20 days without a cig.
I will be 9 years on May 1st...
17 years in July. I miss it daily.

Me too. I hate riding the elevator down with the smokers at work.

devilfluff · Post by **devilfluff** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:17 pm

Never dated a spitter...

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:17 pm

devilfluff wrote:Never dated a spitter...

It's kinda insulting.

Post by **brian** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:58 pm

Yeah I've only dated one spitter and pretty much dumped her once I found that out. I honestly think/thought that like 98 percent of chicks swallow.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:21 pm

not sure if this is good or bad these days.

Have never fucked a virgin.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:44 pm

degenerasian wrote:not sure if this is good or bad these days.

Have never fucked a virgin.

You know, either have I. Like George Costanza said, you never want to be first. They always remember the first, and I don't want to be remembered. I've never fucked a virgin either, though I was a super-Catholic girl's first penis she ever touched. Shockingly good HJ with very little coaching. Just out of a 3 year relationship, and the poor sap never got beyond kissing. At least it wasn't all side-hugs for him. Never pursued a virgin, rather have someone more skilled and less self conscious.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:20 am

Spit? Swallow? What are you guys talking about? I've been married for 10 years.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:34 am

I haven't thrown up due to drinking in over a decade. I haven't thrown up from other reasons in almost a month.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:46 pm

mister d wrote:I haven't thrown up due to drinking in over a decade. I haven't thrown up from other reasons in almost a month.

I haven't thrown up from some other reason in over a decade. I haven't thrown up due to drinking in almost nine months.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:06 pm

I really did throw up last Thursday.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:47 pm

I can't remember the last time I threw up from drinking. It's probably been close to 20 years.

As for non-drinking times - there haven't been too many of those either. I don't get sick much. I'd guess I've thrown up for non-drinking reasons no more than about 10 times in my life.