I mean I've done several solo road trips from Texas to California without a single ticket, so I'll volunteer.
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- Wed May 29, 2024 2:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET
- Replies: 495
- Views: 6538
- Wed May 29, 2024 10:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Autumn Reading List
- Replies: 13
- Views: 273
- Wed May 29, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2505
- Views: 128479
Re: The Weather
With the winds the way they were yesterday, I don't think many of those behind them would have wanted to drive at that time. I mean, look at the highway in front of them. When I saw it coming in from my office, I ran out to get food before it hit. It started when I was a stoplight away from the offi...
- Wed May 29, 2024 9:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Autumn Reading List
- Replies: 13
- Views: 273
Re: Autumn Reading List
Finished isaacs storm traveling and starting happy go lucky by David Sedaris on ride home tomorrow. Isaacs storm was solid but Erik Larson got better with later books. Bought tix to see Sedaris in person later this year. Figure I ought to treat writers like him like bands and support on these types...
- Tue May 28, 2024 10:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
- Replies: 411
- Views: 17347
Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Why the fuck are they reviewing the clock when the Mavs are down 5 and at best there are .2 seconds left.
- Tue May 28, 2024 9:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
- Replies: 411
- Views: 17347
Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Hard disagree. That was such a minor altercation that it should have never gone to review in the first place.
- Tue May 28, 2024 8:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bill Walton
- Replies: 13
- Views: 249
Re: Bill Walton
Yup I’m crying.
- Tue May 28, 2024 2:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamply Connect (PLAYOFFS and ASG ANNOUNCEMENT)
- Replies: 627
- Views: 16509
Re: Swamply Connect (PLAYOFFS and ASG ANNOUNCEMENT)
This needs to be streamed.
- Tue May 28, 2024 12:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bill Walton
- Replies: 13
- Views: 249
- Mon May 27, 2024 9:06 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Angel Hernandez’s Career
- Replies: 10
- Views: 164
- Mon May 27, 2024 12:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bill Walton
- Replies: 13
- Views: 249
Bill Walton
Yup.
- Sun May 26, 2024 11:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL DMB Thread
- Replies: 95
- Views: 3069
Re: The OFFICIAL DMB Thread
I’ve only heard it a handful of times in the 35 times I’ve seen them. The first time was in San Antonio when I got to go for free because of a story I don’t tell very often.
- Sun May 26, 2024 11:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL DMB Thread
- Replies: 95
- Views: 3069
Re: The OFFICIAL DMB Thread
That is awesome!! My favorite DMB song.
- Sun May 26, 2024 10:54 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3931
- Views: 249504
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Grayson Murray, PGA winner. Suicide. Damn. Is someone reporting that? That seemed most likely but I hadn’t seen it confirmed. So very tragic. Yeah there was a statement released on behalf of his parents. https://twitter.com/pgatour/status/1794746060742762924?s=46&t=EdpTprpQO3rfEylO6Sg45A
- Sun May 26, 2024 10:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3931
- Views: 249504
- Sun May 26, 2024 9:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3931
- Views: 249504
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Grayson Murray, PGA winner.
Re: JOKES
This is hysterical.
- Sat May 25, 2024 9:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3359
- Views: 228367
Re: Getting the spins
Re: Band of Horses
Thanks mister d!
Thanks mister d!
- Sat May 25, 2024 9:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Travel Guide
- Replies: 1268
- Views: 92911
Re: Swamp Travel Guide
Can’t wait to hate you via social media for the next two weeks.
Have a blast!!
Have a blast!!
- Sat May 25, 2024 9:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
- Replies: 759
- Views: 39689
Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Gotta tell you the first time losing my shit in a local bar when a team from New York won a game was a weird experience.
- Fri May 24, 2024 5:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2626
- Views: 165357
Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
I have to admit I haven’t looked that far ahead and now that’s fun to look forward to.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.
- Fri May 24, 2024 4:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3359
- Views: 228367
- Fri May 24, 2024 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
Ugh, I can hear you getting fatter.
- Fri May 24, 2024 4:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6295
- Views: 386291
Re: Television (no longer temporary)
I'm sure the joke has been done dozens of times in television history, but while watching Seinfeld re-runs earlier this week, I noticed they had a positive/negative medical test joke that reminded me of The Office joke when Michael thinks the diagnosis is bad when Kevin said the results were negative.
- Fri May 24, 2024 3:12 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Car buying
- Replies: 612
- Views: 32989
Re: Car buying
There wasn’t a live Q&A so I can just tell you what he said. He said he only got a cut from the seller and never the buyer. And those that were are “double dipping”.
- Fri May 24, 2024 2:05 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Car buying
- Replies: 612
- Views: 32989
Re: Car buying
Daniel Tosh had a car broker on his podcast and he says you're a sucka if you pay the broker. He said in his 45 years of doing it he only took commission from the seller.
I didn't even know those were a thing.
I didn't even know those were a thing.
Re: MLB 2024
Ridiculous.
- Fri May 24, 2024 12:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9037
- Views: 461007
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
He didn't mention that as a possibility, even when I offered one.
- Fri May 24, 2024 11:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9037
- Views: 461007
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Just got off the phone with a friend of mine who's been diagnosed with kidney cancer. He started off with permission for us to still use our joke of saying "kidneys" while pointing to our head whenever we both say the same smart thing. (it's based off an Aggie joke)
- Fri May 24, 2024 11:36 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
Yeah, honestly I have a hard time with too much ricotta, so cottage cheese is a hard no.
- Thu May 23, 2024 8:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
I was high yo.
- Thu May 23, 2024 5:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
Feel like green bell peppers would overwhelm everything else going on in breakfast gravy the same way they overwhelm everything else they get included in. "Foods/flavors that overtake all others" would be a good topic. I don't like when maple syrup is added to anything that isn't meant to...
- Thu May 23, 2024 3:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Doc: The Umentary Type
- Replies: 142
- Views: 2674
Re: Doc: The Umentary Type
It's definitely not a Seger dig. I just really hate that song.
- Thu May 23, 2024 2:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Doc: The Umentary Type
- Replies: 142
- Views: 2674
Re: Doc: The Umentary Type
On one of our family vacations, my wife and I were in the kitchen chatting with my BIL. My nephew ran in the room and did a slide similar to the one Tom Cruise did in Risky Business. My BIL points and yells "TOM CRUISE! ALL THE RIGHT MOVES!" which since 2019 has been an inside joke between...
- Thu May 23, 2024 1:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Doc: The Umentary Type
- Replies: 142
- Views: 2674
Re: Doc: The Umentary Type
Wasn't The Outsiders kinda officially the start of that?
- Thu May 23, 2024 1:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
Dammit chedda!!!!
Picked the same photo and everything.
Picked the same photo and everything.
- Thu May 23, 2024 1:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
- Replies: 962
- Views: 51744
Re: Culinary Hot Takes
For my Grateful Dead fans.
- Thu May 23, 2024 11:44 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Fontly Speaking
- Replies: 31
- Views: 513
Re: Fontly Speaking
Do you capitalize the first word after an abbreviation?
- Thu May 23, 2024 11:40 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9037
- Views: 461007
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Yeah, rumors are starting to fly around about the school telling the kids or not. They are literally getting out of school right now, and we haven't received an actual e-mail from the school yet, so I hope they didn't tell the kids without telling us they told them.
- Thu May 23, 2024 11:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3931
- Views: 249504
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
I don't think the brain cares how old you are if you hit your head hard enough. Isn't that how Bob Saget died?Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 11:35 am Okay, people who are 58 shouldn't die from falling in the shower.
I hope drugs were involved. Or at least others in the shower.